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Paul McCockoff

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Seven Deadly Sins Survey:
Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? my x, althou i'm still pretty placid even when i am angry !
What is your weapon of choice? my head
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? never ! i c a guy hit a woman i dont giv a shit if i dont know him or her ! he's gonna get floored !
How about the same sex? no problem wiv that at all !
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? dunno where 2 start !
What is your pet peeve? smelly people
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? never 4got 1 yet !
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? call my mum i guess !
What is the latest you've ever woken up? bout 5:30 pm
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? my boy lee from school
What is the last lame excuse that you made? no excuses ! jus cant b bothered !
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? i might of if i knew wat 1 was !
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? i didn't ! i jus slept thru them all ! lol
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? laurent perrier
Are you a meat eater? fuckin right !
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? i've done £900 in a weekend b4 !
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? yer ! could do wiv cuttin down ! but fuck it i'm still young ! lol
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? once in a while !
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? spicy !
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? that is a fucked up question ! hell no !
Greed
How many credit cards do you own? none !
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? buy a house n a nice motor !
Would you rather be rich or famous? rich !
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? nope ! i'd rather hav a job i enjoy !
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? i got it planned, but i aint done it yet ! i'll keep u posted !
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? i dunno ! but they'll b well happy when i move out in august ! lol
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? meet a beautiful girl that aint up herself or thick as a plank like most of my x's !
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? if u aint gonna win dont compete !
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? yer ! every1 has i reckon ! worth a giggle thou ! lol
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? nope !
What did you do today that you're proud of? got outta bed on a bank holiday ! thats 1 hell of an acheivement ! lol
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? lots ! lol
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? lots ! lol
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? i try n keep eye contact ! but yer course ! but most people r 2 polite 2 say anythin !
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? eyes !
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? yep !
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? nope !
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? every1's got somethin u'd want 4 urself !
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? wats that like wife swap ? i dunno !
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? jus myself ! could do wiv more dollar ! but other than that ! its all good !
Have you ever been cheated on? yep !
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? my nose is fucked ! had 2 nose jobs n its still butchered !
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? happy as i am !
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? uhhhhhh ! toss up between lust n gluttony !
Do you do the least often? greed
Is your favorite to act on? lust
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Richard
Birthday: money please !
Birthplace: essex
Current Location: well i aint out walkin the dog now, am i !
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11 n hlf
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: british 2 the bone
The Shoes You Wore Today: timbs
Your Weakness: i cant force myself 2 get a round in !
Your Fears: no1 else will get a round in !
Your Perfect Pizza: wateva can b cooked or delivered in under hlf hr !
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: same as every other yr, quit smokin !
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol !
Thoughts First Waking Up: fag, coffee, cold shower !
Your Best Physical Feature: well it aint my nose !
Your Bedtime: i go 2 bed at 8:30 on the weekends !
Your Most Missed Memory: i dont get it, can u miss a memory ?
Pepsi or Coke: i luv a bit of coke !
MacDonalds or Burger King: which ever has the smallest queue !
Single or Group Dates: single !
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: stella !
Chocolate or Vanilla: hennessy !
Cappuccino or Coffee: sambucca !
Do you Smoke: yes, n i am at this very second !
Do you Swear: fuck no !
Do you Sing: badly !
Do you Shower Daily: yep ! there's no need 4 smelly people !
Have you Been in Love: thought i had ! but now i aint so sure !
Do you want to go to College: yer, back peddle 6 yrs ! sweet idea !
Do you want to get Married: hmmmmmmmm, maybe !
Do you belive in yourself: of course !
Do you get Motion Sickness: if u count staggerin round a club drunk as motion sickness !
Do you think you are Attractive: i do alright 4 myself !
Are you a Health Freak: yer, i'm 1 of those health freaks that smokes, binge drinks n eats loadza take aways !
Do you get along with your Parents: they disagree wiv jus bout everythin i do ! but u gotta love the parents !
Do you like Thunderstorms: yer, woopy !
Do you play an Instrument: tried n failed !
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep, got a beer on the go right now !
In the past month have you Smoked: bout 30 seconds ago !
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no ! i'm on best behaviour !
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no they're fuckin grim !
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: emmmmmm, raw fish ! appertisin !
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep, in the hippodrome !
In the past month have you been Dumped: hell no !
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in winter ? sweet idea !
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no. i'm a terrible thief so i quit tryin !
Ever been Drunk: las night !
Ever been called a Tease: yep !
Ever been Beaten up: u hit me in a dream, u'd best wake up n appologise !
Ever Shoplifted: yep !
How do you want to Die: dont suppose i got much choice in that really !
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i dont wanna grow up !
What country would you most like to Visit: dunno, not france !
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not fussy as long as they're nice !
Favourite Hair Color: brunnete, but blondes cool 2 !
Short or Long Hair: different hair suits different women !
Height: dont really mind ! not 1 of those freakishly tall chicks thou !
Weight: not fat !
Best Clothing Style: on my bedroom floor !
Number of Drugs I have taken: not many in the las 4 yrs ! b4 that, 2 many 2 count !
Number of CDs I own: not many, prefer vinyl n if i aint got it on vinyl or my ipod it aint worth havin !
Number of Piercings: 6 ! both ears, eyebrow, lip, tounge n belly button ! not gay, pierced at the bottom wiv a ring ! none of these sparkly bars !
Number of Tattoos: 1 ! across my back n down my arm !
Number of things in my Past I Regret: dont do regrets !
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My Interests

i do absolutely anythin that'll keep me busy ! go boxin when i aint shattered from work, play a lil bit of golf n football ! love clubbin at the weekends, althou my liver n bank balance aint so keen ! -----------------------------------------------------------
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You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.

Hot


88%

Exciting


75%

Soft


75%

Sweet


50%

Wet


44%

Violent


25%

Shy


19%

Awkward


0%
What is your sexual style?
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You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

Sex God


80%

A Slave To BDSM


70%

A Romantic


70%

Virgin


20%
How are you in bed
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You scored as You are like the best kisser ever. You are the best kisser alive!

You are like the best kisser ever


100%

So-so


67%

Worst kisser ever!


25%
How GOOD of a kisser are you??
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You scored as Cocaine. Be careful, this drug is very addicting, and you can build a tolerance quickly.

Cocaine


100%

Inhalents


75%

Ecstacy


63%

None!


63%

Alcohol


50%

Marijuana


38%

Mushrooms


19%
What's your ideal drug?
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You scored as Genius. You are a Genius. Keep it up and teach your ways of common sense!

Genius


83%

Bozo


67%

Normal


67%

Idiot


50%
Idiot Quiz!
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You scored as Tongue Piercing. You're a naughty person aren't you? Being with you is probably lots and lots of fun. You're probably totally pimpin' too. Good for you, good for you.

Dirty Piercings


100%

Earlobe Piercing


100%

Tongue Piercing


100%

Nipples


90%

Belly Button Piercing


80%

Cartilage Piercing


60%

Labret Piercing


50%

Lip Piercing


30%

Nose Piercing


10%
What Piercing Are You?
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You scored as You crack me up. You are a total comedian. Everyone thinks your funny and laugh at you jokes! You are always cracking people up because of your funny nature! Well done!

You crack me up


90%

You tell some good ones!


80%

You are average.


20%

I would rather watch paint dry than listen to another one of your jokes!


15%

Hilarious! NOT!!


0%
Am I funny???
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You scored as an eyes person. You can see the magic in a persons eyes, you can see their soul, you know what they're really thinking, and know if they mean no even if they say yes all from their eyes. Yet they still hold some mystique, and for that means you can look into someone's eyes for a long time.

an eyes person


88%

Mouth man


79%

Ass man


75%

The space between the legs


71%

personality


63%

Breast Guy


50%
What are you attracted to in a girl
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You scored as Outgoing. You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality.

Outgoing


100%

Fun


88%

Nice


88%

Immature


75%

Dramatic


44%

mean


6%

Shy


0%
what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)
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You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

a cross eyed person that wont take offence if i ask if they can c properly ! so if u've gotta gammie eye ! " let me know " ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------- Jungle Brothers - Jungle Brothers (Aphrodite Remix)

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Music:

yer love it ! wat u got ? love anythin dancy house, garage, happy hardcore, DnB, hip hop, RnB ! like Hard Fi, Arctic Monkeys & Frattelli's 2 ! i aint feelin none of that pop bollox thou !

Movies:

all comedy anythin that can make me smile is good enough 4 me ! like all the old gangster films 2 ! scar face, goodfellas, resevoir dogs, usual suspects, etc !Dave Chapelle

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Television:

dont do tele ! its all soaps n reality shit ! if i wanna c some drama i'll head in2 town ! lol !

Books:

las good books i read where roger red hat n billy blue hat ! i 4got the names of the people in the yellow hats ! but my friend weeze informed me it was johhny n jennifer ! thanx weeze ! xxx
How to make a chard
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
3 parts ambition
3 parts ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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You are Hulk Hulk 90% Iron Man 80% Spider-Man 70% Batman 60% The Flash 60% Catwoman 50% Superman 40% Supergirl 40% Wonder Woman 40% Robin 40% Green Lantern 40% You are a wanderer with
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Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ESFP)
Your personality type is playful, charming, open minded, and energetic.
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My Blog

well its a lil different !

1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?  course i do, love her 2 bits !!!! 2. Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone else?  no i can reject people completely...
Posted by Paul McCockoff on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:56:00 PST

love survey pt2

[01] Do you still have feelings for your ex?yes! serious hatered ![02] Have you ever been given roses?i'm more the givin roses type not really keane on recievin em ! lol[03] What is your all-time favo...
Posted by Paul McCockoff on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:58:00 PST

the bitch made me do it ! took this off the x's profile n made it in2 the truth !

A LIL POP AT THE X ! Hello, how is every1, fine i hope!! what can i tell u about myself well, i am 22 & people say i hav a shovel face, well i cant help that its jus bad genetics xx I hav just sta...
Posted by Paul McCockoff on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:12:00 PST

50 questions !

50 Questions to stimulate the brain. Maybe?1 Are you taller than your mom?yer ! most pixies r !2. What color is your shower curtain?clear glass ! very concellin !3. What is the closest thing to you ri...
Posted by Paul McCockoff on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 02:05:00 PST

the x survey ! this will b great !

1) Would you hug your ex again?only 2 cut off her air suply !(2) How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they loved u?jus the 1 ! but i actually didn't at all !(3) How many girlfriends/ boyfrie...
Posted by Paul McCockoff on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:29:00 PST

3 word answer !

You have to use 3 words to answer each question. No more, no less.It's harder than you think.1. Where is your cell phone?on the table !2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?:is my hand !3. Your hair?:is rarely...
Posted by Paul McCockoff on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:40:00 PST

long fuckin survey !

1. When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in then start the water? u gotta start the shower 1st ! otherwise u get covered in cold water ! n that aint good ! unless u got mornin ...
Posted by Paul McCockoff on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:33:00 PST

another weekend at home !

Have you ever had an argument with a teacher? nope ! i was good at makin em look silly thou ! lol ! Can you count in Roman numerals? i can read up 2 12 ! but only if i can c the clock ! Are you bili...
Posted by Paul McCockoff on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 03:03:00 PST

25 minute survey

The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Do the world a favour: fill it out and post it for all your friends.... Do this because the person who sent it to you didn't sit here for ages for nothing. Ans...
Posted by Paul McCockoff on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:59:00 PST

peep this !

1. Spell your name without an E,S,H,I,M,A Rcrd2. Are you available?:no, i'm busy fillin out a survey at the mo ! 3. What is your favourite number?:-14. Favorite color(s)?:least favourite fuckin questi...
Posted by Paul McCockoff on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:13:00 PST