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Fear and loathing in Kansas City

About Me


"Out out brief candle...life is but a walking shadow...a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage then is heard no more...its is a tale told by an idiot...full of sound and fury...signifying nothing"...William Shakespeare...."Wherever there are walls I shall inscribe this eternal accusation against Christianity upon them - I can write in letters which make even the blind see. I call Christianity the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity, the one great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is sufficiently poisonous, secret, subterranean, petty...I call it the one immortal blemish of mankind"..."We have no organ at all for knowledge, for truth: we know (or believe or imagine) precisely as much as may be useful in the interest of the human herd, the species: and even what is here called usefulness is in the end only a belief, something imagined and perhaps precisely that most fatal piece of stupidity by which we shall one day perish"..."Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity"...Friedrich Nietzsche..."If God didnt exist it would be necessary to invent Him"..."As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities"..."Our wretched species is so made that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road"...Voltaire..."A generation which ignores history has no past and no future"...Robert Heinlein..."History is strewn thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill, but a lie, well told, is immortal"...Mark Twain..."Do What Thou Wilt; because men that are free, well-born, well-bred, and conversant in honest companies, have naturally an instinct and spur that prompteth them unto virtuous actions, and withdraws them from vice, which is called honour. Those same men, when by base subjection and constraint they are brought under and kept down, turn aside from that noble disposition by which they formerly were inclined to virtue, to shake off and break that bond of servitude wherein they are so tyrannously enslaved; for it is agreeable with the nature of man to long after things forbidden and to desire what is denied us"...Francois Rabelias(Crowleys inspiration)..."do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law"..."If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad"..."I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening;I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning"...Aleister Crowley...."It is not a war on drugs...it is a war on personal freedoms is what it is...keep that in mind at all times"...Bill Hicks...“If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so"..."id rather have a free press and no government, than a government and no free press"...Thomas Jefferson...."Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe"..."Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy"...Albert Einstein...."When the going gets weird,the weird turn pro"...Hunter.S.Thompson...."The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it.there is no "what should be," there is only what is"...Lenny Bruce...."take a mortal man,put him in control,watch him become a god,watch peoples heads a roll"...Megadeth..."Excuse me while i kiss the sky"...Jimi Hendrix
AND I WAS STONED WHEN I TOOK IT
BUT NOT IN A ROW
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playing poker...movies...putting things on top of other things...music...cooking...football...history...astronomy... people...and of course T.V.

I'd like to meet:

...all my heroes...and you(unless you suck)

Music:

from TOOL to 10000 maniacs

Movies:

fear and loathing in las vegas...where the buffalo roam...O.C. and stiggs...the godfather1&2...scarface...young frankenstein...blazing saddles...top secret...half-baked...devils rejects...eraserhead...MST3K...pink floyds the wall...the song remains the same...the decline of western civilization1,2&3...taxi driver...alien1&2...spun...40 year old virgin...strangers with candy...all the naked gun movies...all the pink panther movies...all the monty python movies...all the cheech&chong movies...all the scary movies...the family guy movie...Fahrenheit 9/11...an inconvenient truth...jackass1&2...borat

Television:

daily show...colbert report...real time with bill maher...letterman...conan...kimmel...simpsons...family guy...american dad...king of the hill...king of queens...the soup...30rock...[adultswim]...rescue me...the shield...deadwood...the ali g show...arrested development...lucky louie...the wire...weeds...dexter...brotherhood...sopranos...reno 911...south park...freakshow...drawn together...the office...the minor accomplishments of jackie woodman...wondershowzen...SNL...mad t.v....high stakes poker...antiques road show...anything on discovery science or history channels...and of course spongebob squarepants

Books:

U.S. V. Bush by Elizabeth De La Vega...static...by Amy and David Goodman...state of denial by Bob Woodward...the greatest story ever SOLD by Frank Rich...and i strongly recommend anything by or about my heroes

Heroes:

my father...miss you dad

My Blog

more weed than corn...

marijuana just passed corn and wheat combined as the biggest cash crop in the country...and that is with the government trying their best to eradicate it...at what point is the government going t...
Posted by roy on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST

if i hear one more...

pathetic republican shill on talk shows asking whoever "do you want to win the war?" im gonna explode...win what war?...the religious war going on between the Sunnis and the Shi'as?...why would w...
Posted by roy on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:41:00 PST

john kerry...

botched a joke and bush attacks him?...if thats not throwing great big stones while living in a huge glass house i dont know what is...on so many levels...smell the desperation?...and stupidity...lol
Posted by roy on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:34:00 PST

so now we are...

giving the terrorists the plans to build an atomic bomb...is there no end to the incompetence and stupidity of our government?...my answer is apparently not...bush tried to show how "well" we are doin...
Posted by roy on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST

i have a good feeling...

about the use of electronic voting booths...the people in florida will have no problem now like they did when that complicated paper was involved...and no chance of someone rigging it...we all kn...
Posted by roy on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:36:00 PST

madonna adopted a kid...

and you would think by the coverage its getting she cured cancer and stopped the war...the "news" and its "reporters" in this country are incompetent and pathetic and should be ashamed at what th...
Posted by roy on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:32:00 PST

scientology...

aliens?...i mean seriously...ALIENS?...hubbard wrote a sci-fi story and got people to believe it...got to give him credit for not underestimating the stupidity and ignorance of the weak-minded an...
Posted by roy on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:06:00 PST

orca windbag...

could someone please tell me why people listen to her?...she has no credentials to be giving advice on anything but eating cake and getting luckier than any one person should...she was hired at a smal...
Posted by roy on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:03:00 PST

bratz...

have you seen these dolls and the ads for them?...what kind of a parent would buy such a thing for their kids to imitate and admire?...children should be cute...not dressed up like whores...it is...
Posted by roy on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:17:00 PST

not hard for me to believe...

do you know how many days are in february?...well apparently our president doesnt...letterman showed a clip of bush saying..."these are the actual results for the fiscal year that ended february 30th"...
Posted by roy on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:28:00 PST