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Chesty McmuthafuckinWesty

I gotta pan, i gotta plan!!!

About Me

First things first. I'm a fuckin pitt bull. What ever my birthday is on my profile is, it's wrong. I was born in June 2004. I'm still a young buck. Jason bought me, but Justin is doing a good job with taking care of and raising me. He keeps telling me he'll make me into a killer, so i can "bite peoples faces." My balls just keep on growing bigger and bigger. Sometimes when Justin is sleeping i like to rest them on his shoulder (he hates waking up with my balls in his face but i think it's funny). Sundae has been showing me the ropes and how things work around the house. I like scaring people who walk in shadows. I like ripping up Christian's stuffed animals and leaving their insides all over the house. My cage is my castle. I hate human food. And i also have big nuts.

My Interests

I am very interested in this long waggy thing that follows me around every where. I also like anything that makes weird noises so that i can tilt my head in that cute sort of puppy way, anything that makes a sudden movement, Sundae's ass, Justin's farts, car rides, sticks, bones, frisbees, you know, real dog shit.

I'd like to meet:

Bitches, bitches and MORE BITCHES!!!

Music:

Anything Justin likes, but mostley DMX and

Movies:

Fox and the Hound, Belly, Romeo Must Die, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Lady and the Tramp (i'm a sucker for romance), Money Train (J-Lo got a FAT ASS!) Dogma WHERE DA HOOD AT (DMX)

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Television:

I dont really understand it. Too much California on TV

Books:

Dogs cant read stupid

Heroes:

Cujo