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The Fez

Majority Rule Don't Work in Mental Institutions

About Me

Watch the Straight Away

My Interests

Watch the big Jump!

I'd like to meet:

Watch the RipplesYou, just you and only you. Fuck everything else man its all about you. Hey, maybe we can run away together and live alone where I can become completely fixated on you as I slowly drown out everything else until I become a quasi vegetable that lives only to strain my eyes at the glory that is you for every fleeting moment of every day. Now lets go pretend to enjoy other humans so we can take cool pics for myspace

Music:

Watch the TabletopPennywise, Rancid, Guttermouth, The Vandals, The God Awfuls, NoFx, Social Distortion, Operation Ivy, The Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion, The Clash, The Stray Cats, Sleep Station, Flogging Molly, The Adolescents and a bunch more that have slipped my mind.

Movies:

We need more marshalls to the track!!Dodgeball, Wedding Crashers, AnchorMan, Old School, American Pie 1-2, Office Space, Waiting, The Hills have eyes, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Descent, Snakes on a Plane, Thank you for Smoking, Brick, Bambi, Waynes world, Caddyshack, Half Baked, Major League.

Television:

If we don't get more marshalls we're going to controlled practice.Late Night with Conan O' Brien, The daily show, Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Colbert Report, Fox News (Cuz they're so F****** retarded) Talk Soup, any good standup comedian, all of the ESPN networks, The Chapelle show, (Definitely not Carlos Mencia; that guy blows) CSI, Law and Order SVU+Criminal Intent.

Books:

Don't forget to sign in.I just finished reading "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley. You need to read it...it will change the way you view the world. I'm still working on "America" by the cast of the Daily Show. Its not that I don't want to read it, I just spend so much time laughing that I can't get through very much of it before I have to do something else.

Heroes:

Roll the Triple Jump.This is getting a lil redundant but Conan, John Stewart, Dave Manglesdorf, Todd Hodge, Travis Amezcua, Gil Losi Jr, Ralph Garman, Ronnie Gardner, Charles Pearson, and a slew of others.

My Blog

Cooler than the iceberg than sank the titanic

I just spent half an hour screaming to my favorite songs and playing air guitar on a walking stick   PERIOD
Posted by The Fez on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:00:00 PST

Big in Japan

Hey, just wanted to let you know that Im out of town at the moment and will be until the 18th.  Im racing in Japan and our measely US phones refuse to function here.  Ive learned some intere...
Posted by The Fez on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 05:21:00 PST

Sooooooooooo Deep

As I sit staring at this full computer screen I begin to contemplate the emptiness that is my life.  Although my vision is fully enveloped in ads and pictures my mind is left to wonder at the imp...
Posted by The Fez on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:23:00 PST

Sleepless nights under hot black lights

Damn, I was so pumped to write a kickass blog but I'm so tired from the Cactus Classic that I can't even muster the energy to put thoughts onto paper. (much less computer screen)  Its too bad too...
Posted by The Fez on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:04:00 PST

The next "Army of Darkness?"

Ok, screw the title cuz the movie I'm about to discuss wasn't that good, but it was in the upper echelon of awesome.  I wasn't sure anything could top the year's previous release of Snakes on&nbs...
Posted by The Fez on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:12:00 PST