Fingers McNeill - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Not much to be said except that my taste in music is impeccable and yours probably is not. What's that you say you're into? Oh, that. Well it sucks. It used to be good, but now it sucks. I only listen to (insert your favorite genre here) that was produced between March and October of 1983. Anything in the genre before or after that is not actually music. Yep. Sorry to have to be the one to break it to you. Also keep in mind that even if you like the same stuff I do, you're a poser if you weren't into it before I was. You say you just discovered (insert genre here) and you'd like some suggestions on stuff that's good? Well I'd have to recommend (impossibly rare record that you will never, ever be able to find), or else check out (name of a band that totally sucks ass but is obscure enough that you will never know that they suck)'s stuff. You can thank me later, kid. mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src='' .. enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" style='display:none' AUTOSTART='True'

My Interests

Staying up all night, listening to records, enjoying myself, skateboarding, not paying attention, kissing, having no ambition, fine wine, laughing, throwing up all down my front and pissing my pants.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Who cares?

Movies:

Mike Leigh's 'Naked'- masterpiece. Richard Kern ones. Home-made porn.

Television:

Street Crime UK, Street Crime UK 2, Street Crime UK 3, Street Crime UK 4, Police, Camera, Action!, Costa Del Street Crime, Planet's Deadliest Weather, Sports Disasters, Most Shocking Police Videos, World's Scariest Police Chases with (retired) Sheriff John Bunnell: "He was sky-high on a two day crack binge and wired to the max. He was never gonna hide from Orange County's finest. There's no place for felons like him, that's why he's heading straight for the county jail!" Cops On Camera, Booze Britain, World's Wildest Videos 2, Amsterdam Nights, Briatain's Toughest Pubs, Road Wars, Sexcetera, Police Stop!, Cops, America's Dumbest, Binge Nation, Shock Video, Police Patrol Uncut.........

Books:

Please Kill Me- Legs McNeill , 45- Bill Drummond

Heroes:

Steve Albini, GG Allin, Johnny Thunders, William Bennett and Gjon Mili.

My Blog

How To Have A Number One Hit the Easy Way, by the Timelords

The Manual - How To Have A Number One The Easy Way THE TIMELORDST H EM A N U A L(HOW TO HAVE A NUMBER ONE THE EASY WAY)THE JUSTIFIED ANCIENTS OF MU MUREVEAL THEIR ZENARCHISTIC METHOD USEDIN MAKING TH...
Posted by Fingers McNeill on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:04:00 PST

A joke.

A, C, and G walk into location W. There they meet N, a person associated with the location and its purposes. So N says to them, "In what fashion would you three persons like to participate in the ser...
Posted by Fingers McNeill on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:36:00 PST

Tupac

To the delight of conspiracy theorists (probably), an anagram of Tupac's posthumous shite-fest LP Makaveli is Am alive, k? (I added the question mark so it makes a bit more sense).
Posted by Fingers McNeill on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:33:00 PST

Yoda

Jedi Master? Lived for 900 years? Can levitate objects with the power of his mind?So why can't you fucking speak English properly then?Cunt, is he.
Posted by Fingers McNeill on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST

Girls with fake tans pissing about in shopping centres.

Nice, natural look? Yes, if natural is putting make-up on with a packet of Wotsits. I could wipe my own shit all over my face and get a more realistic tan than that. And then you fuck it all righ...
Posted by Fingers McNeill on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:32:00 PST

If...

If you can't be a good example for people, be a horrible warning.
Posted by Fingers McNeill on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST

Children

Contrary to popular belief, Children don't say the funniest things. For proof, simply look at the 'Children Say the Funniest Things' column of any grotty women's magazine, where you will find little m...
Posted by Fingers McNeill on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:00:00 PST

Kylie Minogue

To the horror of the gays, an anagram of Kylie Minogue is 'you like minge'.
Posted by Fingers McNeill on Mon, 29 May 2006 03:45:00 PST

Policemen

When you are being arrested and the arresting officer has finished reading you your rights, as part of their job they must ask you if you understand. If you say 'no' they by law must continue to repea...
Posted by Fingers McNeill on Mon, 29 May 2006 03:36:00 PST

Worms

If you cut a worm in two it becomes two worms and grows to it's normal size within 48 hours. In theory one man with a worm and a sharp knife working 12 hours a day could cover the entire surface of th...
Posted by Fingers McNeill on Mon, 29 May 2006 03:32:00 PST