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News
April 13th 2007: I have been cast as "Scotty" in the Toronto produciton! I'll also be continuing to take care of the myspace Evil Dead site.
Lots of rehearsals for me until the show opens May 1st!
www.evildeadthemusical.com
March 21 2007: EVIL DEAD THE MUSICAL NEW SHOW: Toronto starting May 1st!
www.evildeadthemusical.com
Tell your friends (especially in Toronto!)Free music online coming soon too!Cheers,
Evil Matt
Evil Dead the Musical: Webmaster
and Blood Delivery System Engineer
www.evildeadthemusical.com
March 1 2007: I'm not checking my myspace as much now with the musical closed. So don't expect quick replies. I am on facebook a good amount, and always on the email. ;)Cheers,
Matt.
Jan 3 2007: Oh, what the hell... I have some time off. Better upgrade this hunk o my-junk.
Jan 1 2007: I thought about fixing the design of my site... but then... nah!
Dec 6th 2006: A new design for Evil Dead the Musical's myspace
page comes out! Yay!
Quotes
Northern Exposure
Chris in the Morning quotes Einstien: "Strange is our situation here upon earth, however there is one thing that we do know. That man is here for the sake of other man. Above all for those upon whose smile and wellbeing our own happyness depents. and also for the countless unknown souls with whos fate we are connected with a bond of sympathy." Good night Sicily.
Chris in the Morning: about paddle: There are probably a lot of folks out there who are thinking, man, I'm never going to have me a rush like that. Earth's a parking lot and outer space is just too pricey. Let me tell you something, there's lots of ways to blaze a trail. I always think back to those unsung heros of the past like that prehistoric gourmet who looked at that lobster and said "I'm going to eat that". Or the first healer who picked up a knife and said "let's opperate boys". You see adventures come in all kinds of shapes and sizes, like getting your hair cut, or falling in love. Even getting behind the wheel and backing out of the driveway can be a sublime act of faith as well as a monumental act of courage.
Shelly: You could have bought the farm
Holling Vencour: That's right, Shelly, it's been a long time since I walked in harms way, since one single false step could lead to a crippling injury or death. I forgot how good it feels.
Shelly: Did you bonk your head?
Holling Vencour: Several times!
3rd Rock from the Sun
Harry: Now I'll never fall in love. Never get used, cheated on, tossed asside like an old shoe... I'm glad I'm dying.
Sally: Tell me Dick. What shampoo do you use?
Dick: I don't know.
Sally: Do you feel the urge to have an 8 lb screaming larva rip it's way out of your lower abdomen?
Dick: no... I think I could do without that.
Sally: You see. Here, you and I are completely differnt life forms and it's just some sick cosmic joke that we have to share a planet.
guy: Hey! It says Men on the door!
Sally: And you made the cut?
August: Look, it's not that complicated. Sometimes you go with the intelectual, sometimes you go with the physical and sometimes, just closeness is nice.
Tommy: Well, how will I know when to do what?
August: I'll decide that as we go along.
Harry: Please please let me kill him... it'll look so good on my resume!
Dick: Step right up kids and meet the girls of physics... each and every one of them a bundle of mass and energy.
Kid: are you really a licenced bikini inspector?
Dick: Heh.. kinda... I'm a physics professor you understand? Now friends let me tell you about a little thing called physics. You know What makes a car go fast? Physics! And you know what makes a curve ball curve? Why Physics! And you know what's got me standing here instead of floating out the window like a puff of smoke? Intertia with a captital I and that rymes with Pi and that starts with P and that sands for physics!
Don: I'm sorry I'm late kids... But I was involved in one of the worlds scariest police chases!
Kid: How did it end?
Don: The guy got away... BUT I rolled my car!
Kids: Cool! aw man, I wanna be a cop!
Don: Oh, it's not all glamour kids, but it's mostly glamour, oh and... uh... guns.
Dick: And what makes that policeman's gun so cool? Physics. Kinetic energy generates a velocity with wich the bullet exits the barrel while the ballistic cooficient and sectional density determins the dammage to it's targets. Guns don't kill people! Physics kills people!
Harry: You know what they say... when life gives you lemmons. Just shut up and eat the damn lemmons!
Dick: Well I've had it. I renounce physics and all it's uses and applications, including conservation of momentum!
Don: It's a gritty job where a good day is one that you come home alive!
Tommy: Isn't that pretty much a good day for anyone?
Dick on newyears: Everybody, A toast. As the old year draws to a close one can't help but reflect on what hasn't been done and what can never be reclaimed. Say what you will about this year it is lost! It is gone! And as I look around me I can honestly say that here is no group I would rather be with to face the grim spectre of death racing with blinding speed so inexorably towards us!... Cheers.
My hero and Life Coach... Bill Waterson: Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: "Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in...But everytime I do, they tell me to stop it."
Hobbes: "Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?"
Calvin: "You know, Hobbes, sometimes even my lucky rocket ship underwear don't help."
Hobbes: "At least you've done all you can."
Calvin's Dad: "I'm going to the office and get some sleep."
Calvin: "This piece of pie is awfully darn small!"
Calvin's Mom: "Life could be a lot worse, Calvin."
Calvin: "Life could be a lot better too! … But worse is more likely."
Calvin: "I'm being educated against my will! My rights are being trampled!"
Hobbes: "Is it a right to remain ignorant?"
Calvin: "I don't know, but I refuse to find out!"
Calvin: "Look, a dead bird!"
Hobbes: "It must've hit a window."
Calvin: "Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh... once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is. You realize that nature is ruthless and our existence is very fragile, temporary, and precious. But to go on with your daily affairs, you can't really think about that...which is probably why everyone takes the world for granted and why we act so thoughtlessly. It's very confusing. I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up."
Hobbes: "No doubt."
Calvin: "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
Hobbes: "Isn't your pants zipper supposed to be in the front?"
Bill Waterson Himself: "We're not really taught how to recreate constructively. We need to do more than find diversions; we need to restore and expand ourselves. Our idea of relaxing is all too often to plop down in front of the television set and let its pandering idiocy liquefy our brains. Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery— it recharges by running."
Calvin: "I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge."
Calvin: "I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know."
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I'm Playing Scott in the Toronto Production of Evil Dead the Musical.