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Buster

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

What can I say about me that hasn't been written in songs? Look at my photo and pretend you didn't just fall in love. I am more heroic than Odysseus, more eloquent than Keats, more romantic than Cassinova and more stylish than Carson from Queer Eye.

The ladies love me and the men admire me. But don't try to approach me, as you will learn, I am only available to you from a far. My radiance can only blind you, as you are simply not good enough for me.

Do not despair, I will not mock your presence. My generous nature allows all of you to be in my vacinity without any embarrassment. I can dismiss you without a word and I will not waste any breath as it is beneath me.

But if you give me a treat, I'll be your best friend.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

That Michelle Pfeifer.. I hear she's easy.

My Blog

How to pick up the Honeys

Lot of people have asked me, "Buster, how do you pick up all those Honeys?" Just look at my friends list. You are envious, but that's ok, most people are. Here is my quick guide for you to pick up th...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jan 2005 14:33:00 GMT

F*ck you

From: Jim Brown "Nothing has more retarded the advancement of learning than the disposition of vulgar minds to ridicule and vilify what they cannot comprehend. - Samuel Johnson: Rambler .117 ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Nov 2004 21:05:00 GMT

Pearls of Wisdom

Kids Say the Funniest Things From Prissy Lee Some elementary school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. Here are a fe...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Nov 2004 03:03:00 GMT

Ode to Julianne Moore

Far from Heaven, a sonnet for Julianne Mooreby Sir Buster Shakespeare, Duke of Sweet LoveMy love sent to me so Far From Heaven,Like Hannible's elephants I will march. I'll wait Nine Months for my thes...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Oct 2004 16:24:00 GMT

Your scent is alive.

Your scent is alive (aka You Found Someone)Lyrics by Buster, music by valI smelled your pee on the street todayI know you're not so far away.The many spring showers in Maycannot cleanse the scent of a...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Oct 2004 21:45:00 GMT

Back away from the Nobel Prize slowly

My dear friendsFor the last five years, my personal Rushmore has been the attempt to quantify one of the world's most elusive natural phenomena. Today I announce to you, my most cherished friends, my ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Sep 2004 19:59:00 GMT

A serious health matter

My friends, let me tell you about a serious health problem, anal leakage. Some of you might scoff and laugh, but this is no laughing matter. Anal leakage is a serious crisis in this country. I rare...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Sep 2004 21:41:00 GMT

See me on TV

See me on the Conan show. That guy has nothing without me.
Posted by on Wed, 01 Sep 2004 20:39:00 GMT

Being a dog means never having to say you're sorry

I made a mess, but I'm cute, so clean it up. I peed indoors, but I wagged my tail, so wipe it up. I ate your favorite pillow, but I licked your nose, so eat it up. I farted in bed, but I snug...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Aug 2004 02:01:00 GMT

Owned!

So I was walking Chuck the other day when I totally OWNED some idiot walking down the street. I could smell he was a little pussy. He had that scared look when he saw me. Approaching me like the li...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Aug 2004 20:31:00 GMT