I want to do everything! I want to see the world, I want to learn how to swordfight, sail, ride a moterbike, fly a plane, I want to bungy jump, skydive, climb a mountain, break a record, preform on stage, join a band, write a book, create a masterpice, make a movie, drive a car really fast! - preferably a Ferrari!
I wanna get out of this rut I'm stuck in of doing nothing because I'm not rich and have no fucking money and see all the beautiful things in the world, I want to help someone, I want to save a life, I want to be responsible for a rebellion, I want to live in a manor (lol!) I want to throw the worlds most meorable party (I'm thinking in the ruins of Alton Towers or in a multistory car park lol!), I wanna study cryptology and symbolism, I want to have an adventure, go on a quest, live like Lara Croft, I want to change history, I want to make history, I want to compete my horse to Novice level Eventing, I wanna eat a really big cheesecake LOL! and so much more but hey I wouldnt want to bore you!
Now a couple of little stories for you from the magic of The Mighty Boosh!
OK, well it's bout how i was brought up:
When i was a child i used to live in the jungle
I was raised by Brian Ferry, he was a musicain, we used to have some magic times
But he always used to be touring so he'd often leave me under the watchful care of the animals
One time he left me with Jahooli the Leopard, he was pretty irresponsible
He took me out hunting gazelles, and let me eat off the dead animal, even though Brian was a avid vegetarian.
Afterwards i was so full i needed a lil sleepie so we climbed a tree
Jus as i was dropping off Stephen the sneaky cobra slithered up to me
"Don't go to sleep" he hissed, "why?" i asked
"Cause the monkeys want to steal your face"
Apparently the King of the Monkeys wanted a human face to make himself more almighty and he'd chosen mine
They tried to get Columbo's but it was on to tight
But i was so full up on meat and it was so hot that i nodded off!
OH NO
Once there was a Charlie
He was made up of a million piece's of bubble gum, imagine that!
One day on his way home from a Alice Cooper concert he melted, it was to hot!
Lucky there was a crocodile, called Colin, he took pity on Charlie and scrapped him off the pavement with a pair of antique fish slices
He poured him into a soup ladel and they boarded his magic carpet and headed to Alaska
When they got there he refroze Charlie, but in his haste he made him into the shape of a hoover
Charlie didn't mind, he said "thats cool!", then set fire to a posh hammer to make it official
Charlie loved whizzing about the place sucking up inuits
They were fine though they liked it in Charlie's pink warm belly pouch
However they suffocated as it was air tight
Charlie not sure what to do, shot out the inuits straight into Colin's eye's
The green shape froze
Charlie was racked with guilt, he'd killed 50 inuit's and Colin, no one needs that, so he boarded Colin's carpet and headed for Seattle where he past his time putting small hair styles on Trumpets, Boots, Monkey Nuts and Spanners!
Well really anybody - I love you all - you can be emo, goth, trendy, bag lady lol! As long as your just up for living life and taking whatevers thrown at you in great style, oh except for one thing - Paris Hilton and me have a serious problem! How can you have that much money and would rather buy a pair of shoes you'll only wear once than like saving the whole of the third world! Bitch! Anyway . . .
Love having any excuse to crazily dress up so anyone mad enough to do that has to be good by me!
Oh and I'd really like meet the fucker that got rid of half my profile!
Your Personality is Very Rare (ENTP)
Your personality type is optimistic, curious, enthusiastic, and open.
Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 5% of all men.
You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.
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You Are 74% Sexy
Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High
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You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing.
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At first glance, people see you as down to earth and reliable.
Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.
With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.
In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.
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I am literally into everything; classical, jazz, dance everything! but that being said I am mainly into rock with my fave bands at the mo definitly having to be My Chemical Romance, Buckcherry and Fallout Boy, I also like:
Coheed and Cambria
Yellowcard
Blink 182
Placebo
AFI
Ash
Tenacious D
Guns 'n' Roses
Metallica
Taking Back Sunday
Evanescence
Letters To Cleo
Green Day
Nickleback - Dont see why everybody hates them!
Maroon 5
Christina Aguilera
Maralyn Manson
Bowling For Soup
Less Than Jake
Rooster
Incubus
Funeral For A Friend
Feeder
Foo Fighters
Jimmy Eat World
All American Rejects
Queens Of The Stone Age
Lights Out
Standing In The Shaddows
Shakira
Soundgarden
Hole
Peaches
And many, many, many more! Basically anything that when you hear it you just wanna jump!
Oh one song that really gets under my skin and makes me go mental everytime I hear it is Smoothe by Carlos Santana.
I am a huge fan of scary movies although I am usually the one hiding behind a cushion lol! One that caught my eye recently and I am a huge fan of the games - although they shit me up more than the movie is Silent Hill. Also love:
The Saw films
Ferris Buellers Day Off
Drop Dead Fred
Ghost Busters
The Lord Of The Rings
Enemy At The Gates
The Lara Croft Films (Love the games)
The American Pie Films
The Scary Movie Films
The Scream Films
The Exorcist (Makes me piss myself laughing every time!)
Sleepy Hollow
Memoirs Of A Geisha
Pride And Predujice
The Last Samuri
The X Men Films
The History Boys
Casanova
Love Actually
Saving Private Ryan
Donni Darko
The Jacket.
The Prestige.
So I Married An Axe Murderer
Bram Stokers Dracula
The Mummy Movies
And lots more to add when I can think of them!
Which Classic Teen Movie Could You Star In?
Ferris Bueller's Day Off!
Alright you truant, funny person, you! You could have made a great addition to ''Ferris Bueller's Day Off.'' You are witty and totally antiestablishment, rock on! This world could use more teens like you.
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I AM IN LOVE WITH SKINS, HELL YEAH LOL! Love murder mystery type things, always try to solve them first lol!, adore: Jonathon Creek, CSI:Vegas, Midsummer Murders, Cold Case. Have recently gotten dangerously attached to things like Americas Next Top Model and Extream Makeover - help! I am however a really big kid and can quite often be found glued to the Disney channel or watching all my favourite old programes and cartoons like Dangermouse, Scooby Doo, Banana Man, Batman, TrapDoor, Button Moon, The Clangers, Moomins, The Racoons, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ducktales and one really awesome cartoon and one program that not many people have ever seemed to have heard of but thier sooo funny - Freakazoid! and The Mighty Boosh!
I love pretty much anything - bit of a big reader but really really love; The Harry Potter books, The Hobbit, The Lord Of The Rings, All Terry Pratchet, Jilly Cooper and Steven King, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Phillip Pullmans Dark Materials, The Chronicles Of Narnia, The Day My Bum Went Phycho by Andy Griffiths, Alice In Wonderland and one little book I loved in my childhood - The Secret Foal by Sara Herbert many many more. I like a lot of 'Fairy Tales: I was brought up in so many countries that I've heard at leat a dozen from everywhere and love them all. One of my most favourite books ever has to be The DaVinci Code - was so impressed - it practically spells out my religion so that everyone can get an understanding of it.
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Samwise Gamgee, Aragorn, so what if they're fictional the morals and ethics behind them are fantastic, each beautifully written.
Authers: J.K.Rowling and J.R.R.Tolkien - total geniouses! Dan Brown.
Riders: Pippa Funnel - Incredible event rider! Carl Hestor.
Musicians: Christina Aguilera. My Chemical Romance.
Actors: James MaCavoy, that J Pheonix guy - seriously cannot spell his first name but love him to bits! Scarlet Johanson. Ewan McGregor. Christian Bale. Angelina Jolie. Hugh Jackman. Kate Beckinsale. Jonny Depp. Micheal Cane.
Comedians: Eddi Izzard. Billy Connely. Paul O'Grady.
Maralyn Monroe - nuf said!