If you can make me a brazed oxen stuffed with nubian goat stuffed with pheasant stuffed with mongoose stuffed with emu stuffed with an egyptian fruit bat then i will perform felatio on you.For those who dont know who i am, i am a smart young cookie. My name is Emilia. I am witty..some say couragous. I let stress get to be sometimes but none the less i am friendly and like to stay laid back. Some people think im a bit stuck up because when i first meet someone i don't talk to much but its actually because i like to observe others.I dont think anyones completely horrible in this world. We were all born and started out at the same level. I am disgusted with self promoters though.I really think that being modest lets people admire you for the obvious and if their a curious person...the not so obvious. I have good morals when it comes to important things although i wouldnt judge you if you were a "Ho" or a murderer. Im a hard worker and im full of love. I am a very caring person and i like to make my roomate or whoever wants to come chill at my place pancakes and soup. I am artistic and i have a good head on my shoulder. i wake up at 5 every morning and have the priveledge of seeing the sun rise.I come from a small city and i moved to a bigger city...its still so small compared to other cities. I enjoy people who are determined,positive, and humorous. I have a lot of really amazing friends. These are the types of friends that will give you a sponge bath when you have the flu. I believe everything happens for a reason and always take time to admire the little things that have changed my whole life. Its weird how going to a coffee shop and meeting someone or even meeting someone on here brightens your day. I love fashion and i guess thats typical for a girl.. i am a bit materialistic i guess but if u borrow any of my shit i probably wouldnt notice. In the morning i have chai and apples, for lunch i have something that involves potatoes and for dinner i go masterbate and head to bed. I love music, i can listen to almost anything. If anyone out there has a really awesome song they think i would like you need to tell me. Sometimes someone will send me somehting new and ill feel like i know nothing about music...other times i feel like the master of music. I have cut down my booze and drug intake to a minimum lately. It's really cleared my mind and i feel more in control of things. When i get drunk its like i turn into a different person. I get a bit mean and sloppy. I have a roomate. We dont see eachother much but i swear she exists.I also have a cat named Mr.Special that tries to get in everyones pants. Hes a bit "off" he tries to make out with people and if your a boy he will groom your armpit hair and NO im not a crazy cat lady yet...im in training k? I squish beercans on my forehead.
