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About Me

When I was open, you all ate in me and threw up in my bathroom at one time or another. I provided Kenmore Chicken Melts for all creatures, great and small. You've farted on my seats. You've written on my walls. You've sold and bought many drugs to and from my employees for years. Now I'm gone. What the fuck do you do with yourself at 3AM?

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My Interests

hot waitresses ... abusing you and making you come back for more ... playing slayer's 'reign in blood' at inappropriate volumes at less appropriate times ... bad coffee and lots of it ... making everything into a 'melt'

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a good reason to stay in Boston

Music:

Everyone's "earlier stuff", which, of course, I liked better.

Books:

various eviction notices, my menu

Heroes:

The cool "other guy" from My Two Dads

My Blog

Reconnaissance

What's all this about construction going on inside the hallowed halls? Who let this happen? Christ, don't any of you kids know how to go on hunger strikes or make cheap firebombs out of household clea...
Posted by Deli Haus on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:09:00 PST

Making a difference?

Warning: What follows will be some vomit-inducing optimism. Okay ... I have a shitload of myspace friends. Believe me, I have sought almost none of them out. It would be understated to say that nostal...
Posted by Deli Haus on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 05:00:00 PST

Post your shame here

Here you can post a story about the time(s) you asked out a Deli Haus employee, and how they subsequently shot you down. Or maybe you got lucky. Either way ...
Posted by Deli Haus on Sat, 20 May 2006 02:01:00 PST

ADAM

In case you don't know, Adam (see my profile comments) owned Deli Haus. Send him a message. Don't beg him to reopen though. That ain't going to happen.
Posted by Deli Haus on Thu, 18 May 2006 05:51:00 PST

does my new profile picture make me look fat?

it's so hard to meet potential restaurant owners when you don't have a hottt pic of yourself posted on your myspace thing. I mean, should I airbrush out the Weekly Dig box in front since nobody reads ...
Posted by Deli Haus on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:26:00 PST

favorite deli haus menu item

I know many dudes will say "beat the haus" but if you knew what was up, you'll say "reuben"
Posted by Deli Haus on Thu, 04 May 2006 03:34:00 PST

some old bullshit about bullshit

i miss having meaningful kids write meaningful poetry at the counter.
Posted by Deli Haus on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:24:00 PST

have a drink in me

Nostalgia is kicking my ass. What's it been, about five years? Post your drunk at the deli haus story here. We'll reminisce about the good times: the first time you tried a guiness float ... the ti...
Posted by Deli Haus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

advice for restaurants

Take it from an old diner who speaks from experience: If it ain't broke, don't change your name and add a DJ booth.
Posted by Deli Haus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST