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Kyliandra

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About Me


I am free, FREE!!!!!!!!!
I have my degree in Marine and Freshwater Biology from Uni of Essex, I got a 2:2, which isn't great but after the year i've had I'm pretty happy with it! yay!
i have a job.... yay! ;) Now I have money to live on, so when i have free time i can afford to do something!!!!!
I like: cheese, monkeys, cabbages, goldfish, shelves, cats, eyeliner, pretty things, shiny things, fluffy things, v tacky underwear (for the comedy value) and spoons!
I dislike: men who use myspace to constantly hit on women (read the profile dumbasses!), bad use of grammar/spelling, beige, dogs, beige dogs, swimming over seaweed beds (oogie!), people that break their word and chavs (obvious really)!
I love: my sexy lady friends, my not-so-sexy bloke mates, chocolate, coffee (mmmm javajavajavajava), my car, driving my car, shopping, going out to dinner, cooking/baking for others and, of course, phil
I also have a msn space: http://spaces.msn.com/hrhpokeyjingle
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Helen Clare Dean
Birthday: 27/11/1982
Birthplace: Trowbridge, Wiltshire
Current Location: Colchester, Essex
Eye Color: Dark green with hazel flecks
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 5'7"-ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: eh?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Miss Sixty trainers, sooo comfy
Your Weakness: Good food
Your Fears: Being alone, spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Dominos Tex Mex is good, but can't beat proper italian pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To feel more happy about who/how i am
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: ug
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: too late
Your Most Missed Memory: what rich told gus, but he won't say and she can't remember (we were pissed)
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: both a good in their own way
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton ice tea with mango
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc (i'm female)
Cappuccino or Coffee: either is fine with me
Do you Smoke: yes, i know it's bad, but oh well
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: yes but only when ppl can't hear me much (i'm shy)
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: yup, a couple of times
Do you want to go to College: have been, i can put BSc hons after my name if i want
Do you want to get Married: yup
Do you belive in yourself: not as much as i possibly should
Do you get Motion Sickness: when i was young, not now
Do you think you are Attractive: ish
Are you a Health Freak: lol, no
Do you get along with your Parents: good seeing as i don't live with em anymore
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, thunder lightning fun!
Do you play an Instrument: not really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course
In the past month have you Smoked: see above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: see above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: see above
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: see above
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: hell no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes, but in a joking/flirty way
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: in my mispent youth, but that was a long long time ago and not someting that i'm proud of
How do you want to Die: at peace
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: still dunno, maybe a teacher
What country would you most like to Visit: Oz
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green/blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown or dark at least
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'8"
Weight: not really that important
Best Clothing Style: jackets, t-shirts and jeans, but with a bit of a twist or flair
Number of Drugs I have taken: inc. alcohol, nicotine and caffeine - 8
Number of CDs I own: many, but have more moosic on my pc than on cd
Number of Piercings: 8 or 9, depending on whether you count a scaffold as 1 os 2!
Number of Tattoos: 2, but getting more soon hopefully
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i don't dwell on those
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which Gloomcookie Character are you?
Lex
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Which 'Nightmares & Fairytales' character are you?
You are Morgan.
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My Interests

music, films, books, art, graphic novels, friends, having fun!

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Desert Eagle .50
Your Favorite Target: Nymphomaniacs
Your Kill Count: 63,978,001
Your Battle Cry: "Enlarge your penis with this ALL-NATURAL PILL!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 6
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $153,583,925,398,836
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 85%

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I'd like to meet:

a vampire, i like blood, dunno why just always had a fascination....

Music:

I like bits of everything, there's good and bad in all music genres! motown is great, euphoric trance, some other dance stuffs, rock, metal, punk (both UK oldschool and new US), indie, brit pop, some rap etc, some pop (eak!)tho admittedly not v much, classical music is great too (esp tchaikovsky), i also like some stuff from 50s/60s/70s...so an eclectic taste i guess! But i do not like garage, R'n'B or EMO (if you wish to die do it quietly and away from me!)

Joke: I wish my grass was EMO then it would cut itself!!!

Movies:

my taste can be broadly generalised into two types of film: 1) childrens animation/fantasy films (eg disney, labyrinth, dark crystal, etc) or 2) the darker, gothic-esque, twisted side of things (much tim burton, vampire films, etc and oddities like crash etc), but as with music i like a lot of stuffs such as lord of the rings films, little shop of horrors, hero, kill bill, a time to kill, also to kill a mockingbird (B & W with Gregory Peck), empire records is wonderful, kevin smith films also good, fifth element, tank girl rules, star wars ep. 4-6 (ep.1-3 are just films with jedi in!), the list goes on........I also like some anime, but prefer fantasy to mecha - some i like are Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Perfect Blue...

Which Horror Movie Are You?

The Craft
You're whole life, you've felt different. You know you're different, and that is why you break away from the norm and don't give a shit what other people think about you. You're you, you're proud, you're a bit... weird might I say? but you're far more interesting than most people will ever percieve. Keep being yourself, whether people like it or not.
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Television:



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Books:

love horror, esp james herbert he's great! chuck palahniuk is fab too - lullaby, choke, survivor all fab! there's a book called 'the borgia bride' by jeanne something...i highly recommend! also like jane austen she's good, ted naifeh, serena valentino the writer of 'gloomcookie' and 'nightmares and fairytales' is wonderful! Spooky Chan is also a fab artist, whose work I found via serena's myspace, love her stuff too! Also a big fan of Bizzare Magazine!

Heroes:

the evil stepmother in snow white, maleficent, etc etc.... you get the idea heheh............However, on a more serious note Martin Luther King Jr. a great man
You are Cleopatra
Beautiful and Charming. You are able to persuade anyone to do anything you would like, because of your hotness and charisma. You are an expert in gaining power over anyone you choose.
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Your results:
You are Catwoman Catwoman 80% Wonder Woman 70% Supergirl 65% Hulk 65% Robin 60% Spider-Man 60% Green Lantern 60% The Flash 60% Iron Man 60% Batman 40% Superman 20% You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.
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You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?
Which Tarot Card Are You?
You are the Sun card. The light of the Sun reveals all. The Sun is joyful and bright, without fear or reservation. The childish nature of the Sun allows you to play and feel free. Exploration can truly take place in the light of day when nothing is hidden. The Sun's rays fill you with energy so that you may live life to its fullest, milking pleasure out of each day. Such joy and energy can bring wealth and physical pleasure. To shine in the light of day is to have confidence, to soak up its rays is to feel the freedom of a child. Image from: Stevee Postman. http://www.stevee.com/
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Which Dead Rock Star Are You?

Jimi Hendrix
You are Jimi Hendrix! You're influential to many young and old, and very talented. You most likely good with your hands... are you? You are very happy and like to experiment with drugs. Oh, he died in 1970 from a supposed drug overdose, it's unknown what drug.
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You Are From Venus
You love all forms of beauty. You love dressing up and anything luxurious.
A social butterfly, you're incredibly popular and a great host.
You're known for your fairness and affection. And as a friend to all.
Careful though! You're desire to please may make you too willing to conform.
Be yourself. Focus on what matters to you. You'll be all the more popular for it. What Planet Are You From?

You Are a Chimera
You are very outgoing and well connected to many people.
Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others.
You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others.
You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions. What Mythological Creature Are You?

You are a Self-Discoverer
You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans. What's Your Religious Philosophy?

My Blog

Good News!

Huzzah! After the past 12 months being rather difficult in one way or another things are finally sorting themselves out! w00t!At the end of the month Phil and I will be the proud owners of our own hom...
Posted by Kyliandra on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:25:00 PST

Cocksuckers!!!!!!!!!!!

I am very pissed off!!!! I bought something from an amazon marketplace seller about a month ago, paid for it straight away and expected it to arrive in a couple of weeks as it was being shipped from t...
Posted by Kyliandra on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:08:00 PST

meh.........

It's weird, I feel low and meh, but in some ways I don't really have any reason, well it doesn't feel like a good reason compared to what some people have to go through everyday on this planet. I gues...
Posted by Kyliandra on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:40:00 PST

Glasto 2007

Bah! We're not going this year, both me and phil wanted to, but the timing's just not right with taking over the mortgage on the house and getting new kitchen/bathroom fitted, decorating, etc etc........
Posted by Kyliandra on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:08:00 PST

men are assholes

god they're annoying! phil's at home having got most of the week free due to shifts, he sends me txt saying he's just woken up etc so i give him a call and jokingly call him a lazy git (even if i wasn...
Posted by Kyliandra on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:55:00 PST

Please let me know what you think...

Hello, long time no blog, but what can i say i have a life outside of myspaz! heheh It was my b'day the other week and last weekend my mate rich came down to party - which was a lot of fun! But anyway...
Posted by Kyliandra on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:18:00 PST

it's official phil and i are back together! yayayayayay!!!!!!!!!

hello   i am a happy bunny!   about two months ago my life ended - phil split up with me, and as a result our up-coming wedding has been cancelled....however having spent some tim...
Posted by Kyliandra on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:38:00 PST

Yay I have a degree!!!!!!!!

Ah yes, after five long and gruelling years i have made it through the gauntlet that is university. I have got my degree! 2:2 BSc hons Marine and Freshwater Biology! Considering I had three first year...
Posted by Kyliandra on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 06:53:00 PST

RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whaling is bad, why why why?????!!!!!!!

OK, whaling has been banned for about 20 years now, which is a good thing as it means that some species have had a chance to recover and, hopefully, there are now more of certain species than there we...
Posted by Kyliandra on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:37:00 PST