R.I.P. Dimebag
R.I.P. Steve Irwin!!!
The short version: I am a bit of an elitist asshole, but very inviting and friendly.
If your just about to message me read This!!!
Foremost, I don't think I'm above anyone. With that stated, here's who need NOT message me:- Bands. If I want to hear you, I will eventually find you. I don't care if I'm missing out; I forgave myself for missing out on Johnny Cash and Seeing Dimebag play until they died, so I won't take it too hard if I don't hear you.
Groups. I can handle group invites, but if your group has the words "cam", or "sex" in the name, don't bother. If the person inviting me is the stereotypical "sexy" girl, don't bother. If your group, when I look at it, has a warning about how the "group may contain materials of a mature subject matter", don't bother. Please, just look elsewhere. I know I look like I can't get a girl, but I'm, in fact, NOT desperate, NOT fat, I DON'T live in my mom's basement, and there is NO seman on my keyboard.
I will automatically delete ANY email sent from someone who's default picture is a guy with his shirt open (I've gotteen them before), or a woman 1) in a tiny bikini (but maybe we could make and exception), or 2) having any kind of sex, be it oral, anal, or vaginal (and just to cover my bases, since some people like weird shit, aural and optical too).If you're messaging me about mortgage rates, viagra or any drug, Christian T-shirts (Don't laugh, I've gotten them), or anything of the sort, I MIGHT just find out where you live and come beat the piss out of you; I get enough of that in my normal email. And with that Thank You and dont forget 'Stay Classy' World and Eddie loves you, oh and i love Vodka :-)
Name Eddie
Age 900
Do you like fish? Huh!!
When was the last time you killed a goat? Yesterday 12:00pm
Bacon or Ham? Both
Burberry is shit right? HELL YEA MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Your Mom Ok
Fuck Off! Will do!
Ewoks or Wookies?? Wookies
Stick it to the man No Problem
Do you like trees??? Errrr Yea
Tony Blairs a dick!!!! Right On!!
Are you Phat???? Hahahahaha.............no
Beer or Coffee Coffee.......no wait........Beer
Salad...Rabbit food? ..................
This survey is fucked up That it is, That it is!!!
Does Eddie Rule??? Of Course
Go Away Ok
Your a cunt I Know!!
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Time To Die!!!!
Told you there would be new pics........Straight from my home town and local music venue Cox's Yard a night of Metal, bright red faces, mosh neck and lots of newcastle brown...get in!!!
Chris Bullhorn Frontman breaking the silence
Chris looking a bit...........
Andi Frontman From 6afraidof7
Charlie from Whisper in the Riot
6afraid0f7
And from L-R Tim, Gaz and Me we all look totally wasted and oh look some Newky Awesome!!!