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Mike&Ike

Showering the Entertainment Industry With Warm Puddles of Fun Since 1993

About Me

I use the layout generator at UltimateMySpace.com.Mike & Ike are critics, journalists, entertainment gurus for the neo-millennium and, quite proudly, officially acknowledged unofficial spokeswhores for Evil Dead-The Musical. They have fans that think they're funny. Other people think they owe the entire entertainment industry an apology (This was actually said)

My Interests

A few movies, a few television shows, a lot of marijuana, taking over a small portion of the entertainment industry and putting out a steady stream of quality, intelligent, weird content (We are so sick of SHIT!)

I'd like to meet:

Mike & Ike would like to meet anyone who has a sense of humor, anyone who is not easily offended, anyone who wants more intelligent, quality entertainment, anyone who will give them money. They need it. They're poor.

Music:

Two words: Rob Zombie

Movies:

You want a movie? Here's the documentary on Evil Dead-The Musical we shot in Toronto. Yes, boys and girls, it's us!

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Law & Order SVU, Lost, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Saved by the Bell: The College Years

Books:

Imajica, Skinny Legs and All, The Kingpriest Trilogy, Oh, The Places You'll Go

Heroes:

The cast and creators of Evil Dead-The Musical (THE GREATEST PIECE OF ENTERTAINMENT IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY PERIOD), Ronald D Moore and the cast and crew of Battlestar Galactica (The greatist show on television EVER), JJ Abrams and the cast and crew of Lost (The second greatist show on television EVER), Stephen Lynch, Tom Robbins, Paladine

My Blog

Evil Dead-Reviews and Interviews-Reprints

WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING PIECES WEREN'T FUNNY THE FIRST TIME. Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations.  He's not Mike. Ike: (Southern accent) He ain't Ike.  Okay, Vogons, here's...
Posted by Mike&Ike on Mon, 26 May 2008 10:12:00 PST

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Catheter

WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING REVIEW ORIGINATED FROM DUCKWORLD   Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations.  He's not Mike.   Ike: (Southern accent) He ain't Ike.  Okay, C...
Posted by Mike&Ike on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:30:00 PST

A Little Something for Everybody

WARNING:  READING MIKE & IKE WILL LEAD TO HOMOSEXUALITY AND EVENTUALLY, OF COURSE, TO AIDS   Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations.  He's not Mike.   Ike: (Southern...
Posted by Mike&Ike on Mon, 12 May 2008 11:45:00 PST

A Special Message to Our New Friends

WARNING:  GOD REALLY DOES HATE YOU Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations.  He's not Mike. Ike: (Southern accent) He ain't Ike, and we're sayin' a big ole "how the frak are ya" ta ...
Posted by Mike&Ike on Fri, 09 May 2008 02:08:00 PST

Rocky Horror vs. Evil Dead-The Debate is Over

WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING ANALYSIS IS 67% OPRAH FREE   Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations.  He's not Mike.   Ike: (Southern accent) He ain't Ike. Ya know, George Rein...
Posted by Mike&Ike on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:56:00 PST

An "Official" Unofficial Announcement

WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT IS RATED NC-17 FOR EXCESSIVE SMUGNESS   Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations.  He's not Mike.   Ike: (Southern accent) He ain't I...
Posted by Mike&Ike on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:35:00 PST

An attempt at semi-legitimacy

WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING INTERVIEW IS EXTREMELY VOLATILE.  DO NOT EXPOSE TO TEMPERATURES OVER 45 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT OR TO WILL SMITH   Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations....
Posted by Mike&Ike on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:19:00 PST

Attend the Tale

WARNING:  IT'S ANOTHER SONG PARODY   Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations.  He's not Mike.   Ike: (Southern accent) He ain't Ike, but he IS an ass rapin' suck monkey...
Posted by Mike&Ike on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 10:48:00 PST

The Best Review EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING REVIEW IS MEANT FOR HOME VIEWING ONLY.  ANY UNAUTHORIZED COPYING OR DISTRIBUTION WILL RESULT IN A FINE OF UP TO $20,000 AND POSSIBLE JAIL TIME.  UNLESS SAID UNAU...
Posted by Mike&Ike on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:26:00 PST

We promise we’ll WRITE something soon

But in the meantime click here to see The Mike & Ike Show Episode III Part II.  You'll laugh.  We promise.
Posted by Mike&Ike on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:22:00 PST