OPtiMIStic! *Now with extra boopies* |
My life has kind of been in the shitter lately (and by "kind of", I actually mean swirling around in a powerful vortex next to a huge, honkin' turd that is on it's way to the depths of hell) and I've ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 13:38:00 GMT |
Cliche thoughts on love from a hopeless romantic |
Forgive me for being trite, but I had one of those life-changing moments recently in which all the answers to all the questions of the universe became suddenly clear.Okay... that's a gross exaggeratio...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 10:18:00 GMT |
Hey Bleachers... |
... I will kick your motherfucking ass if you promise to make mine shapely and desirable.They look innocent enough, right?*Picture me standing here energetic and hopeful and not at all intimidated. Pi...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:05:00 GMT |
Indulgent Mom Blog of Obnoxiousness |
I got a new camera a couple of months ago. I mean... not that you'd know, because that's about the time I abandoned MySpace and blogging and picture taking and all the things that generally indicate t...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:45:00 GMT |
OMFG... Kuddles is a Christian! |
K... I couldn't get a link to the Kuddles voice on my GPS, nor could I figure out how to even copy his damn picture (which is remarkable, considering how amazingly computer savvy I tend to be *ahem*)....
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:16:00 GMT |
Oh Mandy.... |
"... well you came and you gave without taking.But I sent you away.Ohhhh Mandy."Mandy has been replaced with Kuddles McClure. Yes... Kuddles with a "K". He's a dog... with an attitude. He makes Sammy ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 07:34:00 GMT |
TomTom |
One of my clients bought me a GPS this week. She heard I was considering venturing away from my sleepy little one-horse town on my own and didn't want me to spend the duration of my trip rustling a ma...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 16:11:00 GMT |
Get in line |
I've turned into this backwards person who dreads the weekends. It's too much idle, floating time without purpose and not enough structure or something. I've been working more late afternoons and even...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:26:00 GMT |
Ask.... |
... and ye shall receive a slightly drunken blog of nothingness.Really... I've got nothing.But Deb seems to think that enough wine to incite drunken texting is enough wine to entertain the masses (of ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:53:00 GMT |
Picture This |
The alarm goes off at 3:05 this morning. I open my eyes and am coherent enough to remember that I've allowed myself 10 minutes to snooze, smash the button and roll over. But the damn thing had awakene...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:35:00 GMT |
