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About Me

I spend most of my time promoting local bands. If I wouldn't play your shit to my cat, I won't promote you. Period.If you think you have what it takes to make it, and you are in the Seattle area, drop me a line! I will give you a listen. There's no harm in trying, you know, unless you suck. ;)On a personal note, I don't care hot how you think you are, I probably won't care to talk to you, unless you are a musician, a mechanic, or Angelina Jolie. (because who WOULDN'T run her joints into the ground?) However, if you have more than two brain cells you rub together to make a thought, I may be open to discussion. Just don't be an idoit, racist, or a biggot, or think your penis can make me give up women, or my fiancee.

My Interests

Boobs, Men, Big Cars, Big Trucks, Music of all kinds except polka, Sex, Girls jumping up and down, Dance, Egypt, Writing, Acoustic Guitar (pref. 12 string), and Harleys

I'd like to meet:

Henry Rollins, Bill Hicks, Richard Bach, My Great GrandfatherI spend most of my time promoting local bands. If I wouldn't play your shit to my cat, I won't promote you. Period.

Music:

Currently in my stereo is: The Eagles, Janis Joplin, Simon and Garfunkel, Journey, Guano Apes, Johnny Cash, Lynnard Skynard, Gretchen Wilson, Metallica, Point 1, Fiasco, Etta James, Diana Krall, Floater, Alice in Chains, Slayer, and Avalon Wilson

Movies:

High Fidelity, Memento, Rocky Horror, Boondock Saints, Phantom of the Opera, 13 Ghosts, Rose Red
Favorite Musicians Kirk Hammett Eric Clapton, John Frusciante, Keith Wright, Neil Peart, Danny Carey, Prince, Flea, Len Hotrum, Johnny Cash, Paul Simon, Sandra Nasic, Steve Perry

Television:

Law & Order, Simpson, Family Guy, CSI, Ghost Whisperer, House

Books:

Anything by: Aruther Nisersian, Sean Morgan, Terry Pratchett, Stephen King, JA Jance, Deborah Donnelly, Charlaine Harris.Or any books about ancient Egypt, and true crime

Heroes:

Misty Newman, My Grandmother, and of course, the following people....Carol BurnettAvalon Wilson~Gwen~Jolene and Keith Wright

My Blog

An open letter to Bush

Dear President Pain in my Ass,This has gone on long enough. Why cant you just admit you are killing time until someone else takes your place? I know you have your ego to protect, but let's face a few ...
Posted by Monochrome Mistress on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:19:00 PST

To all straight/bi men

Dating a skinny bimbo impresses no one but your own libido (and that of other idiots) You hate that we have poor body images and yet you constantly strive to sack that which perpetuates them! You...
Posted by Monochrome Mistress on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:12:00 PST

Should I Let You In?

Should I let you in, into my house with its concrete wallsShould I let you in, into my room with its curtains drawnI want to open up, and let you walk right through my doorCan you tell me, is it worth...
Posted by Monochrome Mistress on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:43:00 PST

Rain On A Tin Roof

His eyes are blue, just like the oceanHis heart is a river freeNow and then he gets the notionAnd he finds his way to meHis love's likeRain on a tin roofSweet song of the summertime stormAnd oh the wa...
Posted by Monochrome Mistress on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:32:00 PST

Long Gone

Long Goneby FloaterFeel the light upon me looking in the window.Feel the warmth of our innocence fade away.As the pleasures we seek run so go our virtues.Dont call it love, dont call it hate,Its just ...
Posted by Monochrome Mistress on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 04:05:00 PST

For JC

Something In the Way She MovesSomething in the way she moves, or looks my way, or calls my namethat seems to leave this troubled world behind.And if I'm feeling down and blue or troubled by some fooli...
Posted by Monochrome Mistress on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:04:00 PST

MRK = FOUR

So I made a new musician friend at a gig. I know "Ashley? you? you dont know musicians!" right? :) But he was a charmer, and I am a sucker for a charming musician. He handed me a cd...
Posted by Monochrome Mistress on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 07:18:00 PST

Review of The Smoking Lounge

Band: The Smoking LoungeVenue: FuelMembers: Jonny Smokes- Lead vocals, 6 & 12 string guitar JT Philips- Backing Vocals and...
Posted by Monochrome Mistress on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:16:00 PST

Kerosene

"Kerosene" By: Miranda Lambert I'm waitin' on the sun to set cause yesterday aint over yet I started smoking cigarettes there's nothing else to do I guess Dusty roads aint made for walking, spin...
Posted by Monochrome Mistress on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:39:00 PST

so un-sexy

"So Unsexy"Oh these little rejections how they add up quicklyOne small sideways look and I feel so ungoodSomewhere along the way I think I gave you the power to makeMe feel the way I thought only my f...
Posted by Monochrome Mistress on Wed, 17 May 2006 06:49:00 PST