i like to lick my vagina, lay in front of the hairdryer, go to where the food is, bark at nothing, bark at anything, chase nicole's hand, steal the blankets, pee on the carpet, try and chase the cat, act like a vacuum, and cockblock nicole.
i just want to hang out with nicole all the time. because i'm co-dependant, it's love really, i never want her to leave. dogs dont understand things like jobs and bills.
