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half man half debauchery

not just ordinery patronising, but M&S patronising.

About Me

i come from deprestwick town but currently reside in the city of dreadfull night. i will one day die carrying the stage i built to stand on. 1000 of me wouldnt make a half of you. i feel almost wholey consumed by the ever growing carnivarous depth of pity i have for myself. the happiest moment in my life has allready happened. /div

My Interests

my name is idiot and i like music, going for long walks in the park, throwing stones into the sea and killing myself. i hate the world. i have good reason to hate. eg. the agony of having to force a smile during a chance meeting in the street only to be patronized by the firm handshake of a 'successful' person. also, love doesn't exist, you only want an audience, a witness to your selfish achievments who can also pat your brused ego when you fail. furthermore, i hate the fact that i have to constantly deny myself the simple pleasures of day dreams due to my true belief that they will one day collapse into full blown delusions of grandeur and eventualy drive me insane. happiness is a lie, and life is an intolerable misadventure fraut with sorded selfish agendas and tiedious pleasentres. I AM THE KILLER OF EGANTIC VAMPIRES AND I SHALL NEVER DIE! p.s. bedtime gives me nightmares.

I'd like to meet:

lord byron, robert burns, john milton, dante alighieri, james thomson, john wilmot, william blake and batman.

Music:

poetic records. dead people.

Movies:

naked. kind hearts and coronets. the whicker man. la haine. thrashin. withnail and i. bladerunner. v for vendetta. dracula (circa 1930). the mummy (1932). apocalypse now. scum. the firm. quadrophenia. highlander. manhunter. angel heart. the outsiders. the libertine. proposition. momento. any sherlock holmes film. brazil. time bandits. the life of brian. .. width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350"msprm name="movie"

Television:

is the opiate of the masses.

Books:

dark knight returns. watchmen. the city of dreadfull night. the divine comedy. v for vendetta. its a bird. anything to do with religion. Your results:
You are Batman Batman 100% Superman 40% Spider-Man 40% Supergirl 30% Wonder Woman 30% Robin 10% Hulk 0% The Flash 0% Green Lantern 0% Catwoman 0% Iron Man 0% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
"existence is random. has no patern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. no meaning save what we choose to impose. this rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. it is not god who kills the children. not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. it is us. only us". walter joseph kovaks. "children starve while boots costing many thousands of dollars leave their mark upon the surface of the moon. we have labored long to build a heaven, only to find it populated with horrors". professor milton glass. "if you want to be happy and you dont like the way we are, fuck off and be happy somewhere else". chester p hackenbush. "i once saw a cat cross the road at the wrong time. it did a full rotation of the wheel stuck to the tyre, banging its way round, then ran off under the back of the car and accross the rest of the road like nothing had happened. im sure it must have died shortly afterwards. it had already been killed but kept on running. it seemed so familiar". half man half debauchery.

Heroes:

shane macgowan, nick cave, the un-sinkable molly brown, tom penny, davie philips, robert johnson and batman. i dislike my own reflection very much and i hate myself for having any opinion whatsoever about anything at all.

My Blog

friends reunited

      just as everyone predicted, i am a complete failure and am quite sure it will all end in tears, probably during a stint in jail. i have six children, all of which are fi...
Posted by half man half debauchery on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:56:00 PST

statis report

         has rigour mortis already set in? have i through reckless indifference evolved into a retoricle person? must i endulge in the intravieness consump...
Posted by half man half debauchery on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 03:37:00 PST

wee tam knows the score.

       the young team have no respect these days. i meen when i was a wee guy, wee didnt give big guys any shit and if wee did we'd run afterwords, not square up to them ...
Posted by half man half debauchery on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 05:21:00 PST

nobody reads blogs anyway

these people aren't your friends, they dont even answear your messages, myspace is shit.
Posted by half man half debauchery on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:30:00 PST

a bevy with halky

we started of in the pub down the stairs from our flat "the doublet" at about two. we were drinking with two old guys who were into old scotts and poetry, i was right into there chat but halky wa...
Posted by half man half debauchery on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:59:00 PST