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Guy Montag

Death comes by night.

About Me

I am a fireman. I burn books.

My Interests

Ignorance is bliss. Enlightenment is Punishment.

Music:

Yes please!!! I'm a trained musician, and am almost always listening to some sort of music. You want a list of what I like? Well, if you look over to your right, there is a semi-real-time list of my last played tracks....

Movies:

Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, Matrix, Office Space, Reefer Madness, Johnny Got His Gun, "Manos" The Hands of Fate

Television:

24, Prison Break, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Lost, The Office

Books:

Lord Of The Flies, Clockwork Orange, Fahrenheit 451, Phantom Tollbooth, Johnny Got His Gun, Lord Of The Rings

Heroes:

Captain Apathy

My Blog

Do you have anything to declare?

So, they are trying to make it more difficult to sell used CDs.  That just sucks.  Of course, I'm not the type to sell any of my CDs.  If I'm at a used CD store, I'm buying.  That'...
Posted by Guy Montag on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:28:00 PST

I think this would put a hole in my pocket

So, Canada has come out with a $1 million coin.  Take that, Austria!!
Posted by Guy Montag on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:24:00 PST

The new phone books are here!

So, this is the first part of a news article out on my company's intranet page today.... US Postal Service changes will cost youOn May 14, new postal rates (mostly increases) and new requirements (all...
Posted by Guy Montag on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:07:00 PST

Mickey's a perv

Some TV viewers in New Jersey got porn instead of the Disney Channel.  Serves 'em right for living in Jersey.......
Posted by Guy Montag on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:54:00 PST

It's a magical liopleurodon

I know there is at least 1 fan of The Office that reads my blog, so, um, here ya go.
Posted by Guy Montag on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:45:00 PST

Holy Modal Rounders, Batman!

Now, I've got an wide enough taste in music and a large enough CD/Tape/Vinyl collection to have seen some interesting band names, but while putting the "Real Music Box" into the Access database tonigh...
Posted by Guy Montag on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:41:00 PST

Awfully familiar

So, I'm sitting here surfing the internets and I've got iTunes playing (of course).  All of a sudden, as one song ended, I could have sworn that the same song started up again.  But it didn'...
Posted by Guy Montag on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:51:00 PST

Wow. Just, wow.

Ok, so NASA is working on plans for us to return to the moon.  It is part of the steps towards sending manned missions to Mars, I guess.  But they have this kickass (IMO, anyways) video hypi...
Posted by Guy Montag on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:07:00 PST

Cheezburger?

So, who doesn't love random pictures of cats with funny sayings on them?  No one I can think of.  So, without further delays, I point you to I Can Has Cheezburger And....enjoy....
Posted by Guy Montag on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:08:00 PST

WAAAAAALLLLLLLTTTTTT!!!!!!!

For all you fans of Lost (and even those who aren't), here is a synopsis of Michael's character from season 2..... Do you get the gist of it?  No?  Then smack that "play" button ...
Posted by Guy Montag on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:51:00 PST