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Boston Red Sox--New England Patriots--Boston Celtics--writing--the written word in general--playing and performing music--portmanteaus--annunciation--not selling pro audio equipment--tending bars--meeting new people--movie makin'--movin' and shakin'--day dreaming--long, hot showers--singing in the shower--sleeping in--sleeping with the window open when it's PSUEDO - WINTER--family--watching basbeall all day and all night--being at a ballgame with a beer and a hot dog--watching football all day and all night--getting drunk--getting fucking shmammered--margaritas--examining, analyzing, deeply reading in to, considering and contemplating the significance of nearly every thought I have or situation I experience--hoodies--safety orange track jackets, or ones with llamas on them--the color orange in general-- oranges --finding money--making people laugh--air drumming--paintball--scaring strangers on the subway--coffee--thunderstorms--cracking myself up--watching the show inside my head--adventures--kicking bags of trash while intoxicated--causing scenes--being obnoxious--being the one person someone remembers after a healthy night of intoxication (whether I'm serving them or drinking along with them)--hating Tim McCarver and Michael Kay--finding a better deal on television services--discussing sports and opinions thereof in any capacity--kicking ass in general
Neil Fallon, Captain Boomer, Troy Sanders, Dr. Zaius, Bill Murray, true evil.
The names in orange are projects I've either created or contributed to:
!!! / ? & The Mysterians / 311 / A Life Once Lost / A Perfect Circle / A Tribe Called Quest / Accept / Admiral Snackbar / Adventures in Stereo / Aesop Rock / The Afghan Wigs / Agnostic Front / Alice In Chains / The Allman Brothers Band / America / American Heritage / Amon Amarth / Anal Cunt / The Animals / Anthrax / As I Lay Dying / Avail / Bad Brains / Bad Religion / The Band / Barkmarket / Baroness / Barret Strong / Battles / The Beach Boys / The Beatles / Beatnuts / Big Black / Big Business / Bill Withers / Biohazard / The Black Crowes / Blue Öyster Cult / Blues Traveler / Bobby Darin / Boris / Botch / Bruce Hornsby / Brujeria / Burl Ives / Butthole Surfers / The Byrds / CAN / The Cardigans / Carl Stalling / The Cardigans / The Cars / Cat Stevens / Cave In / Cephalic Carnage / Chad & Jeremy / Charles Mingus / CKY / The Clash / Clutch / Coalesce / Codeseven / Comets On Fire / Company Flow / Creation / Creedence Clearwater Revival / Dangermouse / Dave Brubeck / David Bowie / David Byrne / David Grubbs / De La Soul / Deep Purple / Deftones / Depeche Mode / Desert Sessions / Devo / Dillinger Escape Plan / DJ Shadow / DM3 / Don Caballero / Down / Dr. Octagon / Dragonforce / Dropkick Murphys / Ducky Boys / Dwarves / Edwin Starr / The Electric Prunes / Elmer Bernstein / Elvis Costello / Ensign / Entombed / Estradasphere / The Evens / Every Time I Die / The Faces / Failure / Faith No More / Fantomas / Far / Feelds / fIREHOSE / Fishbone / The Flying Luttenbachers / Foo Fighters / The Forms / The Four Tops / Foxy Shazam / Frank Black / Frank Sinatra / Frank Zappa / The Fraternity of Man / Fu Manchu / Fucking Am / Fucking Champs / Fugazi / G25 / Gang of Four / Gang Starr / Genesis / The Gersch / Ghostigital / Goatwhore / Grand Funk Railroad / Guttermouth / The Handsome / Heart / Harpy / Helmet / Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass / Hermano / High On Fire / Holy Modal Rounders / Huey "Piano" Smith / Huey Lewis & The News / Impasse / Incubus / Infectious Grooves / Intronaut / Iron Maiden / ISIS / Isley Brothers / Jane's Addiction / The Jesus Lizard / Jim O'Rourke / Jimi Hendrix / Joe Cocker / John Coltrane / John Lennon / John McEntire / Johnny Cash / Johnny Nash / Jon Spencer Blues Explosion / Julio Iglesias / Keelhaul / Kids Of Widney High / KILBACCA / Kyuss / The Kinks / Kool Keith / Kraftwerk / Kyuss / Lair of the Minotaur / Lake Trout / Led Zeppelin / Leeway / Lightning Bolt / Living Colour / Los Straitjackets / Louis Armstrong / Ludacris / LYNX / Man Or Astro Man? / Mark Lanegan Band / Mark Mothersbaugh / Martha and the Vendellas / Marvin Gaye / Mastodon / MAYOR MEIGHNOT ADMINISTRATION / Me First & The Gimme Gimmies / Megadeth / Melt Banana / Melvins / Mick Smiley / Mighty Mighty Bosstones / Mike Patton / Miles Davis / The Miracles / Mission Of Burma / MISTAKEN EGGZ / Mogwai / Mondo Generator / Thurston Moore / Morphine / Mos Def / Moshpit / Motörhead / Mr. Bungle / Mr. Scruff / Murder By Death / Nirvana / NOFX / Oneida / One Line Drawing / Ono Tetsu / Operation Ivy / Opeth / Orange Goblin / Otis Redding / Oxes / Pantera / Pearl Jam / Peeping Tom / Pelican / Peter Gammons / Phil Collins / Planes Mistaken For Stars / PLOWING MUD FOREVER / Porcupine Tree / Powerman 5000 / Primus / Probot / Procol Harum / Prong / Public Enemy / Queens Of The Stone Age / Qui / Quicksand / Radiohead / Random Acts of Violence / Ray Charles / Red Hot Chili Peppers / The Reverend Horton Heat / REVEREND RADD / Rob Kleiner / Rocket From The Crypt / Roger McGuinn / Rollins Band / The Roots / Roots Manuva / Rush / Satellite MARK / Scissorfight / The Sea And Cake / Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her / Season To Risk / Secret Chiefs 3 / Sepultura / Shadows Fall / Shat / Shellac / The Ships / Short Hair Front / Shorty Long / Skeleton Key / Slayer / Smokey Robinson / Soundgarden / Spoon / Sportsguitar / Stan Ridgway / The Standells / Steppenwolf / Stevie Ray Vaughan / Stevie Wonder / Stone Temple Pilots / T. Rex / The Supremes / The Sword / Talking Heads / Tea Break / Tears For Fears / Temple Of The Dog / The Temptations / Tenacious D / Thelonious Monk / Thin Lizzy / Today Is The Day / Tom Waits / Tomahawk / TOOL / Tortoise / TOTO / Trans Am / Transchamps / Tricky / Tub Ring / Turbonegro / Unit 4+2 / Van Halen / Vic Thrill / Vince Guaraldi / Vytear / Warlock Pinchers / Ween / Weezer / Wesley Willis / The Who / Willie Nelson / Yves Montand / Zoot Sims
"Let's show this prehistoric bitch
how we do things downtown."
"What's the matter, Damien?
It's just a church."
"Come and get it,
you undead sack of shit."
"C'mon Hobbs, knock the cover off the ball!"
"On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy."
"Is he crazy, skipper? No, just enthusiastic."
"The Farce and The Duck" by Yo Das Enschitt
My Pops (picture circa 1973)