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Kee-Moans

Pray the Gay Away!

About Me

Um...what do ya wanna know?
You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

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My Interests

Music, movies, sports, Homies, history, antiques, animals, learning stuff, Jay and Silent Bob, deep philosophical conversations, cute girls, mass carnage, individual carnage, magic nose goblins, profanity, world conquest, creating a new world religion, free love, and the list continues...

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

KMFDM, the Cure, NIN, Skinny Puppy, Shakira, Guns and Roses, U2, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, Love and Rockets, Smashing Pumpkins, Korn, Alice in Chains, Front 242, Front Line Assembly, Sisters of Mercy,Pink Floyd, Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Cocteau Twins, Mana, Jaguares, Jesus and Mary Chain, Lords of Acid, Nitzer Ebb, Depeche Mode, Echo and the Bunnymen, Black Sabbath/Ozzy, Marilyn Manson, Radiohead,I don't have enough room to list it all-Industrial, hard rock, alternative are main musical tastes I have, but I listen to a bit of everything...and just for Anabel: WIREBOX!!!!

Movies:

Kevin Smith movies, foreign films, comedies, my favorite movie is Monty Python and the Holy Grail...again, there are lots more

Television:

The Simpsons, the Sopranos, 24, Law and Order, Curb Your Enthusiasm, the Man Show (with Adam and Jimmy), documentaries, forensic shows, sports (limited to teams I like), Da Ali G Show, Six Feet Under, Nip/Tuck, CSI, South Park

Books:

Don't read as much as I like (not enough time)...I recently read The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons-I strongly recommend both...um, Harry Potter, Jonathan Kellerman, lots and lots of freakin textbooks!

Heroes:

My pet fetuses (or is it feti?)

My Blog

So you think you know me?

So You Think You Know Me... Denise(2 Points) My name: patrick (4 Points) My last name: kimmons! (4 Points) Who am I in love with: why, ME!!!!! (1 Points) Where did we meet: ...in class? (6 Points) Ta...
Posted by Kee-Moans on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:42:00 PST

Krazy Kimmons Kwiz

Here's a Quiz for You on QuizYourFriends.com CLICK on the link below or PASTE it into your browser.http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname =060909185437-261299&    ...
Posted by Kee-Moans on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 04:02:00 PST

Work

I gotta go tomorrow...I don't know why I'm whining, I've been there all summer...but I didn't HAVE to be there, and now I do...the man is just holding me down
Posted by Kee-Moans on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 04:40:00 PST

The Weekend

Lets see...Friday night was Shakira concert. Not as cool as last tour, but still a very good show, and I saw more sexy dancing Went to Family Values yesterday, cuz Hazel made me. She wanted to see Dir...
Posted by Kee-Moans on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 08:24:00 PST

Stuff

I got in the mood to do a blog, but I haven't thought about anything to say...let's think of something...god I'm BORED. I have hardly done anything for the last two days (all I did on my bday was go t...
Posted by Kee-Moans on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 06:58:00 PST

New Drugs!!!!

Let's see if these work...prozac didn't do anything
Posted by Kee-Moans on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:09:00 PST

My Solution to Illegal Immigration

Before I start, I will make a few key points to show you I'm not an unsympathetic jerk: 1. There are too many undocumented people in the U.S. 2. They would NOT be here if they had a choice; if they co...
Posted by Kee-Moans on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 10:59:00 PST

The Autobiography of P. Kimmons

Your AutobiographyPart 1: The Birth of YouWere you a planned baby?: I think so; and I was conceived on Halloween, according to my momWere you the first?: My parents' only child together; my dad had tw...
Posted by Kee-Moans on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:44:00 PST

The Gen Interview

Q.HellO Patrick I have to ask you... What is the meaning of life to you? A. trying to find new things...learning and thinking...finding joy in small moments Q.Whats the biggest thing you have to offer...
Posted by Kee-Moans on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:30:00 PST

I Have Depression!!!!!

The doctor told me so...wait, that's kind of depressing in and of itself...hmmm
Posted by Kee-Moans on Sun, 21 May 2006 03:48:00 PST