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fifichops

MAKE ME MY DINNER

About Me

i may smile and nod at you but really im thinking about what your head would look like on a stick.

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My Interests

i like long walks through rivers of shit and sun sets over the bars of my cage. i like rearanging my fridge/bathroom cupboard/nazi coin collection. i deplore 'street drugs' but am fond of heavy sedation. i wash my hands red raw but rarely shower/bathe. judy garland. joan crawford. bette davis. i lke watching film of j.f.k. being shot. i like being sick in bags. i like it when there is no food in the house. its hard to develop interests when your spending most of your time biting your hands to stop from screaming. but my favorite thing is big girl porn.

I'd like to meet:

Judy Garland. Hitler. Denis Neilson. Robert Downey Jr(DRUGS HELL PERIOD ONLY) Stephen Fry.Francis Bacon. James Spader(DEGRADING SEX SENARIO ONLY) David Lynch. Dennis Pennis (ONLY IF I CAN LICK HIM) Myra Hindley.Liza Millelli. Top Cat. Henry Rollins. A list of people i wish id never met in the first fucking place would take a great deal longer, but i wont keep you.

Music:

ALICEDONUT CARDIACS REVOLTINGCOCKS JUDYFUCKINGGARLAND SWANS WHITEHOUSE B52'S BUTTHOLESURFERS THEBUG MORRISSEY JELLOBIAFRA VENETIANSNARES V/VM FOETUS BILLYIDOL ALEC EMPIRE VITALIC SIOUXSIE LARD SULTANSOFPING MARILYNMANSON SHEEPONDRUGS ADDNTOX DEPECHEMODE 1SPEEDBIKE MADONNA MELVINS L7 HOLE NIRVANA DADDO THEGODMACHINE SOPHIA GIANTTANK LAPSUS LINGUAE THENAZISWINGBAND RAPEMAN CHRISTIANDEATH HUSKERDU WHORESOFLEITH MICHAELGIRA SKINNYPUPPY SHAT NEWORDER ROY ORBISON TRANSVISIONVAMP PATSYCLINE ARTIESHAW PAPERCHASE THE PRIMITIVES OXES DAISY CHAINSAW THERAPY GARY NUMAN/TUBEWAY ARMY BIGBLACK HENRYROLLINS THEEIGHTIESMATCHBOXBLINEDISASTER THECRAMPS PHANTOMSMASHER STINKMITT GGALLIN THECURE KLINGKLANG THESMITHS THEHOLLIES EVERLYBROTHERS SEXPISTOLS TITUSGEIN DECAPATATED VANCOUVERDELUX NINEINCHNAILS R.EM. SLIPKNOT QUEENADREENA THEFUCKINGCHAMPS THEBIRTHDAYPARTY APHEXTWIN SISTERSOFMERCY DOLLYPARTON CHURN DEVO LAIBACH MUSICFROM SEINFELD LIGHTINGBOLT DIRTYMARC CURSEOFTHEGOLDENVAMPIRE GODFLESH KNODEL THEJESUSANDMARYCHAIN MYBLOODYVALENTINE OXES NEW ORDER THE SHIZIT SHELLAC SUICIDE LAWNMOWERDEATH KMFDM PAINKILLER CURSORMINOR THROBBINGGRISTLE SELFISHCUNT DEELITE PIGDESTROYER BEASTIEBOYS PRODIGY SQUAREPUSHER KID606 T.RAUMSCHMIERE FISHERSPOONER SHAT SPEEDRANCH ARABONRADAR DIZZYRASCAL QLAZZERUS NOMEANSNO TECHNOANIMAL ZIEGENBOKKOPF ATARITEENAGERIOT LADYSOVERIEN HELLFISH MINISTRY MERZBOW TRANSAM LUNACHICKS JAYNECOUNTY BRICKLAYERCAKE FIGHTINGREDADAIR WHITEZOMBIE AREOGRAMME FUGAZI THE LOCUST RADIOHEAD NEUROSIS NAKEDCITY NURSEWITHWOUND SHATNER PRINCE P.I.L .JOYDIVISION MURDERDOLLS SLAYER BIGBANDSHIT MACRACOSMICA PRIMUS KENNYRODGERS EARLYCLIFFRICHARD NECKDOPPLER MANIC STREETPREACHERS BUDDYHOLLY FRANKSINATRA MOTORMARK YEAHYEAHYEAHS MARILYNMONROE THEJESUSLIZARD KILLDOZER AFGHANWHIGS GIRLSAGAINSTBOYS SUPERCHUNK PAVEMENT JOnSPENCERBLUESEXPLOTION SCARFO THE SHADOWS GENERATIONX TAMMYWYNETTE CRASS NEDSATOMICDUSTBIN DIONNEWARWICK DEAD KENNEDYS BENNYGOODMAN KRAFTWERK THEWALKERBROTHERS ADAMANT JOHNNYCASH FLEETWOODMAC CHRISISAAK EINSTURZENDENEUBAUTEN BLACKFLAG SCRAWL TRAILOFDEAD VOICEOFTHEBEEHIVE CARTER THEUNSTOPPABLESEXMACHINE THENOLANSISTERS GALLONDRUNK ANGELOBADALAMENTI PETSHOPBOYS ALIENSEXFIEND PERFECT CIRCLE NICENDO CONNIEFRANCIS KINGMAKER CLINTMANSELL JURASSIC5 VINCENTGALLO THEYMIGHTBEGIANTS

Movies:

night and fog.whatever happened to baby jane?. all about eve. i stand alone. apocalypse now. dragnet. lassie. i spit on your grave. the killing of america. downfall. the aristocats.faces of death.hated(ggallin) the life and death of bob flanigan.mommie dearest.a star is born.maniac. deranged. silence of the lambs.me and my shadows(judygarlandbiopic). triumph of the will.what women want.faces of death.

Television:

my tv viewing depends on if dirtymarc will let me watch his cable, but as a general rule;SEINFELD, ANY TIME THE NEWS GIVES A WARNING BEFORE A REPORT,CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM,WIFE SWAP,AUTOPSY, EXTREME MAKE OVER, E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY, DAY TODAY, BRASS EYE ,HOLLYOAKS (I CANT DEFEND THAT ONE), THE YOUNG ONES, CATFOOD ADVERTS, JAM, IM ALAN PARTRIGE, DENNIS PENNIS, THE WORD, DR KATZ, TWIN PEAKS,BLACK BOOKS.

Books:

killing for culture. killing for company. mommie dearest.death scenes(sollection of 1930's murder snaps) the room. last exit to brooklyn.the comsumer.me and my shadows.clear your clutter with fung shui.complete prose of woody allen. traci lords autobiography.all bret easten ellis novels. the gates of janus by ian brady(try finding that down borders). every judy garland bio iv ever read(13)

Heroes:

judy, mr alexander.

My Blog

OPEN LETTER TO ALAN MCGEE

so this is what i wrote to alan mcgee after 100000 of his bulletins telling people to sign an online petition to strip jonathon king of an award he was given 10 years ago for services to music. not fo...
Posted by fifichops on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:33:00 PST

flooringrepairs.

if you elect to fill in those annoying dirty little gaps between your wooden floorboards, you must choose an arcrylic sealent, never a silicone sealent. i cannot stress this enough, people.
Posted by fifichops on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:39:00 PST

grant smith

grant smith is a wonderful man, one of the true greats. he has a pet cat. and a pet lady.once, when he was very young, he had to stop me shouting at darlene from roseanne in the street.. apart from jo...
Posted by fifichops on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:36:00 PST

when cats shit

sometimes, when i go to take a shit, it smells like when my pet cat shits..if thats not the cutest thing youv ever heard you are dead inside.
Posted by fifichops on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 04:25:00 PST

lassielassielassielassielassielassielasssie

see lassie be loved by a boy. see lassie bark and woof. see lassie be sold like meat to peterotoole. see lassie be hit with belt. see lassie empathise with a small girl. see peterotooles cataracts and...
Posted by fifichops on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:34:00 PST

ALICE DONUT

THEYRE HERE!! OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!! you have no idea. its coz you'r too piss.
Posted by fifichops on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:11:00 PST

wage slips

most busnesses would be required to keep all tax related paper work for a minimun of 6 years and once a document is older than that it may be disposed of. an individual is required to keep all wage sl...
Posted by fifichops on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 05:14:00 PST

get fucked

so all this my space thing shows is that no matter how crazy insane ugly you are or how fucked up you are or how sooo overthetop your mental fucking ego is,  somehow someone somewhere  ...
Posted by fifichops on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 04:38:00 PST