I’m sorry if I can’t respond to all of you in a timely fashion. |
I'm sorry all you Edna fans out there if I don't respond to your questions right away, I've been so busy with my new dvd player (pluging it in and so forth. I mean honestly!) But I care about each and...
Posted by Mrs. Willbury on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:57:00 PST |
the oscars were a real humdinger! |
Now it wasn't like the good old days of Bing and Billy Crystal but I must say those jews have what it takes to make an old lady chuckle. That Jon Stewart is a real humdinger of a funny man! I must say...
Posted by Mrs. Willbury on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:34:00 PST |
my birthday depression has almost subsided. |
Oh lordy, it seems like it was only yesterday I turned 60. I thought I'd NEVER make it this long. Oh yes indeed, times are getting rough around the edges, there's no doubt about that. I ran into an ol...
Posted by Mrs. Willbury on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:51:00 PST |
Ask Mrs. Willbury |
Dear Mrs. WillburyI got the artist's block . . . I just bought some poster size paper and have no inspiration. Any suggestions? Holla back grrl!!!- Mr. CaliforniaMr. Cal...
Posted by Mrs. Willbury on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:59:00 PST |
my shepherd’s pie has been compromised! |
Now as you all are well aware I am not one for supporting communism, but a lady has to eat and my special shepherd's pie recipe was infiltrated late last night by a pack of raccoons that must be getti...
Posted by Mrs. Willbury on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:18:00 PST |
everyone trinkles in when they smell my meatloaf! |
It seems no matter where I go I am recognized these days! Why, after winning first prize in the national meatloaf contest back in '96 people just can't seem to get enough of me. I mean honestly! But i...
Posted by Mrs. Willbury on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:34:00 PST |
I’m stuck in my house. HELP!! |
oh it has just snowed too much this time! Old grandpa winter needs to take it easy on us elderly. I can't open my door right now and my metal leg keeps poking into my fleshy stub whenever I try and ki...
Posted by Mrs. Willbury on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:49:00 PST |
racoons are whimsical beasts |
Oh Charlie, my garbage is just everywhere! Those little rascals, I could just swear! I finally threw out my world famous minced brat casserole, which I admit sadly was hardly touched, and what happens...
Posted by Mrs. Willbury on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:06:00 PST |
well here we go again! |
I don't know how many times I have to call the police before those idiots next door will control that dog of their's! I mean honestly! I just cannot stand cleaning up dog tacos in my yard. Don't they ...
Posted by Mrs. Willbury on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:23:00 PST |
OOPS! I just sharted |
oh piffle, I just sharted myself silly. Now if you don't know everyone, a shart is when you think you're going to fart but instead you haul off and shit your britches. Oh deary it's a little bit slopp...
Posted by Mrs. Willbury on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:29:00 PST |
