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MayaSegirah

I know you think you understand what you thought I said...but I'm not quite sure what you heard is e

About Me



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My Interests

***I hate everything....except for the things that I don't....like music and food and puppies and movies and breathing and reading and eating and swimming and hiking and roller skating and gardening and cocktails and lip gloss and cooking and getting my nails done and c-span and stickers and building things and breaking things and cookies and SHOES and clean air and LAUGHING...I REALLY like laughing and museums and wet streets at nite and warm tropical places till I get bored then I wanna see some snow and strangely printed fabric and horses and my computer and old broken buildings that are scary and you go inside anyway and decorating and makeing cocktails...did I say drinking them already...?...and old cars and kids that are 5 and old people in hats and really soft toilet paper and water...I really have a thing about water...and salads and Family Guy and tattoos and fish tacos and random drunken adventures with friends...really any adventure with friends...and friends and baloons and ELEPHANTS and sunday dinner at Rose's house and popcorn.***
...and these people.... *** ***

I'd like to meet:

VIVIENNE WESTWOOD....& these kids... .. And... NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! ! NO! NO! NO! I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF YOU DON'T SPEAK.....(" hey ma" and and the like does not count....speak english dammit!...or hell whatever language ya got just FUCKIN use it! ) IF YOU SEND A FRIEND REQUEST NOT ACCOMPANIED BY A HELLO... THIS MEANS YOU DON'T READ...WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE NOT CHECKED OUT WHAT I WROTE...WHICH MAKES ME WONDER WHY YOU'RE EVEN TRYNA ADD ME...WHICH MAKES ME KINDA NOT LIKE YOU...LUDACRIS NUMBERS OF FRIENDS ON THIS THING DOES NOT MAKES YOU POPULAR OR DIMINISH THE PAIN OF YOUR CHILDHOOD...QUIT YER FISHIN FOR THE LOVE OF STRANGERS DAMMIT!...eh, but other than that...PEOPLE WHO READ.......PEOPLE WHO SPEAK....PEOPLE WHO TRY....PEOPLE WHO FAIL...PEOPLE WHO WANT...PEOPLE WHO THINK.....PEOPLE WHO DO...PEOPLE WHO CREATE...PEOPLE WHO DESTROY...PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER THAN ME...PEOPLE WHO MEAN WELL BUT FUCK UP ANYWAY....PEOPLE WHO DON'T PISS ME OFF....I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THE AFFOMENTIONED PEOPLE***

Music:

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE IT'S POWER.

Movies:

anything by monty python, tarantino. lock stock and two smoking barrels, snatch,really bad kung fu and horror flicks, donnie darko, fight club,pitch black...yeah...I'm that cheesy... city of lost children and the like...waking life, brother from another planet, tank girl,the first 3 stars wars...not that new crap...CRAP I SAY!!! where's all the fun? indiana jones, the princess bride, time bandits...I had such a crush on the head midget....uh,little person...whatever...

Television:

I cancelled my cable but I miss it more than my ego will admit to...it's sad but o so very true...I love tv....chapelle's show,aqua teen hunger force, scrubs,will & grace,most things on pbs, robotech re runs...(anybody...anybody at all...?) that show on animal planet about animal cops in nyc (I know but I luv it anyway...fuck you I'm that cheesey...and delicious!) sex in the city,the daily show,CAN WE TALK ABOUT ROBOT CHICKEN!?! FO' REAL....squid billies,p.o.v., conan o brian,south park,FARSCAPE!*** .. width="425" height="350" ..***

Books:

I read therefore I am not a fuckin idiot.
Animals Horses, dogs, elephants, really tiny monkeys, giraffes, koala bears, skunks, racoons, fish, people, ferrets...mostly in that order.
Alcohol yeah...it's good. It's really good...cocktails are like alchemy...magic in a glass I say...
She is my unhealthy obsession....She's like an 80 pound hamster

Heroes:

Anyone who is proud of their accomplishments, makes few excuses for their fuck ups('cause ya'll know we ALL fuck up!). people who have lived their lives grace and humility. who are empathetic and still take risks...emotionally or physically and mofukaz who are not afraid of bustin out a can o whup ass when deemed nessasary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ***'CAUSE YOU GOTTA HOLD YOUR OWN***
Funny Hot Pictures! ***MY FATHER*** ***

My Blog

I have too much anger...

Listen or read the story hereThis shit will never end.I think it's because it's root causes have NEVER really been addressed in this country..we're like that frickin ostrich with it's head buried in t...
Posted by MayaSegirah on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:08:00 PST

Even if you don"t believe...kinda makes you wonder....

This was sent out as a bulletin...I found it interesting.As I have statted before I am not big on conspiracy theories...but it ain't like Tuskeegee didn't happen so...Read it & try to remember that on...
Posted by MayaSegirah on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:02:00 PST

Dick will make you slap somebody....

YOU JUST HAVE TO TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THAT THE NEXT 20 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE ARE WORTH SPENDING HERE.... AND HERE.... ...
Posted by MayaSegirah on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:21:00 PST

Ode to my Ghetto Flatscreen ...(aka "my front window")

Had a lovley evening dining with friends.Nice bottle of wine....engaging conversation.Normal.Came home ....washed my face.Happy in my p.j.'s...Normal.Shots fired.Repeatedly.Normal.All in all a good 3 ...
Posted by MayaSegirah on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:24:00 PST

This is what happens when the chicken doesn't make it...

They hung St. Valentine.Just thought I'd start with that.Last nite I bumped into a guy I knew who wrecked his bike into the side of a van.Looks like the vans gonna be ok...him maybe not so much.On the...
Posted by MayaSegirah on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:13:00 PST

My Favorite holiday song ever...

Love, good food, great friends and abject stupidity...theses are a few of the things I live for....witness...What does miniature action Jesus sound like?Miniature Action Jesus I know what I'm wishing...
Posted by MayaSegirah on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:32:00 PST

I think I might start likin' the holidays again...

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Posted by MayaSegirah on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:05:00 PST

WHY GOD? JUST FUCKIN TELL ME WHY!!!!!??????

There are MANY things in this life I do not understand.Usually this is ok.I actually enjoy not knowing everything...pressure's kinda off that way.But this...this....This is so bad it might actually be...
Posted by MayaSegirah on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:16:00 PST

This will hurt you...and if not you suck.

You can shut me up by clicking here...The story lies here......or cut and paste...whatever just fuckin do it...then if you still care you can read my drivel...write me a note saying you hate me...dele...
Posted by MayaSegirah on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:04:00 PST

Vin Diesel is the MAN Bitches or sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down

I stole this from my brother. Not quite sure what this says about either one of us but it had to be done...Does anyone else think Vin Diesel kinda looks like snoopy?...or the X-Files guy?Just a though...
Posted by MayaSegirah on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 05:20:00 PST