Bush in '08

The Real About Me:
On May 15th, work relocated me to Southern California with my super girlfriend.
I had a cat. She passed away in April 2007. She will haunt your dreams.
Now I have a puppy: Arnold Schwarzenegger Salles (aka Cutest Rat Terrier in the world). He is fat & stupid. He runs into things. He is a dumb hick from Georgia.
I am New Jersey born & raised.
Here's My Proof:
Yes, I can safely navigate a circle .
I know what a jughandle is.
I know that the previous two lines had to do with driving.
I've eaten porkroll & a hard roll with butter for breakfast.
I've eaten Disco Fries at a diner at 4am.
I know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.
I know that people from 609 area code are "a little different".
I lived off Exit 80 , we all live off exits...(and no, it really isn't that funny)
Wherever I parked, there was a Camaro within three spots of me.
I lived within 15 minutes of three different indoor malls .
The Jets-Giants game has started fights at my school & my local bar.
I know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22 .
I know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights , people from Central Jersey go to Belmar and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood .
I know that a WaWa is a convenience store.
I know that this is the only "New __" state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire - doesn't work, does it?)
I know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
I don't think of citrus when people mention " The Oranges ."
I remember the stores Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's.
I know that "regular coffee" means it automatically comes with milk and sugar.
I know what real pizza tastes like & probably hate the pizza from your favorite pizza place.
I, and everyone else from NJ, knows at least one girl who's a stripper.
All good mornings begin with a bagel, all good nights end at a diner and of course, all good parties end with a fight.
I'm from New Jersey and I love it cause we do it the fucking best.