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Calypte

Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends. --Tom Waits

About Me

Born & raised in NYC...late-bloomer...self-admitted geek...left-wing redneck...urban cowgirl...barbiedoll...enigma

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My Interests

Hmm...Things I ♥: NY Pizza, FELINES: all colors & sizes, BASEBALL, FAST HORSES, OLD CARS, a day @ the beach, WHITE CASTLE burgers!, TATTOOS, HIGH-HEELS, an afternoon @ the zoo, a walk through Central Park, the view from the top of the mountain, PHOTOGRAPHY, strawberry shortcake made w/ fresh whipped cream, anything CHOCOLATE!, good MICROBREWS, sleeping in, eating in bed, people who make me laugh, driving with no particular place to go, my parrot "Nando"...SEXXX, flowers, birding, riding my horses, MY GIRLS, losing track of time, being IMMATURE...yeah. Ok...things I don't ♥: SMALL MINDS, Mondays, being stuck in traffic, BAD dogs, people who HAVE bad dogs, people who only care about MONEY, fuckin' HAPPY ASSES, PHONY people, WHINERS, CRUELTY...especially to animals or children, "LITE BEER", SEXISM, RACISM, AGEISM, NAZIS, religious Fundamentalists, COOLER-THAN-COOL people, all ASSHOLES in general...the powers that be...it all sucks.Check out Candace...she's hot!

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Rabbit, Anne Sexton, Albert Einstein, Lenny Bruce, Sylvia Plath, Darby Conley, Peggy Cummins, Bill Griffith, Jean Harlow...oh God...so many/ thank you Janine L. i've met you & you are charming CALYPTE ANNA

Music:

Billie Holiday, R.L. Burnside, Sonny Stitt, Lester Young, Ella Fitzgerald, Patsy Cline, Loretta Lynn, Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Merle Haggard, Wilson Pickett, The Ronettes, Sam & Dave, Duke Ellington, Etta James, Eddie Davis, all Motown stuff... Stevie Ray Vaughn, Marvin Gaye, The Black Keys, The Ramones, U2, Alkaline Trio, Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, The Clash, Captain Beefheart, Talking Heads, Tom Waits, Dave Matthews, The WhiteStripes, Neko Case, Bob Marley, Toots & the Maytals, Flogging Molly, Those Darn Accordians, AFI, Blink182, NOFX, Smashing Pumpkins, The Misfits, Social Distortion, Ween, Death On Wednesday, Paul Simon, Jack Johnson, David Gray, Fiona Apple, The Killers, The Starting Line, Fall Out Boy, Something Corporate, Showoff, All American Rejects...so much more...the list gets longer daily

Movies:

Children of Paradise, The Graduate, Gun Crazy, 7 Samurai, Persona, Sunset Blvd, Gone With the Wind, Double Indemnity, Jezebel, All About Eve, Humoresque, High Sierra, The African Queen, Woman of the Year, Out of the Past, In A Lonely Place, Night of the Hunter, National Velvet, The Postman Always Rings Twice, Cape Fear, To Kill A Mockingbird, Cat People, Kiss Me Deadly, The Maltese Falcon, The Big Sleep, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Some Like It Hot, The Bettie Page Collection, Sabotage, Lifeboat, Vertigo, Psycho...& anything Hitchcock. Do The Right Thing, Napolean Dynamite, 50 First Dates, Fargo, The Man Who Wasn't There, A Simple Plan, Ruben & Ed, The Horse Whisperer, Caddyshack, The Wedding Singer, Animal House, American Graffiti, Reality Bites, Down By Law, The Princess & the Warrior, The Neverending Story, Wallace & Grommit, Duck Soup, Room Service, Copacabana, The Hitch-Hiker, On The Waterfront, Citizen Kane, Rebel Without A Cause, East of Eden, UHF, Kiss of the Spider Woman, 8 1/2, La Dolce Vita, White Heat, Gods & Monsters, The Long, Long Trailer, Wages of Fear, Sideways, Key Largo, I Know Where I'm Going, Groundhog Day, Schindler's List, Hairspray, House of Sand & Fog, The Notorious Bettie Page

Television:

South Park, old movies, cartoons, Cold Case files

Books:

William Trevor: Collected Stories. The Art of Film Noir, Symbolism, The Celts in Myth & Legend, Practical Skywatching, Leaning South, Evening, Sleep Watch, Transparence of the World, Not Made of Glass, The Body Language of Horses, NY Interiors at the Turn of the Century, Fitness, Performance & the Female Equestrian, Oregon Wildflowers, Dragonflies & Damselflies of the Willamette Valley, Rain City Review #5, All in All, Employment of the Apes, Zippy Stories, The Adventures of Tintin, The Wind Up Bird Chronicle, The Language of Sparrows...all pulp fiction

Heroes:

plodders, believers, dreamers, scrappers, other iconoclasts...

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RE: FRIEND REQUESTS/ PAGES SET TO "PRIVATE"

if your page is set to "PRIVATE" & you've sent a friend request, please send me a message telling me something about yourself....just an introduction.  i'm sorry, but i will not add peop...
Posted by Calypte on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:35:00 PST

please read this BEFORE sending a friend request

if you are only interested in "collecting" pretty faces to add to your 35,000 "friends," please don't send me a friend request....if more than 50% of your "friends" are porno sites, please don't send ...
Posted by Calypte on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST