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Alf Vikingo

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Created by German scientists in the late 1920's Alfie Sykes is belived to be the only living remainder of the now the infamous 'Valhalla Project' , a genetically created species of men forged from the three way split 'Sphervien' DNA, a cocktail of ancient Norse, English and polo bear genes, bound genetically together within a cellular weave. With their accelerated growth hormone, anti ageing qualities and ability to survive on only a diet of red meat and whiskey German politicians believed they were masterminding a race of supermen, twelve home grown warriors to be used solely for their twisted political means. By the age of 10 these 'Sphervien' clones were physically the size of a 28 year old man, they had the ability to go 48 hours without sleep and after extensive training as pilots were ready to spearhead dominance of the world. Lent by Nazi Germany to Franco's twisted fascist regime during the Spanish civil war all 12 clones were to pilot daring raids on the innocent Basque people of the mountain region. Despite scientific perfection what was never foreseen was the will of these groomed soldiers was far stronger than ever anticipated. All twelve brainwashed supermen would denounce the evil political ideals of the creators, sabotage their own mission and seek their own freedom away from the vile orders that had been encoded into them. Each clone felled their respective planes and separated across the Spanish mainland. Nine of the twelve were captured, tortured and destroyed but three escaped their captors throughout the war. Two fled to Scotland and the third, Alfie Sykes to London where he was sheltered and hidden from the authorities by his adopted parents in their canal side Camden Town cottage. All three were all but forgotten by history until two came to prominence in the early 1970's, unearthed by a roaming investigative reporter who found them fronting the progressive rock band Lions Foot. The last sole survivor, Alfie Sykes has never been traced to source but rumoured to have sighted on occasion sporadically across the globe in a varried and checkered career path..1950's dock worker, 1967-68 chauffeur for Anita Palenburg, 1969-1972 middfield player for Millwall , 1974 roadie for The Who , ice cream man during summer of 1976, 1980 extra on 'Minder' , 1984 London No 24 bus conductor , 1986 Stockholm hot dog seller and lastly WWF wrestler .

My Interests

Chocolate, dogs, red meat, single malts, freckled women, lush green grass, sunshine

I'd like to meet:

H G Wells, Kieth Moon, the two birds in Scobby Doo cartoon (fancy them both)

Music:

Deep Purple, Pre-disco/Pre-leppard skin Rod Stewart, The Who, Edith Piaf, Ludvig Von Beethoven, Spooky Tooth, Marshall Tucker Band, Uriha Heep, Humble Pie, The Rolling Stones, ZZ Top, Small Faces, Creedance Clearwater Revival

Movies:

Performance, Here we Go Round the Mulberry Bush, Lord Of The Rings, Amilie, Few Dollars More, Kellys Heroes, Vikings featuring Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis.

Television:

Mr Benn

Books:

Mrs P's Journey, Mecropolis Railway, Mr Norris Changes Trains

Heroes:

Toulouse Lautrec, Odin, Charles Dickens, Vincent Van Gogh, Oscar Wilde, 'The Who', Jack Regan, Gustav Klimt, Peter Cushing, Gandolf, Parents, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

My Blog

The Deadstring Brothers and Lasky -live, Saturday, October 18th

The Deadstring Brothers and Lasky -live, Saturday, October 18, 2008 at 8:00pmA benefit gig in aid of Love Light Romania who provide support and care for children and adults infected with HIV, sufferin...
Posted by Alf Vikingo on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 10:46:00 PST

80’s Pop Superstars- We Are Equals

80's Poptastic Like a salmon eventually swimming back up stream I wandered back up the hill to the watering holes of Hampstead that I first graced at the tender age of 15. As we walked through the glo...
Posted by Alf Vikingo on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:56:00 PST

Amsterdam- Whiskey In The Local Jar

On Saturday evening I sat outside a small, local Amsterdam bar ideally placed facing one of the canals. The evening air was warm and sweet as was the large Jeam Beam I nursed. Having a sudden desire f...
Posted by Alf Vikingo on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:40:00 PST

Celebration Month Of Womens Hair

Ladies, modern hair styles are rubbish. Dont let your stylist or the 'glossys' tell you otherwise. Keep it retro.  This is a public information broadcast brought to you by  BHAS (Big Hair A...
Posted by Alf Vikingo on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:35:00 PST

Scared By Glam Rock

TRUE STORY FROM WHEN I WAS A LAD:When I was a nipper our next door neighbours were trendy music types who smoked strange smelling tobaco, wore three inch heels, plumb velvety jackets and make up. And ...
Posted by Alf Vikingo on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 10:34:00 PST

Bardot Day

Im declairing this week is international Brigitte Bardot Day. Goddess on earth. Put aside your views on the now wrinkly old national socailist animal lover and refrence her at some stage to colle...
Posted by Alf Vikingo on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:15:00 PST

Terry Reid- From The Heart, From The Soul

Last night a few of us, a small rabble, ventured up west to the fake Mexican cantina that is London's Borderline to see/hear Terry Reid/Mick Taylor.Mick took unwell and so it was left solely to Mr Rei...
Posted by Alf Vikingo on Sat, 24 May 2008 05:52:00 PST

’Shine A Light’...Up Their Arse To Find Their Brains

I wasted $24 going to see 'Shine A Light' at an IMAX. What a load of utter, utter codswhallop it turned out to be. I came out gob-smaked, numb with shock at how lame the whole project was. I just can...
Posted by Alf Vikingo on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:27:00 PST

Faeries Friend

Adopted by the Fairies as a small child they allowed her to share in their secrets. With their consent she promoted their ways and in turn they allowed her into their world, much to the annoyance of t...
Posted by Alf Vikingo on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:04:00 PST

Where You Live?

Where were you born and raised? Born in Goodge Street W1 and raised in Camden Town NW5, both London, England What's the best part of where you live now? Choices- you can take in a macchiato with Soho ...
Posted by Alf Vikingo on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:43:00 PST