Brian Jones

The Remedy Worse than the Disease

Cur'd yesterday of my disease, I died last night of my physician.
Posted by Brian Jones on Sat, 06 May 2006 05:22:00 PST

hello?

''It is right down to the wire.  Of corse we're hopeful, and we're are secretly confident,  but we can't sit back in our chairs and make  the winds take us there"...
Posted by Brian Jones on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:05:00 PST

songs about the weather

It's hard enough forecasting when things are reasonably stable.  You have to take all of our forecasts with a grain of salt.
Posted by Brian Jones on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 11:01:00 PST

what is heaven like?

It's wet from all the guitar players crying.
Posted by Brian Jones on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 07:33:00 PST

"hey man, nice jeans''

Heredity has to be considered when pertaining to weight.  Some guys might become bigger without really trying.
Posted by Brian Jones on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:52:00 PST

on capitalism

we do have a labor market that is basically on fire.
Posted by Brian Jones on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 06:45:00 PST

Life

We got here at 8:30.  Now, we're going to have to drive all the way home.
Posted by Brian Jones on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 12:03:00 PST

guess what

We piss anywhere man
Posted by Brian Jones on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 12:00:00 PST