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Ida Nelson

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About Me

You little bitch! Let me out of this goddamn birdcage!

Little bitch?! Is that all the thanks I get? I got you a hook, didn't l? Mother will kill me as it is.
Who cares about your stinkin' mother? She stole my Gator away - but she ain't gonna get me...and I'll thank you for this fuckin' hook...after I rip her eyes out with it! Gimme something to eat!
There's no food here. Mother doesn't buy food for me. You want an egg? There might be a couple of old eggs in the kitchen.
NO, I DON'T WANT NO GODDAMN EGGS!! I WANT MEAT AND POTATOES!! Animated Inventor
Your Personality Profile
You are funky, outdoorsy, and down to earth.
While you may not be a total hippie...
You're definitely one of the most free spirited people around.
You are very impulsive - every day is a new adventure.
However, you do put some thought behind all your actions.
Still, you do tend to shock and offend people from time to time! The World's Shortest Personality Test
You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.
Penis


83%

Abs/Stomach


58%

Face


50%

Boobs


33%

Butt


8%
What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)
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You Are a Coy Flirt
You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing.
You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing.
Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal.
A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession. What Kind of Flirt Are You? Which character of Absolutely Fabulous are you?
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You Are From Uranus
You shine with brilliant creativity, and you're more than a little eccentric.
You love everything unusual and shocking. You're one far-out chick or dude.
Anything unconventional excites you - and you have genius potential.
Just don't let your rebel side get the best of you, or else you'll alienate everyone.
Your original thinking and funky attitude is all you need to be you. What Planet Are You From?

My Interests

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My Blog

Shopping Advice From The Perfect Mom

Because anytime you see parents doing something completely fucking stupid and comment on it, people accuse you of being The Perfect Mom. I'm not. I'm just not a fucking idiot. What kind of dipshit has...
Posted by Ida Nelson on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:23:00 PST

Fuck You

Fuck you to the snooty bitch at the dentist's office who came in like a little princess and demanded they find you the Sheryl fucking Crow CD you listened to last time. They ran around for 10 minutes ...
Posted by Ida Nelson on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:59:00 PST

I Love My Diva

I know it sounds very superficial and whiny of me to admit that my greatest worry for the last 28 days has been the suspected loss of a menstrual aid, but there it is. Sorry, but that's some serious s...
Posted by Ida Nelson on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:52:00 PST

Depahrumpification

It's taken me 3 days. 3 days of peeling, sloughing, soaking, filing, tweezing, waxing, trimming. Next time I go to this place I'm taking my own food, some hardcore hair conditioner and some SPF 400 s...
Posted by Ida Nelson on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:52:00 PST

Pahrump, NV

The people of Pahrump are very friendly. Very, very friendly. The cashier laughs very loudly and shouts the virtues of Powerade and wishes you well all the way out the door. The woman that owns the ca...
Posted by Ida Nelson on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:33:00 PST

I Hate Grocery Shopping

To the tweaker who followed me around giggling like a serial killer: What the fuck, dude? Wash your fucking clothes. Take a bath. Jump off a bridge. You smell like a morbidly obese homeless woman's un...
Posted by Ida Nelson on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:16:00 PST

Olestra Haiku

I finally had to try it, even though everyone said it makes you shit your pants. My craving for something fat free and cheesy was too much to bear. Guess what? I haven't shit my pants ONCE. I sure far...
Posted by Ida Nelson on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:55:00 PST

Sex, Love and Sex

Why do we get together in the first place? Don't get me wrong - I believe in love. But, I can love people without wanting to plook them. It all boils down to the plooking. Why do we want to move in to...
Posted by Ida Nelson on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:35:00 PST

Old Shit Story

Most people who know me have to hear the same stories over and over, and like to remind me of this. Sometimes if I write the stories out I'm purged of the need to tell them, at least for a while. Anyw...
Posted by Ida Nelson on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:58:00 PST

4-Way Stop

Why is everybody so fucking stupid? Seriously. First of all, it's a fucking stop sign. That means - you stop. I thought this was fairly simple. If you're rolling, you haven't stopped. If you haven't s...
Posted by Ida Nelson on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:10:00 PST