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Hi! I'm Sissy Monk Monk Fish Soup.....according to my crazy parents. But these days it's been "Moo Moos". They call me this EEEVERYDAY when I come in from outside. Okay lets see...about me...... well top priority is protecting my home. I find myself on the prowl 85% of my time that I am awake. Moms is cool but she's busy a lot lately. Although she makes it up to me when we cuddle and she watches her TIVO. Daddy...likes to play rough with me and take me outside in the garage to look for intrudors. In my big backyard I make sure all the birds stay off my grass! I sometimes find froggies that I bark at trying to tell them to scram! But they just sit there and start to grow! So I lick them to tell them "lets play then!" and then I get this white stuff all over my mouth. Daddy always gets mad at me.......and mommy sits there and just laughs......I loooooove going to grandma's house....when daddy announces "we're going to graaaaaaandmas" I squeal with excitement and go speed racer fast around the house until we leave. Grandma always gives me lots of treats and lots of hugs and kisses. I play with "Beebers" who is old old old. So most of the time I run aaaaaaaaall by myself or just hump her for a quick minute until mommy or daddy say no more. Hmmmph, OH WELL!Please be my friend! ..I'm always looking for friends to play with. Signed, Sissy

My Interests

My main interests right now are going into the garage and sniffing around for intruders. Sometimes I go on rides in the car with mommy and daddy. I hate that I'm short...can't see much. Through out the day when my parents are gone, I'll grab daddy's boxers or one of mommy's shoes and rub my back all over it. I don't know why they get so mad at me when the return home. What gives? I just miss them, that's all!

I'd like to meet:

All other animals......i may hesitate at first when we first meet...my back hair might stand up...but let me sniff you first and then we can be friends okay!?(high pitched) RRF!

Music:

NONE! I hate sirens and all other loud noises...hate em! hate em! hate em!

Television:

I don't watch that thing called television but I do know that animal sounds come from it...and it makes me tilt my head....wondering what to make of it. My main form of entertainment is my backyard. I make sure no one or anything is on my grass. I'm always on patrol!

Heroes:

My daddy! Because he knows how to shoot this gun with orange paint balls at the birds and squirrels that I bark at to get off my property! Daddy is cool! I know he gets excited too when he has to help me scare them off.