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The Clonus Horror

About Me

You can learn all about my life by watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 Episode 811 -- Parts: The Clonus Horror

I have the finely tuned physique of a pro golfer.
I got a gold medal from the Longtime Companion Olympics.
I am an expert at putting out crotch fires.
I love it when a woman strokes my face and says: "Oh! You're ugly!"
I prefer a school that features a low gym-coach-to-clone ratio.
I like paper, mittens, and bugs.
The doctor once told me I was dull and lumpy on the outside AND the inside.
I love a nightly glass of cottage cheese.
I can trot for my life when needed.
I might be a friend of Dorothy, seeing as how I have this earring, which all the kids are wearing these days.
Once I swallowed my lips.
Sometimes I feel a stirring in my little clonus.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who can help me hem up my shorts. Someone who wants to share a quarter can of watery Old Milwaukee with me. And someone who has a key to the band room, because I left my flute in there!

My Blog

Someone emailed me

Someone emailed me (for real) to ask about my time at Castleton College. From: KellyDate: Nov 14, 2007 6:26 AM Subject:  Castleton College In resent weeks I have been contacting Cas...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:46:00 GMT

What's with all the SPAM

Life at the Clone Farm is keeping me pretty busy, so I haven't logged in to Myspace for awhile.I just did today, and sweet merciful crap I had a lot of spam.  Let's just say there are a LOT of ho...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 17:34:00 GMT

I feel so loved!

*sniff*Even though my lover Lena got a lobotomy and I'm stuck at this horrible clone farm, at least I have Myspace to look forward to.
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 00:48:00 GMT

Check it before you wreck it

If you have a lot of free time, a fun thing to do is to go on Youtube and search for MST3K videos.  People have put up all kinds of neat things, like news interviews with Mike Nelson, Joel doing ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 15:07:00 GMT

New Top 24

My new Top 24 is all MST3K characters.  Shit yeah!I have five or six Torgos on my friends list.  I'm going to invite ALL of them to my America party!
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 10:09:00 GMT

HELP ME

PLEASE HELP ME DOWN FROM THIS TREE
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 18:38:00 GMT

New Top 8

My sweet, sweet lover, Lena, is now on Myspace, so naturally she made my Top 8.But don't worry, George Walker is still my "long-time companion" (wink wink), so he didn't get bumped from the number one...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 16:21:00 GMT

Torgo and Eegah

You should join Torgo's new political party - the Torgocrats.Especially because they appointed me "Minister of Spare Parts".For a more hands-on approach to leadership... PLEASE CLICK HERE.
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 15:01:00 GMT

FUCK "THE ISLAND"

Seriously, fuck that lying movie.They completely misrepresented what it's like to live on a clone farm.  It's not supposed to be all future-y.  It's supposed to look like a community college...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 16:24:00 GMT

A little bit more about me, Richard the Clone

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Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 16:20:00 GMT