Bruiser

I am an 8 month old Chihuahua. I love to do many things. I mostly like to eat everything that crosses my path, even if it isn't exactly edible. Some examples of these non-edible delicacies are toilet paper, trash, and underwear. I have green eyes, and am also pretty buff. I owe my super buff-ness to my family (my owner Vanessa, her smelly boyfriend, her stinky sister and their parents). If they didn't throw my purple man for me everyday, I would never be as gorgeous and buff as I am today.