What up My playa's, and my bitches, and those that give me itches!
This is my territory so ain't nobody aloud to piss here except me! You're on my page right now probably because of my bitch, Krystal Blue. I've been waiting for her to make my page for me and it's about damn time. Anyways, about me. I'm a sarcastic mother f*cker. You mess with me, I'll piss on your leg. I've done it before to Krystal's friends and I ain't got no probelm doing it again.I can also tell who here is dirty. So if you ever plan on paying my bitch Krystal Blue a visit and I bark at your ass, it's for a reason. Don't plan on hanging out long after that. I'll get rid of your ass!
I may be a dog, but dat don't mean I'm stupid. I probably know more than most of you myspace fools on here. Get it straight? Aight!
I'm also a PORNSTAR and ALL da ladies love me and want me! I'll be posting some pix of that soon.....
Last but not least, I'm a hardcore pimp. So don't test my pimping skills or you might get pimped by me! Straight up fools. Now, I'm glad you read about me, I'll be updating some more when Krystal ain't on the computer. But you know her, she's ALWAYS on here.
Peace out Bitches, and if you ain't my bitch yet, you better make it a plan.