Toy Story 3? |
As much as the media machine keeps hyping this Beowulf movie as the next big thing , I can't get over how it just looks like a bunch of toys fighting each other.
Posted by KIRK on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:30:00 PST |
A dumb random thought for your consideration |
I thought of a really dumb question to ponder.
If the following book title existed, how would it be sorted alphabetically?
The: A Word
Would it be left as is, or changed to one of the fol...
Posted by KIRK on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:34:00 PST |
Skull Monkey photo section |
I made a photo section dedicated entirely to the loveable Skull Monkey. Just because he does not have a face, do not fear him. He is actually quite a nice fellow. If you give him a b...
Posted by KIRK on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:54:00 PST |
Night stuff |
I was having a dream last night with a bunch of weird stuff in it. It was like an alternate world, and I was taking a subway train somewhere. The subway stations were really big and wide a...
Posted by KIRK on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:40:00 PST |
AMANDA BYNES IS SO BUTT-UGLY! |
Her face is all over Myspace these days, and it makes me want to throw up whenever I see it. Why is she a star? Sorry to sound so shallow, but Jesus. I don't shove my face in her face whenever she'...
Posted by KIRK on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST |
Choose Your Dumb Adventure - Part 14 |
Alan says, "You say... 'I ain't afraid of no Ghosts!' and then start singing the Ghostbuster's theme."
So be it.
You approach the ghost and say "I ain't afraid of no Ghosts!"&nbs...
Posted by KIRK on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:42:00 PST |
Choose Your Dumb Adventure - Part 13 |
Wally Says, "Stick your dick through the little monster's head. Get off the ground. What's with the zombies? I go to forest and fuck a zombie in back."
Here goes nothin':
There is no little monster an...
Posted by KIRK on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:28:00 PST |
Choose Your Dumb Adventure - Part 12 |
Sara says, "I want to hold up my photograph of Rip Taylor, but because I have no arms I'm reduced to gesturing toward it frantically. (This is my attempt to ward off the dead guys -- the photo saved m...
Posted by KIRK on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:44:00 PST |
Choose Your Dumb Adventure - Part 11 |
Gio says, "I take a big branch on the floor and bash their heads in!"
Let's roll!
Still holding the sickle in your mouth, you look around the yard for a big branch. You se...
Posted by KIRK on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:00:00 PST |
Choose Your Dumb Adventure - Part 10 |
Alan says, "First, I'd take the handle of the sickle in my mouth so as I may carry it with me. Then, I walk over to the the tombstones, read the inscriptions of each one, and then take a pee on the on...
Posted by KIRK on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:21:00 PST |
