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EPIC FAIL!

in the old times it was not a crime

About Me

23y/o in Colchester, known pisshead, sarcasm is just one of the services i offer. really into music, i used to sing in a punk band called SLIGHT CHANGE OF PLAN and before that was in BOMBED. Other interests include tattoos, piercings, drinking, being obnoxious, getting wrecked. Dislike nice people, dont trust 'em. i also disagree with anything that seems like honest hard work. I will be working at the new studio in Ipswich in the next month or so. check us out @ www.mysoace.com/maraschinos. piercings that i have.... 22mm tunnels, 10mm tunnels, 6 others in one ear, 7 in the other, 3x tongue, wrist, eyebrow, erl, 3x lip, 2x madonna, septum, nostrils, nipples, 3x belly button, prince albert. i used to have a lot more, but took out about 30 of 'em. i also have 8 dermal anchors, in my wirst arm and chest. most of my piercings were done by Liana @ COLCHESTER BODY ARTS. the rest were done by INDIGO in norwich and METAL MORPHOSIS @ reading festival. Dermal anchors done by Liana And Sarah @ COLCHESTER BODY ARTS. Anyone who knows me will be able to verify the above ramblings. i'm a cunt. fact. that is all.
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My Interests

you should go and listen to this band, do it now, there may be no time later

MUSIC. BOOZE. FAGS. NOT YOU.
You scored as Ecstacy. Love, sex, parties, and DANCING! Just be wary of your mood coming down! www.dancesafe.org

Ecstacy


88%

Cocaine


81%

Inhalents


63%

Mushrooms


63%

Alcohol


56%

None!


31%

Marijuana


13%
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You are very wacky and out there. You like doing insane things, you like getting attention, and you most likely enjoy drug-induced hallucinations. Always the loud one, always the popular one, you might actually be wanting the attention to cover scars that won't heal from childhood, and you need a way to mask your emotions. Don't keep up like this for too long.

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I'd like to meet:

charles manson, love you love your work. oh, and the child from that talk to frank advert....so i can kick him in the cunt. and michael alig, james st james, DJ keoki, john waters and jake gyllenhaal, for obvious reasons (see below)..!

Music:

WIERD STUFF.....AND ALSO.....PUNK, HORROR PUNK, SKA, PSYCHOBILLY, ROCKABILLY - rancid, ramones, sex pistols, AFI, nofx, the explosion, jack off jill, the distillers, toy dolls, tiger army, mad sin, zombina and the skeletones, sick of it all, gogol bordello, misfits, horrorpops, the filaments, pennywise, lagwagon, deadline, alkaline trio, the dwarves, dead kennedys, nekromantix, red flag 77, GBH, the grit, billy bragg, discharge, demented are go, hangmen, etc.....also, electro, hard dance etcTake the quiz:
Who's your rock star husband?

Travis Barker
So what travis is married. You two were obviously ment to be. not only is he sexy as fucking hell, he's sensative, rebelious, and talented all rolled into one!!!!

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Movies:

party monster, anything by john waters,hedwig and the angry inch, pricilla, too wong foo, empire records, tank girl, mallrats, the omen, house of 1000 corpses, b-movies anything with johnny depp..... etc

Television:

spaced, black books, family guy, will and grace, drawn together, peep show, little britain, 8 simple rules... dont really watch tv.
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Books:

by.....robert rankin and ben elton. and at any piont in time i will probably be reading Disco Bloodbath by James st James, its my favourite

Heroes:

John Peel, James st James, John Waters, and presenting......the sexy party crew...

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colchester.....

is where i will be as of 15th september. thats right people, im moving home early! boozes please! xxx
Posted by EPIC FAIL! on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:00:00 PST

is this accurate?

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Posted by EPIC FAIL! on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:57:00 PST

coming home

after much consideration, i have decided that when my contract is up with my letting agents i am gonna be moving back to colchester. this will be in december. although this isnt a definate yet, unless...
Posted by EPIC FAIL! on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:31:00 PST

Holly is wrong

LUDVIG?!?!?!?! what sort of a name is that? red drainpipes?   microphone head?   sounds delicious.
Posted by EPIC FAIL! on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:16:00 PST

*NORWICH*

right, i have lived in norwich for just over a month. i have spent over a grand, i have no job and i know hardly anyone. I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS CONTENT FOR FUCKING AGES! that is all
Posted by EPIC FAIL! on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:00:00 PST

my birthday - 5th july

any idea what happened?
Posted by EPIC FAIL! on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:28:00 PST

the dresden dolls

are much better than your band. fact. saw them on 12th may at the astoria. WOW, amazing. end.
Posted by EPIC FAIL! on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:39:00 PST

the filaments

oh my god! last night was one of the best gigs i ever did see, the filaments, deadline and the grit @ the garage, i suggest you check out all of these bands, jesus christ it was good. get in! x...
Posted by EPIC FAIL! on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 07:35:00 PST

hungover

is what i am everyday of my life, generally. its shit. any thoughts?
Posted by EPIC FAIL! on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 03:38:00 PST