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An Old Friend.
A long time ago, in a faraway land, the old prophet Swanny returned from his travails with wild intent for magikal musak. He consulted with ye great oracle, Blob, who enlisted the bounty hunting skills of Rickster69. The band of 3 became Stainless Steal. It was proposed that Krazy Karl, a Mohawk nightmare, and Dave the Undiligent would join later. Unfortunately, Swanny was to begin a journey of his own, alone, to the undiscovered country, leaving the band of warriors in tatters of tatters.
Splitz.
They sang their songs, collected their harvest and prepared for winter. But then, on a cold Halloween nite, 2004ad, The Man They Call Martin appeared through an errie mystical whiskey mist. Krazy Karl and Dave the Undiligent were introduced to Blob, Rickster69 and The Man They Call Martin - Bareback was born. They hid out in the Hills of Whooth, in a penile tower beside the sea - many a death was nearly befallen b fallin. They waited for their first raid. Dave the Undiligent didn't last long in the dank tower; he was just, well, undiligent. He left to pursue something. Drink-fuelled feuds fed Krazy Karl's departure. He left in search of a healing potion. Only 3 were going Bareback now.
The Raid.
Unperturbed, they made their their first raid on...the mighty site of Corcaigh. Blob, Rickster69, The Man They Call Martin and Drum Machine Beats On A CD appeared from a dark corner, wearing their Murder Masks. War cries and blood-letting ensued, then and late into the poteen night. A cheer was sounded at the end and it was day.
4.
After the raid, Drum Machine Beats On A CD was banished to Ghostland. Bareback creeped into Blobs cave, looking for songs that could tell of their adventures, their beliefs, their hopes. But they were out of Nature, divorced from the sea, towerless. Something was wrong. The tribes were 4, the winds were 4, the ways were 4, the moons were 4, the seasons were 4, the legs were 4, the walls were 4, the corners were 4, the sides were 4 and we were 3.
8.
We 3 talked and smoked and talked some more and lit a fire. A message was sent - Big hitter wanted, no eagles. Mark It sensed the call in the air, peered into Blob's cave and immediately went Bareback. But Bareback had been 5 and then it was 3 but now it was 4. So 4 became 8 and 8 became 8are8ack. A necessary name in the naked white world - ye great Webmaster tells pictures of "bareback" - strange pictures of naked victims, on both sides, swimming in mud and face-paint.
Not Again.
We need a drummer. Til then, we are 0.
