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Memphis

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About Me


Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up at the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake... the Kraken!
Hey kids. First off, greetings to whoever is reading this I hope the day is serving you well. Basically i'm Liam
--I'm just a laid back kinda guy who is trying to make it in this crazy old world just like everybody else.
--I'm the Devil I can do what I want and what I've got I'm gonna flaunt
--I'm not on this planet to be pretty, i'm not here to preach and i'm not here make any kind of statement.
--I like making people laugh and people making me laugh its the best medicine ya know?
--Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down!
--Charlie is a fucking class act, he's always making me laugh my ass off
--I have a tank with legs his name is Gaz and he his one of my best friends and if you piss him off he'll crush you, if you piss me off he'll crush you, in fact its best just to leave him alone.
--I talk to myself.
--My awesome mate Tim is so awesomely awesome that he occasionally lets us awesome idiots have awesome parties in his awesome house that is more awesome than an awesome man standing on an awesome hill eating an awesome ice cream saying "fucking hell this is awesome"
--I swear loudly and reguarly in public, those who know me have experienced this first hand. those who don't...............you'll see.
--I love the music I listen to (its metal if ur dumb enough not to notice)
--I love my friends and family, without them I would be not much more than dust
--I have filled in the necessary paperwork and "shit" is now an official colour.
--I am proud to be a metal head despite what a lot of annoying, snobby, mainly OTT religious people think
--Along side Zakk Wylde, Darrell "Dimebag" Abbott was and always will be one of the most talented, most legendary man to ever walk this earth. If thou shalt ever curse his name, may a black cloud consume your body and descend you to a place of unspeakable terror.
--I appreciate my life and the fact that i'm alive because there's a few that no longer are, they will always be missed
--Your goal in life is important, but nowhere near as important as the fun you have getting there.
--If u wanna know more about me, read the rest, if that ain't enough, tough shit!
Black Label Society (In This River)

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

More people with the same randomly stupid sense of humour as me, A lot of musicians (see heroes section)
Zakk Wylde melodic solo
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Add to My Profile | More VideosZakk Wylde - Spoke in the WheelIn Flames - Come Clarity Zakk and Dimebag drinking
a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"> Me, Charlie and Lee at Download 06

Strength Determination Merciless Forever

Fucking Big Hair Mate

My Blog

Pantera - 5 Minutes Alone

I see you had your mind all made up you group of Pitiful liars. Before I woke to face the day, your master Plan transpired. -Something told me- this job had more to Meet the eye. My song is not believ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:31:00 GMT

Black Label Society

13. Whiter Shade Of Pale[Procol Harum cover]We skipped the light fandango And turned cartwheels across the floor Yeah, I was feeling kind of seasick But the crowd called out for more, yeah, oh yeahAnd...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 05:29:00 GMT

Honour

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, 'If I live,...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:22:00 GMT

Our Future

We know now that in the early years of the twentieth century this world was being watched closely by intelligences greater than man's, and yet as mortal as his own.We know now that as human beings bus...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:37:00 GMT

OMEGA

What a skeletal wreck of man this isTranslucent flesh and feeble bonesThe kind of temple where the whores and villiansTry to tempt the holistic tomesRunning rapid with free thought to free formIn the ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:23:00 GMT