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Averell Carter

Nobody's proud of me but strangers

About Me

Stand-up comedian. I was born in France. My birth name is actually Ave LaBlacque. For a thousand years I was one of the guardians of peace and justice throughout the galaxy. Before the dark times...I'm on myspace for friends and networking. Not looking for the hookup just trying to build a little friendbase. If you come out to one of my shows and like it then you'll be part of my friendbase and fanbase. I have a lot of beautiful women on my friends list. Doesn't mean I'm trying to get down with any of them. I enjoy the scenery. That doesn't make me a perv. Ladies, if you could get Brad Pitt or Tyson Beckford to walk through your kitchen shirtless once or twice a week free of charge you would sign right up for the service. That doesn't make you a freak. Besides I'm not stupid all of those beautiful women have a big friends list too and I'm trying to create some traffic. That also doesn't mean I won't talk to you. If you see me online drop me a line. Don't be like Fantasia. If I don't love you I'll still talk to you.Though it would be nice but I'm not trying to be the next Dane Cook. I'd like to have some sort of rapport with my friends list. I take the word friend literally and NO ONE has 3 million "friends". So come on by and peruse the page. It's very much a work in progress. My website is as well. I'm in the process of changing servers. If you like what you see you're welcome to come back. If you don't like it right now come back anyway it'll be better soon. Regardless, thanx for stopping by in the first place. MySpace Layouts @ Unique MySpace Layouts - Movie Layouts - Music Layouts - More MySpace Layouts! - MySpace Tools
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strong and you love to help others.
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My Interests

I love to cook and trust me I'm good at it. You haven't had a steak until you've had one of mine. Sports (the real sports) football (the 5 time world heavyweight champions, the Pittsburgh Steelers), basketball (Philadelphia 76ers), and of course, professional wrestling (have a lot of favorites but I use Shelton Benjamin on the PlayStation) I hate baseball but I love the Yankees. My team in all college sports is Virginia. I'm not one of those guys who likes this team for basketball and that team for football. I HATE THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA WITH A PASSION THAT CANNOT BE MEASURED ON HUMAN SCALE. If you invented a sport tomorrow they would instantly be my least favorite team at it unless the name of the sport was Carolina Suicide in which case I hope they go undefeated. Love music (see below). Last but not least I use a lot of parenteses.

I'd like to meet:

George Lucas, Julius Erving, Bill Russell, Jerome Bettis, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Sting, Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Jesus Christ (but not until it's time) and this woman..... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Just about everything. Right now I'm addicted to XM Satellite Radio because they do play just about everything. I listen to ALL the channels at one time or another (Luna 95 R.I.P.). Except for country. In country I like certain artists but maybe not so much the genre as a whole but the more I listen the more I find people that I like.

Movies:

Anything with the words "Star" and "Wars" in the title. I'm not one of those snobs who hates Episodes I, II, and III. Super hero movies. Comedies... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Crap, crap, mega crap. I'll give $200 for the whole bunch.

Books:

Don't just read the quote but also consider the source. What he says is true, and look at the petty revolution he helped lead.

Heroes:

My parents. Julius Erving. Bill Russell. Sammy Davis Jr.-That man caught trains and buses and walked in a lot of back doors for me to even get a chance to do what I do. Oprah-Let's see...She's black, a woman, born in the south, in the 50's. She had every reason to give up and just fade away. Instead she's one of the most influential people on the planet.

My Blog

Congratulations Barry!!!

     I've been waiting to write this blog.  Barry Bonds finally hit home run no. 756 a few moments ago.  I say "Congrats".  By now we've chronicled all of Bonds alle...
Posted by Averell Carter on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 11:01:00 PST

The definitive reason why Don Imus should be fired.

     Over the last few days everyone has been debating why, or if, Don Imus should be fired.  The answer is emphatically yes.  I will start by saying that maybe 12% of my...
Posted by Averell Carter on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:39:00 PST

Fags and Dykes

     I know how to name 'em don't I?  Well in case you haven't heard a former NBA player came out of the proverbial closet a couple of weeks ago.  John Amaechi is his nam...
Posted by Averell Carter on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:17:00 PST

MY myspace top 10

My myspace Top 10 1.  First of all, I'm bi.  Bilingual.  Spanish speakers: I will not add you!!!  I just got out of a bad, abusive conservation and I'm only adding English speaking...
Posted by Averell Carter on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:22:00 PST

This week in football. and race, and civic pride, and loving your team

     What a great week to be any of the following: a football fan, a Steeler fan, a native of Virginia (especially southeastern Virginia, the 757), and last but not least, Black.&n...
Posted by Averell Carter on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:01:00 PST

Farewell to an old friend - The Thoroughgood Inn Comedy Club

I don't know how many of you are fortunate enough to have a job that you really and truly love.  I am one of those people and I am truly blessed for it.  It came as not so much of a shock ye...
Posted by Averell Carter on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:51:00 PST