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Plecostomus

We keep the freshness locked in.

About Me

The Latest
Pleco is back in the studio, and we're cookin' up something special for ya'll... like, a new album! If you want more details, there will be none - yet.
We've been asked the following questions a lot, so we'd like to set the record straight: YES ladies, we will be playing shows again soon, so keep your panties on (for now)! NO gentlemen, we don't smoke pipe. YES ladies, Plecostomus is incredibly sexy. NO gentlemen, Jimmy and Matt do not fantasize about each other because they are so incredible sexy... they have the power to resist temptation.
Plecostomus - the NEW forbidden fruit!
Videos
Searching for that special someone? Try PlecoChat! It's where da' party at!
Pleco Jones knows how to work his "whip" to "whip" the Ladies.
Check out our music video for Wax My Ass from the album Society In General.
Watch Pleco's shitty performance of Anarchy Comics live at Club Roxbury in Omaha.
Band Bio
Like a prancing unicorn proudly waving its erect staff in the diamond-speckled, rainbow colored sky, Plecostomus radiates the shining beacon of light and hope penetrating the storm clouds of drab depression firmly affixed to the world's musical scrotus.
So, who is this two-man band extraordinaire that so many vibrant young minds of the seemingly non-lucrative persuasion turn to for a testicle-descendingly good time?
Plecostomus was formed in the fall of 2001 when a spermatozoa named Matt met an egg named Jimmy in the uterus known as Omaha, Nebraska. Upon their emergence into the melodic mediocrity of the day, Pleco decided to entertain the masses by writing songs about everyday observations with an inherent humor and reckless wit stemming from an overuse of recreational stimulants such as coffee and discount pancake breakfasts.
In the winter of 2003, following two years of around-the-clock recording and masturbation, Plecostomus released their debut album, the 30 track, 80 minute masterpiece Welcome to the Ple-ground. Pleco's song Conor received regular airplay on college radio across the country, and the critical acclaim and vast wealth generated by the success of the album fueled speculation of Pleco's involvement with illicit narcotics and organized crime.
Unfortunatley for Pleco, fame is a fucking whore. Following a brief stint as a member of the baroque supergroup known as "The Figs of Winter", Plecostomus lost it all by investing heavily high-yield junk bonds and Alf collectibles, and spent the next three years living in a dumpster behind the world-renowned Betty Ford Clinic.
But that was then...
With dingleberries currently flexed due to the success of their sophomore album Society in General, which features their second college radio hit Fat America, Plecostomus plans to practice once or twice in preparation for their next show, record a shit load of new music, and spend what little money they legally accrue from peddling their wares trying to impress people by informing them that Plecostomus sucks.
Visit Our Seldom Updated Official Website
WWW.PLECOSTOMUSIC.COM
Buy Our Shit
Buy our first album Welcome to the Ple-ground online! - CLICK HERE!
Buy our latest album Society In General online! - CLICK HERE!
Download our shit on iTunes if you dare! - CLICK HERE!
Reviews
"They kind of do suck, but they're also kind of totally awesome."
Molly O, last.fm Review
"I laughed so hard I tore my vas deferens."
Satan, Hell
"Plecostomus offers up a fairly creative blend of your best late-night drunken ramblings, bitch sessions, and sex on top of a hodge-podge of synthetic drum beats, piano chords, and guitar riffs."
Jessica Rial, UNOmaha Gateway
"Plecostomus is the new amendment that makes it legal for my cock to be rocked!"
Sandra Day O'Connor, Former Supreme Court Justice
"It's what would happen if Monty Python were to meet up with David Lynch in a seedy truckstop bathroom for some hot gloryhole sex!"
Homo, The Flying J
"The gun was in my mouth, and your music saved me."
Kurt Cobain, Nirvana
"Holy shit... I got offended, horny, and wanted to kill, but somehow ended up in a state of zen... I WANT MORE!"
dralithi, CD Baby.com Review
"I put your CD in my car stereo and I ended up flipping my Acura six times. Fuck you guys for being so goddamn funny."
John Doe, Deceased
"Plecostomus is better than a ripe cucumber."
Paris Hilton, Slut
Plecostomus on Project Playlist
You can now pork your lover while listenting to Plecostomus on Project Playlist. For instructions on how to properly pork your lover, consult our blog.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/8/2005
Band Website: plecostomusic.com
Band Members: Matthias and Jimmothy
Influences: Your mom
Sounds Like: Beethoven, Menudo, They Might Be Giants, Timothy Leary, James Monroe, Tubgirl, Erasure, Bjork, DeBarge, Fantomas, Money, The Pixies, The Presidents of the United States of America, Count Duckula, Devo, Beastie Boys, The Executive Branch of the U.S. Government, Lazytown, R.L. Burnside, Mindless Self Indulgence, Barry Manilow, Daft Punk, NIN, David Bowie, Weezer, LCD Soundsystem, Warren G., Beck, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Exit 57, TISM, Rush, The Legend of Zelda, Burt Bacharach, Prostate Cancer, Peter Gabriel, public toilets, Backstreet Boys, Peaches, The Stars, Ichi the Killer, Garvis, The Locust, Mortiis, Golden Axe, Outkast, C.H.U.D., Kate Bush, Stereolab, Jens Lekman, Esquivel, !!!, Boo Berry Cereal, Hunter S. Thompson, Bob Ross, The Wrens, Peaches, Aphex Twin, Sugar, K-os, Built To Spill, Borat, Teddy Bears, Mr. Bungle, Dandy Warhols, The Stars, Pete Shelly, Manic Street Preachers, Sufjan Stevens, The Bible, Splaterhouse, Nightwish, Spinal Tap, Modest Mouse, Danny Elfman, Antony and the Johnsons, Floetry, Apples In Stereo, Pulp, The Smiths, The Gossip, Pete and Pete, Busta Rhymes, Electric Six, Barton Fink, The Mr. T Experience, Smeagol, Richard Cheese, The Newsboys, Queen, Frank Black, A.C. Newman, Peeping Tom, Blur, The Coen Brothers, Bad Religion, Rocmoninoff, Bubble Tea, Guitar Wolf, Oasis, Voltaire, Dinosaur Jr., Bratmobile, Elton John, John Wayne, Pnuma Trio, Wayne Newton, Suede Turbografx-16, Sir Issac Newton, The Arcade Fire, Clinic, The White Stripes, Konami, In Flames, Sparks, 311, Chunka Luv, John Hiatt, Sandi Patty, Dim Sum, Ted Leo + Pharmacists, Silk the Shocker, Cyborgs, The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, Bob Ross, The Blood Brothers, Tom Petty, Tegan and Sara, Skinny Puppy, My Life With the Thrill Kill Cult, The Magnetic Feilds, Cilantro, Peeping Tom, HIM, The Shawshank Redemption, Jay-Z, The New Pornographers, Primus, Lutefisk, Ken Stringfellow, Imogen Heap, Pavement, Xiu Xiu, Deerhoof, Fats Domino, You Can't Do That On Television, Nirvana, Ted Nugent, The Boredoms, N.A.S.A., Pink Floyd, Ben Folds Five, Riki-Oh, Backstreet Boys, The Strokes, Billy Joel, Cocaine, Amiee Mann, The Smashing Pumpkins, Buckethead, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Tits, Gummy Bears, The Dead Milkmen, Kanye West, Leonard Cohen, The Sex Pistols, Dog Fashion Disco, Goldfrapp, The Rentals, Sin City, Regina Spektor, The Aquabats, Blonde Redhead, Chainsaw Kittens, Bea Arthur, Bea Arthur's vagina, Hüsker Dü, Les Claypool, The New York Dolls, Philip Glass, The Proclaimers, HP Lovaecraft, L7, The Flaming Lips, Parliament Funkadelic, The Cranberries, Capcom, Kurt Vonnegut, Phil Collins, Government Mule, Pop Will Eat Itself, Mazzy Star, Milli Vanilli, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, The Beatles, Radiohead, The Spent Poets, Weed, Reo Speedwagon, Albert Camus, Sluts who put out, The Deftones, Eddie Izzard, Cake, The Blood Brothers, Nails across a chalkboard, Guided By Voices, Sushi, The Streets, Shiny Toy Guns, Guns N' Roses, Guns, Tiny Tim, Belle and Sebastian, Weird Al Yankovic, Dizzee Rascal, WAR, Polaris, Galactic, Simon & Garfunkel, M83, Puffy Ami Umi, Kafka, The Wuzzles, 50 Cent, MU, New Order, Cibo Matto, Petra, Sleater-Kinney, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, Dungeons and Dragons, Saint Etienne, Sting, Jay-Jay Johanson, System of A Down, The Rolling Stones, The Breeders, Sublime, The Violent Femmes, the Descendents, The Stone Roses, Furious George, Kidney Stones, Those Hot Goth Vampire Bitches, David Sedaris, Elvis, TATU, The Queers, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Delta Nove, Black Dice, The Withdrawal Method, The Flavor Savers, Cult of Luna, Clit of Lena, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, The Mars Volta, Ice Cream, Herman's Head, Prince, NKOTB, Bob Dylan, Pet Shop Boys, J.T.H.M., Vacant Lot, The Black Crowes, Freezepop, Propaghandi, Chinese Food, Sheila E, Joy Division, Kaiser Chiefs, Herb Albert & the Tijuana Brass, Bukkake, The Stooges, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Clash, Insane Clown Posse, The Price is Right, ABBA, Thespians who think they are going to "Make It" someday, Milo and Otis, Eels, Miso Soup, Queensryche, Mr. Show, Cheap Trick, New Order, TOOL, Aimee Mann, Ugly Duckling, Monty Python, Boris the Sprinkler, Enon, BIS, Mike Tyson's Punch Out, At the Drive-In, Creed, Tomb Raider, Right Said Fred, The State, My Bloody Valentine, 24 Hour Fitness, Tristania, Chicago, Boston, Asia, Europe, Nile, The city of East St. Louis, Senead O'Connor, Ween, U2, Smirnoff Ice Triple Black, Frank Sinatra, and Plecostomus to name a select few...
Record Label: Squish Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

PlecoChat - Vol. 2

Only the penitent woman will pass...I am a male seeking a female for adventure and casual sex. My hobbies include ark hunting, stone collecting, grail robbing, and using my lengthy "whip" to "whip" th...
Posted by Plecostomus on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:10:00 PST

PlecoChat - Vol. 1

Listen Up Lovers!!!Are you searching for that special someone??? Are you fed up with all those other shitty dating services that just leave you with an unquenchable case of the blueball??? Well my fri...
Posted by Plecostomus on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:08:00 PST

My day so far:

I woke up about three hours earlier than I should have today because I had to take a shit. When I reached down to wipe my ass I got some of the crap on my fingers; I had to wash my hands with boiling ...
Posted by Plecostomus on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:43:00 PST

MySpace’s technical group.

I was trying to beat my sausage to a hot chick's myspace pictures and I got the following message:Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group. ...
Posted by Plecostomus on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:49:00 PST

The Pale Green Horse:

Dearest Friends, I just heard something absolutely Terrifying on Fox News. I want you all to take a few deep breaths before reading any further because what you are about to read is going to rattle...
Posted by Plecostomus on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:08:00 PST

American Dream Quiz:

Hi Gang!This quiz is great fun for the whole family!The - which American Dream are you? - MEGA QUIZ:American Dream 1: Wife/Husband, Two Kids, 9-5 Job, White Picket fence, Mow the lawn on Saturdays and...
Posted by Plecostomus on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:25:00 PST

My Christmas Loot!

Dear Fellow Consumers,Please allow me a moment to vent:For Christmas this year I received many wonderful gifts (Expensive Electronics = Wonderful!!!), but I also got a ton of crap that I never wa...
Posted by Plecostomus on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 10:58:00 PST

Seasons Greetings from Pleco!

Christmas is upon us, and tis the season for joyful stories:I was at Target yesterday and I ended up punching some guy in the chest when he tried to snag the last Tickle Me Hannah Montana doll. I felt...
Posted by Plecostomus on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 10:02:00 PST

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

This is the one day of the year when you don't have to feel guilty eating until you are sick to the stomach. I love this holiday! I love turkey and that yummy gravy made out of turkey guts. It is all ...
Posted by Plecostomus on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:31:00 PST

PLECO @ SOKOL ON WEDNESDAY!!!

Plecostomus is going to rock the fucking rafters off the Sokol Auditorium on Wednesday!!! We play at 7:00pm. Your genitals swell at 7:01pm.Buy your tickets at Homer's for 89.7 The River's 3rd Annual L...
Posted by Plecostomus on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:00:00 PST