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dirty snowflake

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About Me

I am an iron butterfly. I am more than meets the eye. It is entirely possible that I am a robot in disguise.....I am fluent in bitch and twelve steps away from being a serial killer. Who wants a spoonful?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Truth be told I'm not looking for much just some small piece of hope I can hold with both hands that won't scorch me in its passing. Or a hockey monkey naked on a choke-chain. hah hah hah. I'm joking. Really. I'm not. Or Jessica Alba slathered with cinnamon-butter on a black leather couch. Really. I'm serious, or alternatively I would accept tanned Aussie special forces men who could teach me some frickin' manners. B'cuz truth be told I NEED my ass kicked on a regular basis, preferably by professionals. MMMMMMMmmm, yummy! (shhhhhhh it's a secret but it's just possible that all I really want is my own true heart's desire)Wearers of the ever hated Man-Sandals and Passive/Aggressive Whiners NEED NOT APPLY!

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My Blog

This Princess Has Been Rated PG for Pregnancy

After months of silence, finally, I has blogged again! Everyone's been asking me what the deal is with my pregnancy. What's the story behind it all? The answers you all seek are revealed over at Beaut...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:23:00 GMT

Shitting Rainbows and Crapping Stars to Put In Your Eyes

Do you know what the most romantic moment in television ever was? I bet you don't. I bet you don't have a clue, but the power of Roy Dupuis' French-Canadian spymullet compels you to find out. Behold t...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:05:00 GMT

He walks away a 1,000 times

My tears dry on their own. I let the crack-addled magic of both Amy Winehouse and the healing glory that is Voltron sketch out the tracks of my tears. Lay your hand on my cheek in solidarity and see o...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 23:01:00 GMT

If Hitler planned Burning Man...


Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 19:55:00 GMT

Nocturnal Transmissions and Emissions

Rollie went nuts yesterday and made Nintendo Tats for Geek Girls. Also, an offer of free tattoo design to one lovely and lucky lady happened in the blawg comments yesterday. Ladies *if* you like unico...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:54:00 GMT

5 Days a Week

Rollie and I experimenting with this new-fangled concept called posting new content every day on the blog. But just 5 out of 7 days! It's more like a business week. Maybe I'll go for the gold and post...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 09:15:00 GMT

If loving Twitter is wrong...I dont want to be right.

Twitter in the news again. Twitter broke the news of the earthquake in China before any conventional news services. Twitter has also been useful for earthquake coverage before and often breaks stories...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:46:00 GMT

Stinko de Mayo comes but once a year...

High-five the party bug and let us go on a quick jaunt that ends in Mime-town via Jose Cuervo Lane.
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 19:19:00 GMT

Hot Centaur Action (all pics)

For all you people who are too ADHD to read my wordy ass, I present to you Hot Centaur Action Wednesday; stroke the virile specimen of horseflesh before your eyes right now for a free pass to all the ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:42:00 GMT

Vh1 does feminism a solid

Come with me to explore a world wherein Vh1 and Rock of Love2 are actually *choke* putting out a positive message for the women of today. I know, I know. I can barely force the words out, but it's tru...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:52:00 GMT