I summoned a panda with a snake head |
oh no, cuz you know my gloves I wear a lot, the ones with the fingers tied together so I don't pick up things I'm not suppose to? yeah those. They are majestic to say little of their powers. So I was ...
Posted by Son of Orbicron on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:38:00 PST |
I resurrected a taco from the garbage. |
with a stroke of my mitted hand I was able to resurrect a half eaten taco out of the taco bell garbage. Utilizing my home-fed ingenuity, I squirted life-saving ketchup from a packet given to me from m...
Posted by Son of Orbicron on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:15:00 PST |
I am your new leader. praise my name |
I got so many cool stuff that I wish I could use now that my uncle is dead. my dad said that he was a strong wizard and that when they were young he would kick my dad and pretend he was a soccer orb. ...
Posted by Son of Orbicron on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:35:00 PST |
closest of kin has stepped forward |
Alright everyone, I know how we've been sort of leaving everyone on the wire as to who would step up and claim ownership of the Wizards property. Or maybe no one really noticed- either way I don't car...
Posted by Son of Orbicron on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:28:00 PST |
Funeral to be held at Chuck E Cheese |
The late Wizard's funeral will be held at the Chuck E Cheese in Appleton on Wednesday at 11:30PM. It is an invite only so please do not show up unless you have been invited.
We are still having troub...
Posted by Son of Orbicron on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:08:00 PST |
Death of a wizard |
The Wizard of Ricwhat passed last night at around midnight. The autopsy has indicated the death was heart-related. Apparently there was no heart. At the moment there is much speculation as to how he l...
Posted by Son of Orbicron on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:43:00 PST |
BEHOLD!! I have a curious fascination for balloon sculpturing!!! |
My hands, they wield such delicacy- such conviction! They yearn for the squeeklings of rubber and air! the gnarling and metamorphosizing of these most basic elements of nature. Bound by the simple law...
Posted by Son of Orbicron on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:55:00 PST |
BEHOLD!! the one eyed serpent cries for blood! |
I will not rest the night to come for my sleep brings me great terror! worse than that of the winter golem of GRAMINSBORO. I have come face to face with a great one-eyed serpent looking to feed on my ...
Posted by Son of Orbicron on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST |
BEHOLD!!! this mysterious vectre! |
Only whence you have visited the Flatlands of Perpaldus can you truly know what it is to be man. I have seen the people who inhabit this lack-dimensional realm and know their mysteries well. They are ...
Posted by Son of Orbicron on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:01:00 PST |
BEHOLD!!! I am lonely. |
BEHOLD!!! The conterminablity of my galactic boredom hast reached it's promiscuital boundaries! I must seek immaluable comforts within a newly defined relationship! I must begin my quest for the Orbic...
Posted by Son of Orbicron on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:20:00 PST |
