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About Me

I play in a couple of bands around town. I work a day job. I listen to music. I watch movies. I jump on the bed. I throw the shot put. I mate cats. I snort bleach. I build robots and robot accessories. I tickle geese. I snoodle. I love you.

jake --
[adjective]:

Like in nature to a human dildo

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Squirrels.

Oh, and no bands, please (unless I ask you). Bands can go be friends with one of my projects HERE (if you like teh crazy), or HERE (if you don't), or HERE (if you wish you could grow more elbows).

My Blog

Oh, Dick... Part I

Former Vice-President, Dick Cheney, May 21, 2009 (from This Speech) [bold = my own emphasis; italics = my own words]:Thank you all very much, and Arthur, thank you for that introduction. Its good to...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 17:45:00 GMT

Oh, Dick... Part II

[CONTINUED FROM PART I] From Dick Cheney's speech May 21, 2009 [bold = emphasis is mine; italics = words are mine]:In the category of euphemism, the prizewinning entry would be a recent editorial in ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 17:41:00 GMT

You know whats awesome? Vol. 2

Hey, you wanna know what's awesome?A friggin' huge box of crayons!  The Crayola 64 Crayon Box to be exact!Coloring is serious business, folks, and serious colorer...ers use "the box."  ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:55:00 GMT

You know whats awesome? Vol. 1

Hey, you know what's awesome?  This guy!That's right, the Chairman from Iron Chef America.  He's fucking awesome.  No doubt.  You see how they rated that picture "tvG?"  That ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:50:00 GMT

Religion is a backpack full of rocks

I read something very disturbing today. Focus on the Family, a large collection of assholes and bigots with money, had to lay off some employees after pumping millions of dollars into supporting ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:18:00 GMT

Myspace Privacy

I don't get it.  Why the hell do people make their profiles private on this site?  I can't see any functional reason for how a profile private can help you.  There is, ho...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:13:00 GMT

GOP lights their torches and grabs their pitchforks...

I don't want this to come off as sour grapes or anything, now that Obama finally won, but even Fox News is reporting that Sarah Palin is dumber than we were led to believe: DO WE DARE BELIEVE SOMETHIN...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:42:00 GMT

Schaudenfreude (Thanks, Bush)

Let's see what's in the news today:  Well, look at that, the American taxpayer is going to bail out the poor, little banks... yay, capitalism works! Time to point out the obvious...again: Hey, re...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:33:00 GMT

Lionel Ritchie vs. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

One of my guiltiest pleasures is Lionel Ritchie.  It's true!  He was the first musical artist I loved who didn't have ping-pong ball eyes and a hand up his ass.  I listened to Can't Slo...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:21:00 GMT

Eugoogoly for my clownhood

So, I quit the band; Warning: Danger!, that is.  Yeah, I had a good run with them, but they will be better off without me.  I couldn't commit to what they deserve from a bandmate, and their ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:11:00 GMT