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Nick

About Me

Im the bollocks, thats all you need to know, I dont know what my place is in this strange world, if there are any other people out there who arent drones do get in touch, together and with the assistance of Michael Baker's army of the undead we could potentially rule??? I dont know, just thought i'd throw it out there.
You Are a Rainbow
Breathtaking and rare
You are totally enchanting and intriguing
But you usually don't stick around long!
You are best known for: your beauty
Your dominant state: seducing What Type of Weather Are You?


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You Are Olde English
Drinking is more than a hobby for you. It's your favorite drug.
When you drink, you want to get wasted. As quickly and cheaply as possible.
Looking back on your best times drinking... well, you don't remember them at all.
You may be a few brain cells short, but you still can chug a 40!What's Your Beer Personality?
You Are 100% Weird
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader. Essentially, your so weird you play the word game with people called Greg and ask him how long it takes his couisin to run to university? How Weird Are You?Your results:
BEARD IS WONDERFUL
Green Lantern 70%
Hulk 65%
The Flash 50%
Spider-Man 45%
Iron Man 45%
Robin 37%
Wonder Woman 33%
Catwoman 30%
Superman 25%
Supergirl 23%
Batman 20% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination. loves salted popcorn and spicy food.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
THE GREEN LANTERN, TYPICAL, THE SHITTEST ONE THERE WITH A GAY RING, THIS IS NONSENSE AND IM NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nicholas James Nigel Smith a.k.a. THE BEARD!not beardy or beardo, just beard!
Birthday: 20/12/83
Birthplace: Wolverhampton
Current Location: TBC
Eye Color: Gorgeous Green
Hair Color: Gorgeous Green
Height: 5',11.1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: A bit of both
Your Heritage: Rule Britannia
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shitty skanky smelly shite ones!
Your Weakness: Absolutley Nothing, None.
Your Fears: N/A
Your Perfect Pizza: Ha Ha Ha
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 1 goal this season.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Tugmash
Thoughts First Waking Up: What to say to Guy when im an hour late, every day,EVERY DAY!
Your Best Physical Feature: My cock and balls
Your Bedtime: all morning and early afternoon i like to be in bed, and i go to bed when Guy comes round.
Your Most Missed Memory: I dont have a bastard memory, i cant remember shit.
Pepsi or Coke: DIET COKE! DDDIIIEEETTT CCCCOOOOOOOOKKKEEE!!!!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: A hybrid.
Single or Group Dates: No dates.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: who?
Chocolate or Vanilla: THE BROWN STUFF.
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea.
Do you Smoke: r
Do you Swear: r
Do you Sing: oh r
Do you Shower Daily: na
Have you Been in Love: r
Do you want to go to College: na but i am
Do you want to get Married: hurtz.
Do you belive in yourself: r
Do you get Motion Sickness: i doh know, what is it.
Do you think you are Attractive: oh the fuck r.
Are you a Health Freak: wannabe
Do you get along with your Parents: r
Do you like Thunderstorms: what!
Do you play an Instrument: the kebabas, similar to maraccas.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: you had to ruin the yes momentum didnt you, you bastards.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no ive been to a shopping centre.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuck off
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: id rather eat shite.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No but again id like to be.
In the past month have you been Dumped: you need to go out with someone for that to happen.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No no no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, a power band from H & M
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: every day by Guy
Ever been Beaten up: dont be silly
Ever Shoplifted: see above
How do you want to Die: i dont want to die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A massive piece of cake....i dont bloody know.
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: between 5' and 5'6".
Weight: Nice and Petite
Best Clothing Style: Cool, i like funky attire.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 9,000,000,000 cus im cool,yeeaaah, uber cool, thats how i roll, baby, mmmmmmmmm.aaaaaaagh.
Number of CDs I own: about two, ive lost everything.
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a good 90%
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Myspace Contact Tables.. Status IconsI am British, the rest is irrelevant, over time you will come to see my true colours......RED, WHITE AND BLUE!the colour of my blood, thats right, its blue and white aswell, literally. bit weird isnt it?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Carl Bates
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My Blog

Bollocks

Who's got the biggest pair of bollocks you've ever seen? open to both genders this question, im just talkin massive balls, not cocks, just balls.
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 04:46:00 GMT