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About Me

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About me. Where should I begin? The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, and he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. Sorts of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we would make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum and I highly recommend it!

My Interests

Graphics, photography, Anything that makes me laugh, helicopters, food, woodworking, scuba diving, camping, hiking, anything outdoors.

Music:

You Communicate Like a Man
When you communicate, you like to get to the point.
You're not afraid to say what's on your mind - and leave it at that.
Talking about your emotions drains you. You rather keep them to yourself.
You prefer solving problems to wallowing in your sorrows. Do You Communicate Like a Man or a Woman?
Never Date an Aries
Impatient, restless, and selfish - it's a lot of work to make an Aries happy.
And if you drop the ball, your Aries will be gone faster than you can say "I'm sorry"!

Instead try dating: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, or Pisces What Sign Shouldn't You Date?Mostly upbeat classical crossover music. Anything with violins and cellos in it. Also I love most classic rock.

Movies:

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Mostly foreign films lately. I love comedies, and war movies too.

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Mythbusters, South Park, and occasionally the news just to keep in touch with the world.

Heroes:

You are 93% Pisces
How Pisces Are You?
You Are a Capitalist Republican
Money makes your world go round - and it's no surprise that you always vote your wallet.
You're financially successful (or plan to be), and your agenda is low tax and pro business.
You don't get fired up about abortion... but mention capital gains tax, and you go crazy.
You want government to be as small as possible - and to stay out of the way of business. What's Your Political Persuasion?

My Blog

I WANT THEM!!!!

How much do you think these things are?Who do I need to suck up to, or sleep with to get one? (Air Jelly) (Air Ray) ...
Posted by (just) Jim on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:33:00 PST

People in Portland, Oregon are quirky

Don't ask me how I find this stuff on the internet, I just stumble across it. This particular discovery put a smile on my face though.----------------------------------------------------- -------------...
Posted by (just) Jim on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:33:00 PST

I need everyones help finding a few GEOCACHES

Calling all brainiacs!!!Calling everyone who loves to work on puzzles of all types!!Desperate times call for desperate measures. I am in need of help solving some puzzles for my geocaching, that I adm...
Posted by (just) Jim on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:34:00 PST

My dinner - quick and delicious

The other day went I went to the grocery store, I passed by some great varieties of squashes. Some of them I have never seen before, and most I have never tasted. I like squash, but have only cooked i...
Posted by (just) Jim on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:31:00 PST

A blessing in disguise?

For the longest time, I've always had a inner battle with myself to watch TV. I get too addicted to watching it. I even cut down dramatically in turning on the TV to use it just as background noise. I...
Posted by (just) Jim on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:06:00 PST

My hike on Sunday (photoblog)

This past Sunday, I went on a short hike with a few friends to Penrose Point State Park here in Washington, about 15 miles "as the crow flies" from where I live. What was great about this little hike ...
Posted by (just) Jim on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:08:00 PST

I’m BACK!!! (sort of)

What a week! Good to be back onto myspace, and slowly starting to catch up on blogs that I have missed while I was off.Welcome new subscribers! Thank you for subscribing! So what did I do while I was ...
Posted by (just) Jim on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:19:00 PST

The magical power of nature

I just thought I would share this with everyone.I was out on Saturday geocaching when I came across this bike stuck in a tree. WOW! This is an official geocache to be found. It’s not like a "tra...
Posted by (just) Jim on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:14:00 PST

My gift to myself

First off, I want to thank all my friends who left me comments for my birthday yesterday. THANK YOU!!! :-) It meant lots to me really!Overall, it was a pretty good birthday, ju...
Posted by (just) Jim on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:51:00 PST

Lighthouses and Razor Clamming

This past weekend, The Department of Fish and Wildlife opened up the entire coast of Washington for people to go digging for Razor Clams. This is just one of the many varieties of clams that we have h...
Posted by (just) Jim on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:50:00 PST