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Rollie

The past is gone but something might be found to take its place.

About Me

I'm not easily impressed. Good luck.

These are pictures. They aren't really about me unless you are good at reading between the lines. Or looking at pictures between the lines at least.

My Interests

Looking around. Whistling. Cracking gum. Clearing my throat. Adjusting.

I'd like to meet:

The Man Who Met Andy Griffith - The Lady of The Lake - The Boy Who Could Fly - The Girl Next Door - Somebody to Love - Somebody To Shove - The One That Didn't Get Away - Desmond and Molly Jones - Postmodern Vampires - Mercedes Lane

Does Your Personality Take a Pretty Picture? (from The Omega Happening)
"You are Teddy"
You can see your personality photo and more neat ones hanging in The Omega Happening Gallery. You can submit your own work if you want (and why don't you?). And if you want more, there are also very hip t-shirts with designs based on the photos on them. What more could you want?
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Music:

TV Themes, Jingles, Math Metal, Fast songs, Slow Songs, Pretty Songs, Screaming, Harmony, Dynamics, Electric Guitar, Time Changes, Vibraphones. I especially like when the first word in a song is "And..."

This song:

Movies:

Anything absurdist, dark, disturbing, with poetic dialogue and at least one nude scene. Talking animals are cool too. Documentaries are better.

Television:

Sealab 2021, Wondershowzen, the Sopranos, Beavis and Butthead, The Tom Green Show, and Adam-12. Nothing about hospitals, lawyers, or teenagers. It doesn't matter anyway, because we got rid of our cable boxes.

Books:

I only read books about bands or supermodels, or what bands do to supermodels.

These are better than your so-called "books":

Mark Prindle's Record Reviews
Urban Dictionary
You're The Man Now, Dog
Wikipedia
Encyclopedia Dramatica
Tom The Dancing Bug
The Omega Happening

Heroes:

Ben Franklin, Mark Twain, Charles Darwin, James Randi, Penn and Teller. And obviously Detective John McClane.

Scary Spice's DETAILS

Status: Single and Stupid
Here for: Girl Droids
Orientation: Strange
Hometown: Bayville, NJ
Body Type: Troll
Blood Type: O+
Personality Type: Elusive
AIM name: Eluste
Religion: Bad
Sign: Going out of business
Smoke / Drink: No Way/Way
Children: I am a children
Occupation: Jerk of the World
Input: Need more input.

My Blog

new pictures in my picasa

you can go find them
Posted by Rollie on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:03:00 PST

I love when people call the Diamondbacks D-Backs

because it sounds like D-Bags. If my life consisted of a neverending stream of people almost saying "Douchebags" on the news, I would probably be the happiest motherfucker East of the Mississip. Inste...
Posted by Rollie on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:30:00 PST

Guess whats not funny?

Robot Chicken. Could've been good but instead it sucked. Like Family Guy, only that couldn't have been good in the first place. Sorry, but what Rollie says goes. I'm probably going to send this shit b...
Posted by Rollie on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:21:00 PST

you fucking prudes

I finally saw Zoo. Alone, as usual. It was not even slightly graphic. In fact, the cinematography was so beautifully shot and edited that I'm giving it 4 hooves up. There's a matched cut towards ...
Posted by Rollie on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 08:22:00 PST

And just in case anyone’s missed this gem:

I've recently become a muse: "Rollie Hatch"by Colin McShane To write people off really doesn't mean shit- you're no longer part of my life just deal with it. We could have been something, we had somet...
Posted by Rollie on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:13:00 PST

MIGHT AS WELL DO THIS SHIT TOO WHILE I’M HERE

I've been off the 'space for 3 full weeks. Been growing a beard and chewing bubble gum. I'll never run out of bubble gum, but I am getting sick of the beard. Not sure if it's making it to this weekend...
Posted by Rollie on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:41:00 PST

Bye-Space, or Where to find me for the next couple months.

I just saw an incredible commercial. It was for All-Bran. A no-nonsense construction guy is touring his job site telling us about his problems with regularity and how he decided to take the All-Bran 1...
Posted by Rollie on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:32:00 PST

Special thanks to "DOUG"

for letting me steal his wireless connection. I'm sitting on the steps right now in a wife beater and barefeet, drinking a new flavor Gatorade and making a car payment. I have 14 minutes left of batte...
Posted by Rollie on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:00:00 PST

Another chapter in the guide to annoying the fuck out of me

To: Hatch, Rollie C.Subject: Cabinet SpaceThis message was sent with High importance Hi Rollie, I've counted, 9 cabinets. If there are no takers I'm taking. Here is a perfect example. T___ gave up (2)...
Posted by Rollie on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:48:00 PST

Subject (max 95 characters) Category: none Body:

The Myspace days are numbered and dwindling and my contingency plan has not been set. Fight or Flight? Fuck or Fight? Might is Right, Diet Rite. Eight Sausage is Enough Roughage. Drinking two RC'...
Posted by Rollie on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:19:00 PST