Clubbing baby seals.
Anyone. Everyone. Especially the cast of Saved By The Bell. And the other guy from Wham. And my father. The bastard has been ducking me for now 26 years.
The Rolling Stones, Frank and Dean, and a whole lot of other shit.
I wouldn't even know where to begin. Anything with William Zabka. The guy ruled the 80s teen movies and is deserving of a comeback. Godfather II & I, Devil's Advocate. Heat. Fight Club. Time Bandits. Caddyshack. Dumb & Dumber. Back To School. Rushmore. The Sandlot. Casino. The Goonies. And many more.
NFL sundays (J-E-T-S!). Notre Dame football. Yankee baseball. Spurs Basketball. 24. The Sopranos. The Wire. Arrested Development. Entourage. The Knights of Prosperity.
I'd like to say something here, but the truth is that I am practically illiterate. There are blind, deaf, and retarded 7 year olds that can read better than me.
My grandfather. He taught me how to be old school. He taught me how to be a man.