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About Me

Well, how to start? I should start out by stating that Im quite a philanthropist. Last year for a charity drive I took apart a train and ate it piece by piece, after I had just derailed it with my penis. When I'm not out fullfilling my civic duties I enjoy: playing guitar, gyrating anything with a pulse and a little bit of fur, huddling up in my house,canoodling my two cats (Shaley and Solomon)...my little cutie pies. Also hanging out with friends and waxing intellectual about movies and music.In addition, I enjoy intentionally insighting arguements with panhadling, homeless transients over the fact that they don't have exact change to break the dollar that they're bummin'off of me. One thing that I can't stand is obligatory small talk with old aquaintences.I live in C-Town (Selah,Wa) and I'm currently going to school to be a Registerd Nurse-go ahead and say it, "murse"-ha ha ha ha ha ha, jackass. Now that we've muddled through the crap lets get to what you're here for.Turn-ons:Denim and pulp-free orange juice. Turn-offs:last call and that other guy from WHAM!
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I'd like to meet:

Myself ten years from now,David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Conan O'Brian, Will Ferrell, Larry David, Bill Clinton, Jack White and his negative Jack Black, The Strokes, Dwight Eisenhower, Seth MacFarlan, Danny Bonaduce-the drunk one,not the one drying out with Kelsey Grammer,Doctor Zayis the 3 toed sloth,Bozo the Clown,Jermaine and Brett of Flight of the Conchords fame,the 3 boobed chick from Total Recall,Marilyn Manson,Dave Attel,Wilford Brimley,Chris McCandless,Eddie Vedder,Bob Saget,Rob Zombie

My Blog

Herro!

 I'm making a point to respond back to my, supposed, Myspace friends as a means of making the whole ideal not seem so superficial. I'm sick of getting friend requests and nobody elaborating ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:30:00 GMT

Existential Self-Narrative

What up niggaz? I was just working and your thoughts crossed my mind. Wait, that previous sentence makes know sense whatsoever. And it makes less sense that I’m addressing the issue buy typing i...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:18:00 GMT

Blogging

I'm sorry, but this blogging business must cease and desist at once. People's pontifications are just a means of perpetuate their own drugdery in an attempt to hoist their own self-worth (e.g, Re...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:06:00 GMT