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Bumblefluff

The Third Gnome of the Mushroom Realm

About Me

My name is Bumblefluff McSquish and I spend most of my time as a mushroom, talking to a tricksy wall. I was a cabbage for a while, but it just didn't work out. I can't really sum myself up in words. I think you have to know me to understand. I have a great sense of the left-field and I am never to be found where I am or where i'm going. I love to laugh and I hate seaweed!!!



This world needs more colour,
and more soft sonerous sounds.

My Interests

I love colour, music and variety. It is my aim to try everything once, and live twice!

I'd like to meet:

If we can cross the realms of the living and the dead there are quite a few people that I would like to meet. Jim Morrison and David Bowie are at the top of the list I think. They may be different types of tunes but they share a place in music, in the fact that they are both Musical Gods! I would love to meet the Marquis de Sade. That would be a coversation to remember, to re-live, to repeat and to never recite to a nun! Then again, I'm at a loss for what anyone would say to a nun.I would like to meet Shakespear, and I would also like to slap Shakespear. Revenge for the generations of school children subjected to his mediocre and plagiarised plays year after year.Lastly, well he's the last one I can think of right now is Joe Strummer. Just to shake his hand.

Music:

I have a wide taste in music and like a little bit of everything. Not R'nB, Garage or Pop, but that's not actually music just mental torture. I bake to Black Sabbath, and clean to Grand Master Flash. Some of the people I listen to are: Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, The Stranglers, The Clash, Jeffersons Airplane, Eric Clapton, The Dead Kennedy's, The Pixies, The Doors, Bowie, Jimi Hendrix, Soulfly, Nivana, Pearl jam, Faithless, Massive attack, Ugly Kid Joe, Will Havan, The Small Faces, The Kinks, The Sex Pistols... and there are many, many more. To many in fact to count let alone type into a list.Avril Lavigne is my idea of hell. I hate pop and I hate pop-punk, and the only thing worse is a whiny little bitch who is pop, and thinks their punk because they where a tie. Go Die, Avril!!!

Movies:

I like comedies and action films. I wanted to blow shit up for a living actually then CGI killed my dreams. My choice movie genre is old Kung-fu Movies, and I like anime. Favourite film is still Empire-Records, it's nostalgic.

Television:

The quickest way to develope square eyes and half a mind. I can't stand television, and I rate it as the leading cause of most ills. However, I never thought it would go as far as reality TV shows. You sit in a room, watching people sit in a room, watching the people that they are sitting in a room with. It works as a sick social experiment but fails to build tension. Don't you think?

Books:

Love em in all their wonderous forms, barring only a few. A few good ones that I can think of at the mo are One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Dumas, the Three Musketeers. I wouldn't suggest reading them one after the other though. Although you could make one hell of a swashbucklin' and slightly unbalanced read.

Heroes:

Geiger, I love the concept of man and machinery merging. Other than that my Mum, because she's tops. (see every nutcase has a soft side, Lol). Screaming Lord Suche was my childhood idol. Any man that legally leaves his political party to a cat wins my vote.

My Blog

What happens when you work at an r'n'b club

My friend Fatboy told me it is very therapeutic to rant on Myspace. I'm not sure if this is a rant or merely a reflection, but it is defiantly something. I do not like the tunes that Route play, I'm n...
Posted by Bumblefluff on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 09:12:00 PST

Are there any normal men left in the world?

Are there any normal guys out there that are also unique? Fuck it actually are there any normal guys?
Posted by Bumblefluff on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:43:00 PST

ooops!!! We did it again. whu ha ha!

Got slightly drunk last night. Slightly may be a small understatement. In truth me and Alex got absolutely obliterated. We don't think we done anything too bad, however there seems to be some gaps in ...
Posted by Bumblefluff on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:54:00 PST

Fucking Velour!

Why do chubby-ginger Essex girls wear pink velour? I mean velour is not excusable on anybody, but on chubby-ginger girls it's akin to the devil. Oh! and my other deep and meaningful thought of today i...
Posted by Bumblefluff on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:13:00 PST