the quality level of waiting room coffee is utterly despicable |
now that i'm wearing my towel, i'd like to spend the necessary pre-shower hour doing anything and everything i'd be doing if i were not about to shower, only wearing the towel. there will be a similar...
Posted by melissa on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:45:00 PST |
turns out i do NOT like bleu cheese on my salad. and i learned that the hard way. |
oh my GOD. so i was reviewing my blog. i kinda like the ole thing. but THEN. i run into this little gem from january 29th:"in other news, i continue to experience an alarmingly low number of aches and...
Posted by melissa on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:42:00 PST |
on golden girls today, sophia called blanche a human mattress. |
okay well you knew the broken leg blog was coming. you just didn’t know when. when is now, bitches.
i will start with the very best part. like eighteen to twenty-three times this icy winter, i...
Posted by melissa on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:33:00 PST |
aren’t feet ugly enough to begin with? |
alright. can someone tell me if there's a single place on the planet where the climate is too warm for ugg boots, yet too cool for crocs? i would like to live out the remainder of my days there. the y...
Posted by melissa on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:56:00 PST |
stabbingly obvious |
so this morning, i get totally inspired. i'm like "wait! what would happen if i just typed in the word "fart" on an ebay search?!?!?" right, because it has to be good no matter what, right? RIGHT. don...
Posted by melissa on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:21:00 PST |
canned ham epiphany |
you wish this were a canned ham epiphany. well, that is, until you see what it really is. keeping with my i-love-my-job theme, i present the following. reason 34,972 why my job is awesome, even when i...
Posted by melissa on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 05:57:00 PST |
egg salad friendship |
oh thank god. i was feeling dry (and yet somehow like a wet beach towel that had been shoved under the back seat over summer and forgotten about. when that thing gets dry, okay? that's how i felt), bu...
Posted by melissa on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:42:00 PST |
svens of the world unite |
myspace can suck it so hard right now. i just wrote world's longest blog ever, detailing every awesome thing i yesterday AND today as well as posting a pair of shoes i intend to buy and also really de...
Posted by melissa on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:49:00 PST |
ill bet squirrels that are really into humans get called "building-huggers" by their friends. |
there have been like four times so far this week when i've really wanted to write some shit here, and in each of those cases, i had somewhere stupid to be. i mean, now is really sort of an example, on...
Posted by melissa on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:05:00 PST |
pinky cuss |
sixty-three people have viewed my pointless little blog this week... who the hell are you people? so okay guess what! last entry i was all "wah wah nothing ever hurts" and then last night i got t...
Posted by melissa on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:53:00 PST |
