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~Sweet Mistress~

I am here for Friends

About Me

Okay so whadda ya' wanna know? Let's see.....Aside from my vital stats to the left there, I'm a pretty easy goin' chick. Not to much shit gets me hopped up. Just things like gas prices, narrow minds, immaturity, running out of coffee........


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and not getting my daily fix of myspace....Yes, I am an addict. It's the blogs. That's my crack. Can't do with out the blogs. That being said, I would so love it if you scrolled up there and read my mindless dribbles.....
Really, that's what it is. Mindless dribbles. I tend to ramble. So if you don't like a long winded blogger? Just stop right here and forget about it. Because I won't appologize for it anymore! Nope! I gotta be me.So what else? I love giving the middle finger. There's no other form of non-verbal communication (aside from a hug) that CANNOT be taken any other way. And I find there's a certain release of anger that happens after I've given the finger. That's how I stay so calm. I just give what ever it is that's pissing me off the finger and go on my merry way. Fuckin' awesome isn't? Yeah. I think so!I'm VERY happily married and the mother of a 4 year old with a KICK ASS sense of humor. I swear. Some of the shit she says sometimes cracks my ass up. I work as a STNA (State Tested Nurses Aid) in an Alzheimer's unit of a nursing home I refer to as "The 7th Circle of Hell". I love my job. Nothing is better than old people who have lost their inhabitions........
Seriously. It's a great job. Those people have taught me SO MUCH. And I'm forever greatful for the chance to learn from them. I love my guys.....I just don't care for the asshats who sign my paychecks. Never seen a bigger bunch of idiots in my whole life. *throws up middle finger*
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My Interests

Reading and writing blogs, sleeping (can't ever get enough of that!), spending time with the hubby and kid, spending time with my mom (I have yet to cut the umbilical cord. Good thing she lives right next door!)........

cooking, saduko puzzles, crossword puzzles, and drinking tons of coffee.
You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic

At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung

You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping

Your caffeine addiction level: high What Kind of Coffee Are You?

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I'd like to meet:

Well....You! As long as you meet this criteria....You have a sense of humor, you're open minded, you're not looking for cyber sex, you can sympathize, empathize, and be a decent human being. AND! While I do accept friend requests from people I've seen around the blogs, like friends of friends? You should send me a message with your friend request. Think of the friend request as a hand shake and the message as saying "hello". Do you walk up to some one and shake their hand without saying hello first? Of course not! That'd be rude. Chances are if you don't do that, I'm not going to accept your request. Because I consider it rude. Sound like a bitch don't I?....Uhhhh...I don't care. I'm just getting that out in the open.


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Music:

I pretty much like anything that makes me want to get up and move.......

or reminds me of the good old days. Some of my fav's are Black Eyed Peas, Aerosmith, Fleetwood Mac, AC/DC, 80's music......
You Scored 65% Correct
You are a solid child of the 80s
You'd never confuse Tiffany from Debbie
And while you may not know Prince's first #1 hit
You know every word to Little Red Corvette How Much Do You Know About 80s Music?Everclear, Live, Smashing Pumpkins, Ricky Martin, and disco!

Movies:

Comedy & Horror. I like a romance every once in and a while, but it has to be funny. I don't go for all the sappy crap. Some of my fav movies are any thing by Broken Lizard, Grandma's Boy, any thing with Will Ferral, The Forty Year Old Virgin, The Exorcist (new uncut edition), The Amityville Horror (with Ryan Reynolds...Yummy!), The Others, Old School, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Scar Face, Casino, Primary Colors, American History X, American Beauty, Bruce Almighty, Identity, Summer of Sam...and the list goes on and on.


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Television:

So You Think You Can Dance, Dancing With The Stars, 30 Minute Meals, Dexter, Carnivale, Spongebob Square Pants.....

the local news (I have an obsession with the news anchors. Specifically the weather men), and anything dealing with forensic science.

Books:

Patricia Cornwell, Janet Evanovich.....

Jennifer Crusie....

Sue Margolis....

Sophie Kinsella, Marian Keyes....

Irvin Welsh, Stephen King (read "Bag of Bones".....

you'll thank me), Anne Rice....this could be another long list!

Heroes:

My mom, my dad, my sister, my husband, and last but definitly not the least, God.....


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because without him, I wouldn't have these wonderful people in my life.

My Blog

I’ve never done karaoke....BUT!......

Okay so there’s a new tag going around started by........ Dew(ed) If you haven’t stopped by and read her blogs? Please do. She’s a wonderful story teller and VERY funny. Totally wor...
Posted by ~Sweet Mistress~ on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:10:00 PST

Painful rambling.......

Okay so what’s been going on. MY FUCKIN’ BACK HURTS! Let’s just get that out of the way. I wanna whine bitch and moan right now. My fuckin’ back has been killing me for 3 days ...
Posted by ~Sweet Mistress~ on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:49:00 PST

I am such a wimp about needles......

*DISCLAIMER*This blog was partly written yesterday. No, I didn’t finish it before the baby got here. And then when I did get a chance to finish it and try to post it?......TOM TOOK THE FUCKING B...
Posted by ~Sweet Mistress~ on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:43:00 PST

Found a little time to do some myspacing........

Hello everyone! How ya’ all doin’? Me? I’m doin’ okay. I miss you guys! *big kisses and hugs to all of you* I have had NO time to get on here. I thought I would have a little t...
Posted by ~Sweet Mistress~ on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:22:00 PST

A mommy blog........

Yeah, this is gonna be another "Mommy Blog" because mainly I haven’t done much other than be a mommy this week. She’s basically been glued to my side the entire week, so I really have no c...
Posted by ~Sweet Mistress~ on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:09:00 PST

The Dirty Old Man Was At It Again......

Eeeeeeeeeewwwww!!!!!!! That dirty old man was at it again! Eeeeeeeewwwwww!!!!! This morning at work? I was heating up a grape juice for Momma and was basically standing in a corner. DOM (Dirty Old Man...
Posted by ~Sweet Mistress~ on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:09:00 PST

A Posh Tag (Lets all go to the movies!)

Alrighty. I was tagged by......... A-List Posh Chic (Another sweet face. I love her hair cut!) to list my top 10 favorite movies. I've been thinking about this for days. Because I'm really picky abou...
Posted by ~Sweet Mistress~ on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:44:00 PST

Tag from a sweet smile......

So I got tagged by a woman with the sweetest smile ever. A new friend on my list................. Brenda (Isn't that the sweetest smile ever?!) Object of the tag? List 10 things that either bring me ...
Posted by ~Sweet Mistress~ on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:05:00 PST

A grumpy day yesterday......

Uhhhg! Yesterday I was in a weird mood. I was full of venom again! I was grumpy! I came home and Lilly was up by 7:30am. I didn't get ANY quiet time. Normally she gets up at like 9am and I have time t...
Posted by ~Sweet Mistress~ on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:10:00 PST

Buzzed rmbling......

Yeah, I'm buzzin' again. And it's only....Lemme look at the clock....Uhhh......12:10pm. I can't help it! I had to drink the wine! HAD TO! See, I came home from my mom's house this morning and made som...
Posted by ~Sweet Mistress~ on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:45:00 PST