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Wes

You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?

About Me


The key I suppose for this section would be to say something funny and/or amusing to draw the reader into actually finishing this paragraph. Chances are you probably stopped reading by now so I feel free to insult you knowing that you probably will never read it.

Garrett's mom loves my huge hands.

The other day I opened up my work computer to find someone had changed the desktop background to gay porn. The most troublesome part of this was I wasn't in any huge rush to change it. Does that mean I'm gay, or just really, really lazy?

My Interests

COD4.

I'd like to meet:


Hunter S Thompson, writer, born Louisville, Kentucky on July 18, 1937; died Woody Creek, Colorado, February 20 2005. He is credited with pioneering "gonzo journalism". In 1970 Thompson ran for sheriff of Pitkin County, Colorado on the "Freak Power" ticket of promoting drugs decriminalization (but for use only, not trafficking, as he disapproved of profiteering), tearing up the streets and turning them into grassy pedestrian malls, banning any building so tall as to obscure the view of the mountains, and renaming Aspen, Colorado "Fat City." The incumbent Republican sheriff whom he ran against had a crew cut, prompting Thompson to shave his head bald and refer to his opposition as "my long-haired opponent."

Ralph Wiggum. We communicate on the same level. I think he and I would have a lot in common. Ralph seems to generally get along with many people, as well as occasionally irritating and baffling them. This is a quality often associated with children who have a moderate to severe case of autism and also by children who have a very high degree of creative and artistic intellect. Ralph has a multitude of imaginary friends as well, Wiggle Puppy and a pyromaniacal leprechaun being particularly well known.

[ I can code by hand. yay. ]

Music:

ROCK. ROBOT ROCK.



Movies:

"The sky is blue, and all the leaves are green. The sun is warm as a baked potato. I think you know precisely what I mean .. when I say it's a Shpanoinkle day."

Television:

I heart my DVR.

Books:

The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe, Snapshot by Sean Morgan.

Heroes:

Who needs heroes when you're your own rock star.

Has anyone seen my pants?

My Blog

RIP Mr Orange ... 1972-2007.

In memorial.Born March 1972 in Germany.  Lost in service October 2007.  It was 35 years old.My faithful Super Beetle, the whip dubbed Mr Orange was taken from this world by an errant driver ...
Posted by Wes on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:58:00 PST