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Börgess Meredith

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About Me


I've been on TV before.
Recently, I've been living in the center of an echo, where everything occurs again and again instantaneously. By that I mean I'm inside of a mirror, facing myself, but with everything behind me still in present tense. My hypothesis developed when I realized that I've heard all of this before, each and every single word I just heard is an echo from someone in my past. It's not a de ja vu, it's a pocket of time that you get to re-visit. Not just mentally, but physically. I heard something that was, viciously, verbalized verbatim. I skipped back six years to Main St., Massachusetts, sitting on my bed, holding my heavy head with my hands, that same bottomless stomach feeling, as though your very existence got sucked out as each word continued coming in. There I was, same words, same feeling, different time, state, person, residence, YIKES!
ECHO!
ECHO!
ECHO!
I've played this game already. Bite and spite your tongue, you can save your words. Nothing you say or do is new, it's all been done before. Your reaction, no matter what it may be, is one I've heard to this hypothesis already. Have a good time trying to make me believe otherwise.
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."
-H.P. Lovecraft
"It's cool to get the feelin' that you have gone through it without assistance
Just leave one hand against the wall and you can lead yourself out of the labyrinth."
-David Yow
"Be respected as being new, and probably a decent change or a help for the human race or whatever, instead of keep carrying the same old burdens around with you."
-Jimi Hendrix
I want to be Cobra Commader on a day off.

My Interests

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Boston Red Sox--New England Patriots--Boston Celtics--writing--the written word in general--playing and performing music--portmanteaus--annunciation--not selling pro audio equipment--tending bars--meeting new people--movie makin'--movin' and shakin'--day dreaming--long, hot showers--singing in the shower--sleeping in--sleeping with the window open when it's PSUEDO - WINTER--family--watching basbeall all day and all night--being at a ballgame with a beer and a hot dog--watching football all day and all night--getting drunk--getting fucking shmammered--margaritas--examining, analyzing, deeply reading in to, considering and contemplating the significance of nearly every thought I have or situation I experience--hoodies--safety orange track jackets, or ones with llamas on them--the color orange in general-- oranges --finding money--making people laugh--air drumming--paintball--scaring strangers on the subway--coffee--thunderstorms--cracking myself up--watching the show inside my head--adventures--kicking bags of trash while intoxicated--causing scenes--being obnoxious--being the one person someone remembers after a healthy night of intoxication (whether I'm serving them or drinking along with them)--hating Tim McCarver and Michael Kay--finding a better deal on television services--discussing sports and opinions thereof in any capacity--kicking ass in general

I'd like to meet:

Neil Fallon, Captain Boomer, Troy Sanders, Dr. Zaius, Bill Murray, true evil.

Music:

The names in orange are projects I've either created or contributed to:
!!! / ? & The Mysterians / 311 / A Life Once Lost / A Perfect Circle / A Tribe Called Quest / Accept / Admiral Snackbar / Adventures in Stereo / Aesop Rock / The Afghan Wigs / Agnostic Front / Alice In Chains / The Allman Brothers Band / America / American Heritage / Amon Amarth / Anal Cunt / The Animals / Anthrax / As I Lay Dying / Avail / Bad Brains / Bad Religion / The Band / Barkmarket / Baroness / Barret Strong / Battles / The Beach Boys / The Beatles / Beatnuts / Big Black / Big Business / Bill Withers / Biohazard / The Black Crowes / Blue Öyster Cult / Blues Traveler / Bobby Darin / Boris / Botch / Bruce Hornsby / Brujeria / Burl Ives / Butthole Surfers / The Byrds / CAN / The Cardigans / Carl Stalling / The Cardigans / The Cars / Cat Stevens / Cave In / Cephalic Carnage / Chad & Jeremy / Charles Mingus / CKY / The Clash / Clutch / Coalesce / Codeseven / Comets On Fire / Company Flow / Creation / Creedence Clearwater Revival / Dangermouse / Dave Brubeck / David Bowie / David Byrne / David Grubbs / De La Soul / Deep Purple / Deftones / Depeche Mode / Desert Sessions / Devo / Dillinger Escape Plan / DJ Shadow / DM3 / Don Caballero / Down / Dr. Octagon / Dragonforce / Dropkick Murphys / Ducky Boys / Dwarves / Edwin Starr / The Electric Prunes / Elmer Bernstein / Elvis Costello / Ensign / Entombed / Estradasphere / The Evens / Every Time I Die / The Faces / Failure / Faith No More / Fantomas / Far / Feelds / fIREHOSE / Fishbone / The Flying Luttenbachers / Foo Fighters / The Forms / The Four Tops / Foxy Shazam / Frank Black / Frank Sinatra / Frank Zappa / The Fraternity of Man / Fu Manchu / Fucking Am / Fucking Champs / Fugazi / G25 / Gang of Four / Gang Starr / Genesis / The Gersch / Ghostigital / Goatwhore / Grand Funk Railroad / Guttermouth / The Handsome / Heart / Harpy / Helmet / Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass / Hermano / High On Fire / Holy Modal Rounders / Huey "Piano" Smith / Huey Lewis & The News / Impasse / Incubus / Infectious Grooves / Intronaut / Iron Maiden / ISIS / Isley Brothers / Jane's Addiction / The Jesus Lizard / Jim O'Rourke / Jimi Hendrix / Joe Cocker / John Coltrane / John Lennon / John McEntire / Johnny Cash / Johnny Nash / Jon Spencer Blues Explosion / Julio Iglesias / Keelhaul / Kids Of Widney High / KILBACCA / Kyuss / The Kinks / Kool Keith / Kraftwerk / Kyuss / Lair of the Minotaur / Lake Trout / Led Zeppelin / Leeway / Lightning Bolt / Living Colour / Los Straitjackets / Louis Armstrong / Ludacris / LYNX / Man Or Astro Man? / Mark Lanegan Band / Mark Mothersbaugh / Martha and the Vendellas / Marvin Gaye / Mastodon / MAYOR MEIGHNOT ADMINISTRATION / Me First & The Gimme Gimmies / Megadeth / Melt Banana / Melvins / Mick Smiley / Mighty Mighty Bosstones / Mike Patton / Miles Davis / The Miracles / Mission Of Burma / MISTAKEN EGGZ / Mogwai / Mondo Generator / Thurston Moore / Morphine / Mos Def / Moshpit / Motörhead / Mr. Bungle / Mr. Scruff / Murder By Death / Nirvana / NOFX / Oneida / One Line Drawing / Ono Tetsu / Operation Ivy / Opeth / Orange Goblin / Otis Redding / Oxes / Pantera / Pearl Jam / Peeping Tom / Pelican / Peter Gammons / Phil Collins / Planes Mistaken For Stars / PLOWING MUD FOREVER / Porcupine Tree / Powerman 5000 / Primus / Probot / Procol Harum / Prong / Public Enemy / Queens Of The Stone Age / Qui / Quicksand / Radiohead / Random Acts of Violence / Ray Charles / Red Hot Chili Peppers / The Reverend Horton Heat / REVEREND RADD / Rob Kleiner / Rocket From The Crypt / Roger McGuinn / Rollins Band / The Roots / Roots Manuva / Rush / Satellite MARK / Scissorfight / The Sea And Cake / Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her / Season To Risk / Secret Chiefs 3 / Sepultura / Shadows Fall / Shat / Shellac / The Ships / Short Hair Front / Shorty Long / Skeleton Key / Slayer / Smokey Robinson / Soundgarden / Spoon / Sportsguitar / Stan Ridgway / The Standells / Steppenwolf / Stevie Ray Vaughan / Stevie Wonder / Stone Temple Pilots / T. Rex / The Supremes / The Sword / Talking Heads / Tea Break / Tears For Fears / Temple Of The Dog / The Temptations / Tenacious D / Thelonious Monk / Thin Lizzy / Today Is The Day / Tom Waits / Tomahawk / TOOL / Tortoise / TOTO / Trans Am / Transchamps / Tricky / Tub Ring / Turbonegro / Unit 4+2 / Van Halen / Vic Thrill / Vince Guaraldi / Vytear / Warlock Pinchers / Ween / Weezer / Wesley Willis / The Who / Willie Nelson / Yves Montand / Zoot Sims

Movies:

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch
how we do things downtown."

"What's the matter, Damien?
It's just a church."

"Come and get it,
you undead sack of shit."

"C'mon Hobbs, knock the cover off the ball!"

"On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy."
"Is he crazy, skipper? No, just enthusiastic."

Television:



Books:

"The Farce and The Duck" by Yo Das Enschitt

Heroes:

My Pops (picture circa 1973)

My Blog

On Mondays, everybody gets legal

The best part of being able to remember all of this is that I'll never forget it. Much like the happiness my father undoubtedly experienced on the day he safely returned to his home in Bethesda, Maryl...
Posted by Börgess Meredith on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:34:00 PST

Last night turned to knife fight

I suppose that I've been a bit too dramatic as of late, for which I apologize to all appropriate parties and participants. I meant only to entertain, not to embarrass. Regardless of the intent, I once...
Posted by Börgess Meredith on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:25:00 PST

Its not often you find the worm before you open the bottle

First, the subject listed prior may be deceiving. I'm not actually drinking right now. Well, actually, that's misleading as well. I'm not actually drinking alcohol, just water right now. I feel I shou...
Posted by Börgess Meredith on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 09:31:00 PST

Scalping things

I've returned from the blograveyard to sprinkle some magical knowledge dust on your pixelated portals, should you choose to read this. My advice is simple, uncomplicated, and lacks any gray area....
Posted by Börgess Meredith on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 03:51:00 PST

Big day blog

There's a lot of things to discuss here within a matter of moments, so this may be scattered, atrocious and generally similar to the evisceration of a tiger shark. I first need to address the mat...
Posted by Börgess Meredith on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:14:00 PST

Bud does the right thing

A lot has to be said about Barry Bonds. The man can hit for power, for average, and has always been one of the leaders in on base percentage. He leads the league and or majors in walks nearly every ye...
Posted by Börgess Meredith on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 06:19:00 PST

Steve Albini invades Ryan's skull

This is a little weird...I came home tonight and, like most nights, set iTunes on shuffle and let her fly. I swear Apple knows my mindset every time, too. As Huey Lewis and The News' "Back In Time" ca...
Posted by Börgess Meredith on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:53:00 PST

Further more!

iTunes plays g25's "Eyelids" follwed by "Thin Arms" by Vytear, the guitarist from g25. Fucking pretarded, preplanned and predestined and preshit.iTunes knows who iAm!
Posted by Börgess Meredith on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:15:00 PST

Bring these on, bring these all on.

Finding a second jobPlowing Mud Forever live show as a four pieceLive improv in Jersey CityPlaying Billy's open mic nightTrip to MA in AugustTrip to MA in SeptemberTrip to Ithaca in SeptemberRecord an...
Posted by Börgess Meredith on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 05:36:00 PST

Style Guide update, whatever.

10 films were shown last night. 2 were not. Style Guide was one of the two. Apparently, the disc that worked at the first screening mysteriously didn't work at last night's screening. That's why our m...
Posted by Börgess Meredith on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:02:00 PST